What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?

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What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?

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Many of you will not agree with the political leanings of this site; this banner, however, is pretty funny.
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PRETTY funny? My gawd man, that's fucking precious! I wee in drawers from much laughter! Thank you!
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Gotta show that to all my Christian friends... :mrgreen:
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Those white outlines can make some of them tough to read...
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It's a transparent GIF designed for a white background. If you do a View Image on it you can read it perfectly fine.
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Beautyfull! I love it and I'm going to steal it.
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Wonderful...
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Hehehe...

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Durran Korr wrote:Image

Many of you will not agree with the political leanings of this site; this banner, however, is pretty funny.
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I love it, time to make it my background...
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Durran Korr wrote:Image

Many of you will not agree with the political leanings of this site; this banner, however, is pretty funny.
I like that statement: "What have you done for Jesus today?"
Don't care for the stuff that follows, but it's hardly surprising.
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Hah! My brother the Godfreak didn't even want to look at the Klondike Jesus. This will make his head explode :)
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Oh, I must have misled some of you; I didn't actually make the banner (I'm not that clever), I just found it, thought it was funny and posted it. I wouldn't want to take credit.
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Durran Korr wrote:Image

Many of you will not agree with the political leanings of this site; this banner, however, is pretty funny.
hmmm.... what have I done recently.... Does making a sacrifice to the porcelain throne count?
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I'd recommend posting this at SB, but it'd just get deleted.
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Lesse, what have I done for Jesus lately? Well, I haven't taken his dad's name in god-damned vai- ah, shit, did it again.
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You'll notice that Jesus never espoused any of this. That would be Moses.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

HemlockGrey wrote:You'll notice that Jesus never espoused any of this. That would be Moses.
Who cares? I still think it's funny.

Would it be more accurate if they used "God" instead of "Jesus"?
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