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by Joker
2008-09-12 03:54pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that ...
by Joker
2008-09-12 03:43pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that ...
by Joker
2008-09-12 03:39pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with...
by Joker
2008-09-12 03:29pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with ...
by Joker
2008-09-12 03:08pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

What's Hitler gonna do about it? Ban me? WOW! If his low self-esteem ass can't handle a little of what he's giving then I've proven point! He's got low self-esteem!
by Joker
2008-09-12 02:51pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

You're a petty little fellow aren't you? I bet you have low self-esteem.
by Joker
2008-09-12 02:06pm
Forum: Parting Shots
Topic: [Joker] Funny joke.
Replies: 39
Views: 15098

[Joker] Funny joke.

Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands. After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives. Sh...
by Joker
2008-09-03 02:37pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Very sad news: RIP Jerry Reed
Replies: 6
Views: 1341

Very sad news: RIP Jerry Reed

Country's 'Guitar Man' Reed dies Jerry Reed Reed is best-known in the UK for appearing in Smokey and the Bandit Singer-turned-actor Jerry Reed, known as "The Guitar Man" of country music, has died aged 71. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, Reed released more than 40 albums over a long career that ...
by Joker
2008-08-29 08:25am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: So my daughter is turning One....
Replies: 4
Views: 655

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Wild thing?
Funny and WRONG! :D

"Dance with my father" by Luther V.
by Joker
2008-08-29 03:01am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Suggestions for UFC or MMA type sites
Replies: 2
Views: 384

Suggestions for UFC or MMA type sites

I like http://www.adcombat.com/ and http://www.sherdog.com/. They keep both of them updated and the forums are actually funny as hell to read. There's one called The Underground that isn't that good. The forum is comprised of jr. high students threatening each other. Sure it's funny but it gets old ...
by Joker
2008-08-29 12:14am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Worst ways to die
Replies: 57
Views: 4476

A cool way to commit suicide would be to superglue your hands to your skull and hanging yourself with piano wire. They'd figure it out but the first person to find you would probably think that you pulled your own head off in a fit of rage.
by Joker
2008-04-18 11:11am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Anyone see Beowulf?
Replies: 26
Views: 2163

No, you got it right.
by Joker
2008-04-18 10:57am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Anyone see Beowulf?
Replies: 26
Views: 2163

Anyone see Beowulf?

What did you think?
by Joker
2008-04-15 06:21pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: How can you tell whether an idea is liberal or conservative?
Replies: 55
Views: 4084

As far as I can tell, conservative and liberal ideals seem to be based on two characteristics inherent in humans: for the conservatives, it is the desire to defend against outside threats, whereas for the liberals it is the desire to benefit the group. to engage in a little evolutionary psychology ...
by Joker
2008-02-13 04:13pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Renters newest victims of Housing Bust.
Replies: 8
Views: 890

Re: Renters newest victims of Housing Bust.

The lenders and borrowers of the bubble deserve each other: Idiots who didn't think about anything but living beyond their means or profitting off endless economic growth, and sociopaths who committed fraud, bad math, and bullshitted everyone for a profit always do. But the fallout, as always, is go...
by Joker
2008-01-28 01:02pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

I like the way they showed the guys when they just lost or were vulnerable. Alot of them had the look of despair in there eyes and faces. I believe that the black guy with blond hair beating the stuffing out of Cro Cop was either Rampage or Kevin Randleman. I'm gonna have to look that up on Sherdog ...
by Joker
2008-01-28 09:05am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

The UFC and other such organizations, when they first started, were every kids fantasy of "Who could beat who" what ifs come to life. Karate VS Boxing, Ju-Jitsu VS Wrestling. Kickboxing VS Streetfighting. It put to the test the old "Oh, well he can do that in a dojo, but he couldn't ...
by Joker
2008-01-27 08:05pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

The UFC and other such organizations, when they first started, were every kids fantasy of "Who could beat who" what ifs come to life. Karate VS Boxing, Ju-Jitsu VS Wrestling. Kickboxing VS Streetfighting. It put to the test the old "Oh, well he can do that in a dojo, but he couldn't ...
by Joker
2008-01-27 07:14pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

This confuses me: how is wrestling (a sport where the whole point is to "hug" the other guy and submit him by laying on top of him for X amount of time for a win) less boring and homoerotic than a sport where it's most popular fighters are known for pounding other fighter's faces in? Your...
by Joker
2008-01-26 06:10pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: My day from Hell, but karma and a total stranger..
Replies: 3
Views: 786

Thank goodness this fine Samaritan, Glocksman! I've often noticed that good things come to those who do good things for others. Alot of people in that position (cold, bleeding, late for work) would probably be sort of leary or a little short to a stranger walking up to them, but you weren't. You're ...
by Joker
2008-01-26 05:53pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: How Do You Feel About Subarus?
Replies: 20
Views: 1310

Back in the mid-90's I had a 84 Brat. Got it with about 120,000 miles on it and put about 90,000 more on it before selling it. Probably kept it 2 1/2 yrs. Only trouble I had was the turbo messed up and that was kind of expensive to get fixed. Not the most comfortable car but reliable. I test drove a...
by Joker
2008-01-25 08:06pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

Zadius is pretty much on the money. You also have to factor in "Golden Boys." Fighters like Kimbo Slice. Sure, the guy might have a great career in MMA, but EliteXC seems to be scared about putting him up against any fighter that could be labeled something other than "Punching Bag.&q...
by Joker
2008-01-25 09:04am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

From the looks of what I see, the UFC is doing ok. Looks like most of the other MMA shows are tanking.
by Joker
2008-01-24 09:14pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

I wonder what the next guys record looks like? :shock: Records by themselves don't matter, there are guys in the UFC with 15-1, 19-2, or even 18-0 records who got that way because all they do is fight people who aren't in the top 10, or even the top 20. As soon as they run into the top fighters the...
by Joker
2008-01-24 08:03pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: UFC gambles on untested Lesnar
Replies: 48
Views: 4436

The last guy he fought had 4 wins and 6 loses.

I wonder what the next guys record looks like? :shock: