Richard David Klix II (big ol' pictures)

[Chardok]

these are some very candid shots from the L&D room, as well as afterwards. I show the contraction pics so that we all may appreciate what women go through to bring us into the world. If you've never seen a woman in labor before, it is truly a sobering experience. Enjoy!



Contraction...Ouch.



Listen, Kids, if this doesn't dissuade you to Abstinence, nothing will. That is the look of TRUE pain. I'm so glad I'm a man. Anyway, this is pre-epidural. Post epidural, she's much more peaceful.




Awwww.....




Auuuugh! Cold hands! Cold Hands!


Proud parents!



Whoa! It's superman!





A friend of mine, Justine, telling her husband "We are never having a kid."




Awwww again



about 5 minutes after birth.



about one minute after birth.



DUR! DUR! DUR! I ARE DAD! HURR HURR HURR! Baby pwnzorz meh.



"Your uppance shall come, you vile harpy..."



about 30 SECONDS after birth.

[Alerik the Fortunate]

Congratulations. You have a wonderfully symmetrical baby. And quite prematurely cute for a newborn.

[Azazal]

Conrats!!

Prepare for a whole new life of diapers and bottles and no sleep