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This little ape would defeat one proponent of creationism after another, publically, until one day someone would stand forth, and debate him, and /not lose/. This person would then lead the Christians to new heights of faith, in which they do shocking things like do what Jesus taught. Oh, who am I k...

Eh, OK; supposedly Legolas took Gimli with him, according to many accounts, but this is not certain. It seems highly plausible, though. So far as I remember, it's in the appendices in Return of the King. I'll have to find my copy to give exact quotes - Father took the books, the bastard, and I have...

Drooling Iguana wrote:They should have had Bruce Campbell play Gandalf. That would've kicked ass.

Which leads us to the mental image of Gandalf blocking the path of the Balrog by brandishing his staff and bellowing, 'THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!'