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Dead Rising is going to be one of the greatest games ever. Ever.

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The HAB deploys to the Imperium.

(Thanks Shep for the images)

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Feck me, if i'm getting this right that's 20 twin lnked las cannons, 10 twin linked heavy bolters, a boatload of stormbolters, 2 whirlwind missle launchers and the special command land raider thing
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All the time, money, and planning, and effort in building that thing, And yet the putz failed to take into account the Marines in the hatches are in the way of the treads. Smooth. Image
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If it was up to me, the Star Wars television series would be about Luke Belmont and his struggle against the evil Vlad Yodula.

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Zed Snardbody wrote:Yes, yes it will. I finally have a reason to by my first consul on over a decade.
Consul? :P
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Some good ones from Fark today.
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Hope those aren't too big.
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I donno why, but I find this unbelievably funny.

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Spot what's wrong here!
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"We will build cities in a day!"
"Man would cower at the sight!"
"We will build towers to the heavens!"
"Man was not built for such a height!"
"We will be heroes!"
"We will BUILD heroes!"
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

ROFLMAO! Intel sells Athlons? Is that a real ad, and did you make sure you don't have spyware? An ad trojan these days can overlay its ads seamlessly into a web page right on top of existing ads, possibly causing fuckups like this.

Oh, and I notice the sharp markup at the 4800+ level too. :lol:
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What's her bust size!?

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Post by Manus Celer Dei »

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO! Intel sells Athlons? Is that a real ad, and did you make sure you don't have spyware? An ad trojan these days can overlay its ads seamlessly into a web page right on top of existing ads, possibly causing fuckups like this.
I dunno, someone else posted it on another forum.

Also:
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"We will build cities in a day!"
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(Dr. Who videos; if you've not seen the recent Dr. Who series, and you don't want spoilers, don't bother even looking.)

Doomsday, the out-takes.

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English lessons on Japanese TV :D

Edit: typo
Doom dOom doOM DOom doomity DooM doom Dooooom Doom DOOM!
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I'll see your spammy Cybermen and raise you...

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SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."

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Post by CaptainChewbacca »

I thought SpinEcho's pic was photoshopped, but it isn't.

Go to 1:40 on the timestamp.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:I thought SpinEcho's pic was photoshopped, but it isn't.

Go to 1:40 on the timestamp.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:I thought SpinEcho's pic was photoshopped, but it isn't.

Go to 1:40 on the timestamp.
It's from a TV show, Vermillion Pleasure Nights, which is sketch comedy, so it's not exactly a real english lesson.
Doom dOom doOM DOom doomity DooM doom Dooooom Doom DOOM!
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Post by Wyrm »

Saw this and collapsed with laughter!

Tarnished Childhood Heros Warning in effect! (And definitely NSFW!)

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