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by meatwad
2003-12-15 04:35pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Guess The Songs
Replies: 9
Views: 363

Guess The Songs

It's not like you have anything better to do. See if you can guess the song's title and artist from a few lyrics. 1. We've tried to wash our hands of all this. We never talk of our lacking relationships. 2. Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest from all the unborn chicken voic...
by meatwad
2003-02-24 04:18pm
Forum: Science, Logic, And Morality
Topic: World Cup Stadiums are tools of the Devil
Replies: 17
Views: 754

Viking,
Your avatar is exactly what my reaction was to this.
by meatwad
2003-02-24 04:18pm
Forum: Science, Logic, And Morality
Topic: World Cup Stadiums are tools of the Devil
Replies: 17
Views: 754

Viking,
Your avatar is exactly what my reaction was to this.
by meatwad
2003-02-11 04:31pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Okay, get this. We were supposed to turn in our petitions on Friday. Scott (my running mate)can't find his petition with 100 signatures we need to turn in in order to run. Scott says he'll run home quick and get it. He doesn't come back. :cry: Next Monday I'm pretty pissed at Scott. So as soon as i ...
by meatwad
2003-02-03 04:50pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Yeah, OK, never mind, I cant run now. My idiot running mate lost his petition on the day we were supposed to turn it in. Thanks for the help anyway.
by meatwad
2003-01-28 01:55pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

OK, this is obviously not working out the way I expected. That's mostly my fault. Here, this is what I'd like to do.I got some suggestions from some friends of mine. You know the pic that says "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." If someone could manip that and post it on this ...
by meatwad
2003-01-27 04:48pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Right.......



"All jocks must die....of salmonella poisoning!"
by meatwad
2003-01-27 04:20pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

. I wanted to put "El Pollo de Muerte" as a nickname on my choir sweatshirt, but I wasn't allowed to because the administrators thought I might start killing people by feeding them raw chicken (or something like that).
Jigga wha...?
by meatwad
2003-01-27 04:10pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

OK, this is obviously not working out the way I expected. That's mostly my fault. Here, this is what I'd like to do.I got some suggestions from some friends of mine. You know the pic that says "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." If someone could manip that and post it on this t...
by meatwad
2003-01-24 04:35pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Darth Wong wrote: "... as long as there isn't sex, swearing, or blatant violence?" Why the fuck did you come to us, then? but whats the point without it? what is this some kind of fucking mormon school or something? We have to get all our campaign stuff stamped with approval by one of the...
by meatwad
2003-01-24 01:49pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Professor Snuffles, that's great, I think I will use something like that.
:lol:
I don't think people understand my angle, though. Think of something you would want to do if you ran, just to be funny. :twisted:

Thanks.
by meatwad
2003-01-24 08:55am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Because no one else is funny

:wink:

Come on, Im sure someone can think of something.
by meatwad
2003-01-23 04:51pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

To tell the truth, I'm not that concerned about winning. I just want to make a great campaign. Here's stuff I have already.

Vote for Trent - He doesn't suck!

GO AHEAD AND VOTE TRENT FOR STUDENT SENATE PRESIDENT
It's not like your vote matters anyway.

...and the like, hahaha.
by meatwad
2003-01-23 04:43pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)
Replies: 34
Views: 1023

Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)

Hi everybody, as you can see under my avatar I am a newbie, but I'm a friend of DarkPrimus and I think this site is great. Anyway, I'm running for Student Senate President and was wondering if you all could think of some funny junk that I could use in my campaign. Anything goes, including photos and...
by meatwad
2003-01-23 04:23pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Famous sayings that are wrong
Replies: 76
Views: 2770

"It's p-o-t-a-t-o-e"-Dan Quayle

Does that count?