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man, thatd be crazy. like burrough's interzone kinda crazy. kinda like my bioethics class discussions

at the happy garden massage parlor in atlantic city, they have a massage menu, advertise how pretty the asian wmoen who give you massages are, and include on the menu a 'happy ending'

i like to think that every place in japan offers a happy ending from the owners daughter

I'd bring a lighter, plenty of cigarettes, and whiskey. AIDs wasnt even around then was it? cause my next item would be a box of rubbers, but if i can get out of there whenever i want, it wouldnt be a problem anyway. maybe i could plant the first seed of homo sapien. also id bring plenty of stuff th...

have fun in that fruity volkswagon, friend

now for the rest of his time living in that house, his parents can always say: "remember what happened with the xbox 360? now get back to shining my shoes"

if i ever kicked something that expensive, my ass would've been redder than santas closet

i thought i saw jesus in the wax on my surfboard last month, but then i realized it was only because when we see a face in something that, if we are crazy enough, has to potential to speak to us, we want it to be jesus, because who wants the old guy three houses down that died but no one noticed unt...

Meeeeerry Christmas!!!! Ho Ho Ho! on another note, a little while back, I asked a jewish friend of mine when hannukah was and he said "im not sure" then I asked him when christmas was and he said "the 25th, a few sundays from now" :) so happy christmahannukwaanzukah to everyone h...

i would say that simply taking the present back really wouldnt matter to her instead, get creative! for instance, if what you had gotten her was, lets say, a piece of jewelry, give the actual jewelery to someone else, and put a piece of dog poo in the box, or if they were cds, burn her a cd with son...

You know, I can actually remember a time when I said to my friends that someone would someday make a shitload of money off of movies based on Final Fantasy/ Resident Evil/ Wing Commander/ Double Dragon/ Super Mario Brothers/ Doom. And now? Now I'm just going to SHUT THE FUCK UP . Don't feel ashamed...

Mon Mothma? :wtf: Seriously while Padme is the best looking, untill we see here in a golden slave girl outfit my vote goes to Leia. although leia was very unsexual in that outfit, which i think is just a matter of carrie fischer's unsexuality she looked more hurt than anything in it, which fits i g...

an ahriman christmas ahriman couldnt beleive what he'd done. it was christmas eve and he still hadnt gotten any of the thousand sons presents or even a tree. he got to the tree farm but the only tree left was only 2 feet tall, with 4 branches, and about as unchanging as it gets. ahriman then went lo...

man i cant wait to see it

does anyone have any trailers or previews or anything yet?

i agree with the damage control idea previously presented. if HIV is detected very quickly, there are drugs that will prevent its transformation to AIDS and can help you live and entirely normal life. and its not like you can only catch something from a dirty atlantic city hooker with a wig and dent...

i would've thought that by now, a college student reading up on communism wouldnt be all that threatening, as most would graduated, get jobs, and grow out of it. unless when it said that this student had traveled abroad alot, that includes 6 years living in china as an aid to some government official.

last year me a few friends and i spent christmas in sebastian beach florida and in the little shack behind the surf shop we had a christmas tree of empty coors lights with a jager bottle on top, but this year we got a real tree up here in new jersey and while i put on some nice ornaments, the others...

thats great man! my parents always yelled at me cause i used to like putting my lando calrissian on the top of the tree rather than the angel. but now i have an empty bottle of jager as the star on my christmas tree. :tear: it so...beautiful!

gmail does a great job, and i must agree with previous posts that using gmail i have only received 2 or 3 spam email in the past 14 months. my school's email server still lets a lot of spam through, but it marks it as spam to let you know that, yea we let it through but just incase you actually want...

thats pretty nuts dude, but i feel like getting hit with something that strong and not having it penetrate could still do something to your insides

im sure the emperor wanted to flex his new DSII muscle and so using more ships might scare the rebels away, while using less lets the rebels be bold enough to go to the DSII and then they will see the might of the new death star (or would have...)

well the sith were training basically to be fighting the jedi, who totally outnumber them. the double-bladed lightsabre is probably specifically for fighting more than one opponent. maul probably knew he would have to fight more then one jedi at once because they were generally outnumbered by the je...

i doubt that a blind jedi using the force could tell what shade of green my shirt is, but im sure using the force they can "know" exactly whats around them. in tpm doesnt the young anakin know what image is on the screen just because hes so force-attuned?

waltzing matilda says 'bong' in it, so my votes for australia

saying that the h2 is basically a 'blinged-out suburban' is not exaggerating. the h2 and the suburban have the same chassey and engine in them. its just if you want a suburban but not to be able to fit anything in it, get an h2. or your dick is so small that even buying a suburban cant compensate fo...

we speak french now

i guess they serve their purpose well enough, why make them more fluid when they have capabilities enough to perform their fundtion well