A rather unfortunate picture of John Kerry

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A rather unfortunate picture of John Kerry

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I would swear this was photoshopped if I didn't find it on Yahoo.
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Oooh, I wonder if someone had made a Kerry head exploding picture of it already. Where's the story and what are the weapons they are using?
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Looks like he decided to play skeet, and they managed a particularly bad photo.
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Heh. What's the link?
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I think it is photoshopped. John Kerry's body guards wont allow someone to point gun at a presidential candidate.
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evilcat4000 wrote:I think it is photoshopped. John Kerry's body guards wont allow someone to point gun at a presidential candidate.
That picture doesn't have someone pointing the gun at his head. The person holding the gun is infront of Kerry. Notice how if they were together the barrel would be touching Kerry's head and he would react to it.
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evilcat4000 wrote:I think it is photoshopped. John Kerry's body guards wont allow someone to point gun at a presidential candidate.
You're aware of this phenomonon called perspective, right?
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Beowulf wrote:Looks like he decided to play skeet, and they managed a particularly bad photo.
Spot on, detective! I don't know how you do it.

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Beowulf wrote:Looks like he decided to play skeet, and they managed a particularly bad photo.
Tell me you work for the CIA, FBI or the DOHS? I mean if someone with such deductive skills were in any of those departments we would've caught Osama years ago and by now we would've found those pesky WMDs...
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RedImperator wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:I think it is photoshopped. John Kerry's body guards wont allow someone to point gun at a presidential candidate.
You're aware of this phenomonon called perspective, right?
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Rye wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:I think it is photoshopped. John Kerry's body guards wont allow someone to point gun at a presidential candidate.
You're aware of this phenomonon called perspective, right?
Look Dougal, SMALL..and FAR AWAY![/father ted]
Note the difference in blur between the guy holding up his gun and Kerry himself.
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Dalton wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Looks like he decided to play skeet, and they managed a particularly bad photo.
Spot on, detective! I don't know how you do it.

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