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Mods, if this is not the place for this thread, please move it.

The title should be self-sufficient.

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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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"First detailed photos of Sedna."
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"Jee oto ta Huttuk koga"
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"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
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"What a fat man."
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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"What's up, Doc?"
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"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
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Post by Zaia »

AnimeJet wrote:"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
I think it should be "I HAVE MUFFINS!!!" :D
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"Please fondle my bum"
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
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DOUGHNUTS!
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"HEY GUYS! I JUST GOT LAID! I KNEW MY PLAN WOULD WORK IF I PANDERED MY BRAND OF SCORING CHEAP SHOTS OFF THE RIGHT I COULD SCORE WITH A HIPPIE CHICK! ALRIGHT!"
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I just envision him clapping his hands and barking like a seal, eager for his trainer to throw him another donut...
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For some reason, that guy looks like a local politician.
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"Alright enough fat-jokes; just what the hell is coming out of my [over-reated] ass?
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Moooore fat jokes!
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"I ate a baby!"
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Bob McDob wrote:"Please fondle my bum"
This one is my favorite.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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It was a dull, routine press conference
when Michael Moore began to ascend to
the podium, but his pants ripped. There he
stood, in front of millions, caught with his
pants down. His agent was already
writing up a lawsuit to the tailor, and an
apology to the children. The situation looked
like it couldn't get any worse.

Then he farted.
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Post by Crown »

I like the Khan one, but change it to; BUUUUUUUUSH! :lol:
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
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Michael Moore, single handedly eating the right out of existance, one senator at a time.
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WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ Image,Image, N(Image) ] don't you understand?
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Post by Bob McDob »

That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
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"Every night, the mouth would get a little bit closer, and Jimmy, the pork-sausage, would wake up screaming, the memory of the slavering tongue, and the glassy, hunger-filled eyes still fresh in his deep-fried mind."

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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