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A Picture for forum use I am trying to make.

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I am trying to make an image for use on forums to mock people similar to the "noob" pictures and the like. Any ideas of how to make it better/funny(er)?

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I feel it might be too wordy right now but I was rather fond of the concept.

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P.P.S. Or Hall of Shame :shock:
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Anti-alias the text and add a stroke around it.
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I am afraid I am an absolute n00b at this sort of thing (apologies for "l33t sp33k") and I have no idea what that means!

Will go look up! Much to learn I still have...
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Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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Post by Qwerty 42 »

I would personally lose the ellipses and make the text on the bottom darker, but I'm no great shakes at this. I'd have it read

"That's right, I remember. Your argument is unsinkable.

Titanic

I must have forgotten."
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Post by Surlethe »

Maybe something like this:

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I love the concept.
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Post by Temjin »

One small nitpick: The Titanic was never advertised as "unsinkable." "The Unsinkable Titanic" was first mentioned in newspapers after the accident to add irony.
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Post by Metatwaddle »

I don't know - although Surlethe's version is certainly an improvement, I liked the big emphasis on "unsinkable".

And re: the nitpick, I don't think anyone will notice, let alone care :P

Great idea for a pic.
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Post by The Guid »

Surlethe wrote:Maybe something like this:

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I love the concept.
Thanks. :D.

*Steals better version! :twisted: (If that's OK!)
I don't know - although Surlethe's version is certainly an improvement, I liked the big emphasis on "unsinkable".
Aye, I see what you mean but I think the stand alone "I must have forgotten" is an improvement because it just oozes sarcasm, which I love.
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Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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Post by The Guid »

Interesting. One gets a different effect by showing it actually sinking rather than the sinking being presumed.

:lol:

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Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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The Guid wrote:*Steals better version! :twisted: (If that's OK!)
'Tis fine by me; enjoy! :D
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Post by Cyborg Stan »

I perfer Surlethe's version over darthdavid's. DD's has too many commas, a 'was instead of 'is', and the unsinkable part is in quotation marks. Other than that, I would've made the 'I must have forgotten part' a bit bigger and bolder.

And I was going to post this eariler, but my computer kept crashing. In any case, you've probably figured this out by now, but here are examples of antialiasing and strokes. Hopefully, these should be self-explantory.

Examples of letters not antialiased, magnified 4x for visibility.
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Same, but with AA.
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How's this?
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Post by Duckie »

Shouldn't it be "Your argument", not "You argument"?
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These aren't the droids you're looking for (refresh if your browser's cached it...).
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