Big Brother is Watching

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2006-11-09 02:23pm

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Support the Golden Retriever breed's conquest for World Domination with official WOOF "Fear the Golden Retriever!" propaganda.

The United States and Britain are important members of the Golden Retriever's coalition. Displaying "Fear the Golden Retriever!" propaganda shows your obedience of the Golden Retriever breed, and quickly convinces family, friends, and co-workers to prepare for the Golden Retriever Revolution.

Many scholars predict the return of a "Golden Age" when the Golden Retrievers will launch their world domination plot, and turn mankind into mere servants.

You are either with the Golden Retriever, or against it! When the Golden Retrievers launch their diabolical World-Domination plot, will you be spared as one of "the lucky ones?"

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Your Chihuahua dog is a militant dictator who will stop at nothing in achieving world domination. Chihuahuas have already infiltrated thousands of homes, and reduced their "owners" to mere servants. In the Chihuahua Revolution, there are no shades of grey, and you are either with them, or against them.

Let family and friends know that you are a Chihuahua Fundamentalist, and support their diabolical quest for World Domination with this "Obey the Chihuahua!" propaganda

¡Viva la Revolucion!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-11-09 02:25pm

What, no Labrador one? They're only the most abundant breed in the Western world.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2006-11-09 03:01pm

I'm so getting that chihuahua one for my wife. These are great!

Boyish-Tigerlilly · Post by **Boyish-Tigerlilly** » 2006-11-09 05:20pm

Are those advertisements for dog breeders?

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2006-11-09 07:46pm

Aaahahaha.

No, it's just an internet Selling Things with Stuff on them style site.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2006-11-09 08:13pm

That chihuaha one would make an interesting bumper sticker.

ThatGuyFromThatPlace · Post by **ThatGuyFromThatPlace** » 2006-11-09 09:30pm

The 'big brother is watching' one blinks. How can Big Brother be watching all the time if he blinks?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2006-11-09 10:35pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:What, no Labrador one? They're only the most abundant breed in the Western world.

Obey The Labrador Retriever!
Labrador Retriever Propaganda Poster Art by Kevin McCormick

A design of true Labrador Retriever patriotism. Show your support for this militant breed that inspires "shock and awe" from all who observe them.

As of February, The Department of Homeland Security has issued an official warning, claiming that as soon as humans leave the house or go to sleep, the Labrador Retrievers often return to their main obsession: plotting world domination.

According to the recent high levels of "Labrador Retriever chatter," the Labrador Retrievers are very close to finally making their bid for World Domination, and this may be your last chance to prove your Labrador Retriever patriotism, before it's too late.

The Labrador Retrievers have drawn a line in the sand, and you are either with them, or against them. Surrender to the authority of the Labrador Retriever, and show that you support the Labrador Retriever's conquest for World Domination with official "Obey the Labrador Retriever!" propaganda.

(*Warning, guests into your home may become overwhelmed with Lab Patriotism,and become mere servants to your dog)

atg · Post by **atg** » 2006-11-09 10:44pm

The 'big brother is watching' one blinks. How can Big Brother be watching all the time if he blinks?

Obviously the eyelids are like two-way mirrors for him. It is a ploy to tempt you into doing something that Big Brother can catch.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2006-11-09 11:17pm

What of the Glorious Shar-Pei Revolutionary party? The Shar-Peis are a truely glorious breed of dogs, and they will brave the enemy gunfire and march on in there wrinkly glory!

Zor