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What Ashcroft really wants

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And now, for something completely different.


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I thought Asscroft wanted another guys dick in his ass. :wink:
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No, he wants _US_ on that fucking cross... :evil:
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What group of people are you refering to with US? Sd.net, Everyone who doesn't agree wit hhis world veiw, all americans i mean really, there are so many groups he wants to fuck with you have to be more specific.
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darthdavid wrote:What group of people are you refering to with US? Sd.net, Everyone who doesn't agree wit hhis world veiw, all americans i mean really, there are so many groups he wants to fuck with you have to be more specific.
My point exactly.
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Montcalm wrote:I thought Asscroft wanted another guys dick in his ass. :wink:
I was always suspecting that he was a closet gay. And given the gigantic stick in his ass, he's probably into all sorts of wierd anal sex acts.
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Is that a photoshop of The Passion? :lol:

Bwaha! I'd like to hear a doctor chime in on how a person is supposed to have survive being skinned to that extent long enough to even be crucified. Much less remain conscious.
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What's Vader doing there?
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I'm not sure why the fact that Darth Vader is just there is funny, but it is.
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Durandal wrote:I'm not sure why the fact that Darth Vader is just there is funny, but it is.
Bingo.
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Frank Hipper wrote: What's Vader doing there?
Wait, Vader must be the devil! Therefore, Star Wars fans must be Devil-worshippers!! Therefore, SDN must be Hell itself! !!1one!
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Frank Hipper wrote: What's Vader doing there?
Wait, Vader must be the devil! Therefore, Star Wars fans must be Devil-worshippers!! Therefore, SDN must be Hell itself! !!1one!
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3rd Impact wrote:Wait, Vader must be the devil! Therefore, Star Wars fans must be Devil-worshippers!! Therefore, SDN must be Hell itself! !!1one!
Vader is George Lucas' way of telling black people that, deep down inside, they all want to be white. Haven't you ever seen Chasing Amy?
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Come asscroft together we can rule the galaxy father and son...
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I don't know why Vader is there but he definately adds some comedy to the picture :lol:
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Hamel wrote:I don't know why Vader is there but he definately adds some comedy to the picture :lol:
Maybe Dr Evil would be the best choice for comedic value :wink:
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Eh, bad taste if you ask me.
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Vader is there because this picture is part of a series:

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ROTFLMAO!!!

Damn, those are so wrong...! :lol:
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! G.W. AS HAN SOLO?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Egads man...GWB jr as Han...that'll be a nightmare or two.

As for the rest eh...but Han?!

And the Rumy one is not nearly as funny as the parody of Enter the Dragon one.
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ok, why am I still thinking it involves Victoria Beckham, and doggy style....
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Why is Rummy's lightsabre red?
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Because Rummy is evil :twisted: They should've did the part when the hyperdrive fails on the Falcon with Dubya.

"engine stalls"

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Montcalm wrote:I thought Asscroft wanted another guys dick in his ass. :wink:
Hehe. :D
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