Jesus and Mohammed

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2006-04-26 11:00pm

Jesus and Mo

If you don't think this is funny then you can just go to hell.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-04-26 11:02pm

Worth a few chuckles.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2006-04-26 11:04pm

Kuja wrote:Worth a few chuckles.

Your location speaks for itself.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-04-26 11:06pm

Very nice.

The first one is quite spot on; I've seen Fundies argue in exactly that way.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-04-26 11:17pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Kuja wrote:Worth a few chuckles.
Your location speaks for itself.

Indeed it does.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-04-28 12:58am

nice and heretical...

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-04-28 02:17am

I liked the first and second ones best.

"These days we've got much better stuff."

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-04-28 02:45am

I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Namarie · Post by **Namarie** » 2006-04-28 11:59am

I thought the fact that Mo was reading "Goat buyer" for some reason to be really funny. ^_^

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-04-28 03:27pm

Indeed. It mocks both, because Mohammed punks Jesus, and it mocks Islam just by representing Mohammed.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2006-04-28 04:41pm

fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.

That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2006-04-28 05:45pm

kheegan wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.
That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.

Same here. I don't believe the Muslims approve of crucifixion, given that one of their own prophets, Isa al-Masih (aka, Jesus) supposedly died in that manner. Of course, they do claim that Judas Iscariot replaced him on the Cross, so I suppose I can see how they could rationalize using it as a punishment...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-04-28 06:34pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
kheegan wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.
That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.
Same here. I don't believe the Muslims approve of crucifixion, given that one of their own prophets, Isa al-Masih (aka, Jesus) supposedly died in that manner. Of course, they do claim that Judas Iscariot replaced him on the Cross, so I suppose I can see how they could rationalize using it as a punishment...

Punishments for boundary crimes include execution by beheading or stoning, crucifixion, amputation (of a hand, or a hand and a foot, depending on the crime), banishment, or flogging, and persons convicted of boundary crimes cannot be pardoned.

So says the Human Rights Watch

SANDY Mitchell, the Scot placed under sentence of death in Saudi Arabia, has revealed he was due to be executed by crucifixion, writes Christopher Claire.

Mitchell said he was told by his Saudi lawyer that the sentence called for the victim’s head to be "partially" severed and the body fixed to an X-shaped cross in public view for three days.

Public beheadings are routine in Saudi Arabia, but crucifixion is reserved as an exemplary punishment under sharia (Islamic) law for crimes of the utmost severity. Two highway robbers have been executed in this way in the past 20 years.

linky

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin