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I only understood about 10% of them, but the ones I did get were hilarious.
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If you don't get it, each image is a link to a YouTube video of the track the lyrics the graph is based off comes from.
That said, I got about half, maybe two-thirds of it right off the top of my head, give or take a few
1. Puff Daddy/Mase/Notorious B.I.G., "Mo' Money, Mo Problems"
2. All I need it One Mic... Nas, "One Mic"
4,14. Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank God/I dunno but today seems kinda odd/No Barkin' from the dog/No smog/And mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Ice Cube, "Today Was a Good Day"
6. So shorty/It's your birthday/We gonna party like it's your birthday/We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday/... 50 Cent, "In Da Club"
10. 'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"
12. Can I hit it in the morning/Without givin' you half of my dough/And even worse if I was broke would you want me?/If I couldn't get you fancy things/Like alla them diamond rings/Bitches kill for/would you still roll?/If we couldn't see the sun rising off the shore of Thailand/would you ride then/If I wasn't droppin'/If I wasn't a eight-figure nigga by the name of Jigga/Would you come around me or would you clown me?/If I couldn't flow futuristic/Would ya/Put your two lips on my wood and kiss it/Could ya/.../Baby girl if this is so, Yo/Can I get a "Fuck you"/To these bitches from all of my niggas who don't love hoes/They gets no dough Jay-Z, "Can I Get a..."
13. ...Got everything/In my Mama name/But I'm Hood Rich... Big Tymers, "Still Fly" (Good lord, I forgot how much I hated this track!)
15. I'm not a killer but don't push me/Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy! Tupac Shakur, "Hail Mary"
16. Young, Black, and famous/With money hangin' out the anus Mase, "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
17. I love you like a fat kid love cake 50 cent, "Twenty Questions"
18: One, Two, Three and to the Four/ Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at your door Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Ain't Nuthin But a G Thang"
19. Geto Boys, "Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta"
22. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Dr. Dre, "Bitches Ain't Shit"
24. Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say/but nuthin' comes out when they move their lips/just a bunch of gibberish/motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Dr. Dre and Eminem "Forgot About Dre"
26. Wu-Tang Clan, "Can It Be All So Simple"
27. It's like this and like that and like this and-a Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Ain't Nuthin' But a G Thang"
28. The Luniz, "I Got 5 on it"
29. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records/well I do/So fuck him, and fuck you too! Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
30. ...You know, you gotta see that one for yourself!
32. They see me rollin'/They hatin'/Patrollin'/And tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Chamillionaire, "Ridin' Dirty"
33. I got more rhymes than a bible's got psalms House of Pain, "Jump Around"
36. Jesus died at age 33, that's 33 shots/from twin glocks, that's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two,/which means one my guns was holding seventeen, twenty-seven hit your crew/six went into you! Nas, "One Mic"
38. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot Big Pun, "Still Not a Player"
39. Tupac Shakur "I Wonder if Heaven Got a Ghetto"
40. To the Right/To the Right/To the Right/To the Right/To the Left/To the Left/To the Left/To the Left/Now kick/Now kick/Now kick/Now kick/Now walk it by yourself/Now walk it by yourself/ Cupid, "Cupid Shuffle"
41,95. Naughty By Nature, "OPP"
44. MC Hammer, "U Can't Touch This"
46. I like big butts/And I cannot lie/You other brothas can't deny Sir Mix-A-Lot "Baby Got Back"
50. (A): Take the time to find a condom/(B): You walk right over and you pound them/(C): Tell 'em that you want her love/Well the answer is (D)/D?/All of the above![/i] Digital Undergound, "Freaks of the Industry"
54. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/And they're like, it's better than yours/ Kelis "My Milkshake"
58, 77. Tupac Shakur, "All Eyez on me"
66: Ludacris, "Act a Fool"
70. Any damsel's that's in distress/Be outta that dress when she meets Jim West Will Smith, "Wild Wild West"
71. I got a big weed stash/Pocket full of cash/Just seen a big ol' ass!/(It's Saturday) Ludacris, "Saturday"
72. Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside/Round the outside/Round the outside Eminem, "Without Me"
75. Nas, "Nas is Like" (Half Man, Half Amazing)
76. I wish I was a little bit taller/I wish I was a baller/I wish I had a girl who looked good/I would call her/I wish I had a rabbit/and a hat/with a bat/and a 64' Impala Skee-Lo "I Wish"
82. Wu-Tang Clan, "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin ta Fuck With"
88. DMX, "X Gon' Give it to Ya"
89. What you got in that ROOM/What you got in that room?/A Coupla gats/A coupla knives/A coupla rats/A coupla wives... Ludacris "Roll Out"
92. Black People/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/White People/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/Puerto Ricans/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/Samoans/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/ Digital Underground "The Humpty Dance"
93. Afroman, "Because I got High"
That said, I got about half, maybe two-thirds of it right off the top of my head, give or take a few
1. Puff Daddy/Mase/Notorious B.I.G., "Mo' Money, Mo Problems"
2. All I need it One Mic... Nas, "One Mic"
4,14. Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank God/I dunno but today seems kinda odd/No Barkin' from the dog/No smog/And mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Ice Cube, "Today Was a Good Day"
6. So shorty/It's your birthday/We gonna party like it's your birthday/We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday/... 50 Cent, "In Da Club"
10. 'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"
12. Can I hit it in the morning/Without givin' you half of my dough/And even worse if I was broke would you want me?/If I couldn't get you fancy things/Like alla them diamond rings/Bitches kill for/would you still roll?/If we couldn't see the sun rising off the shore of Thailand/would you ride then/If I wasn't droppin'/If I wasn't a eight-figure nigga by the name of Jigga/Would you come around me or would you clown me?/If I couldn't flow futuristic/Would ya/Put your two lips on my wood and kiss it/Could ya/.../Baby girl if this is so, Yo/Can I get a "Fuck you"/To these bitches from all of my niggas who don't love hoes/They gets no dough Jay-Z, "Can I Get a..."
13. ...Got everything/In my Mama name/But I'm Hood Rich... Big Tymers, "Still Fly" (Good lord, I forgot how much I hated this track!)
15. I'm not a killer but don't push me/Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy! Tupac Shakur, "Hail Mary"
16. Young, Black, and famous/With money hangin' out the anus Mase, "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
17. I love you like a fat kid love cake 50 cent, "Twenty Questions"
18: One, Two, Three and to the Four/ Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at your door Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Ain't Nuthin But a G Thang"
19. Geto Boys, "Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta"
22. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Dr. Dre, "Bitches Ain't Shit"
24. Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say/but nuthin' comes out when they move their lips/just a bunch of gibberish/motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Dr. Dre and Eminem "Forgot About Dre"
26. Wu-Tang Clan, "Can It Be All So Simple"
27. It's like this and like that and like this and-a Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Ain't Nuthin' But a G Thang"
28. The Luniz, "I Got 5 on it"
29. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records/well I do/So fuck him, and fuck you too! Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
30. ...You know, you gotta see that one for yourself!
32. They see me rollin'/They hatin'/Patrollin'/And tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Chamillionaire, "Ridin' Dirty"
33. I got more rhymes than a bible's got psalms House of Pain, "Jump Around"
36. Jesus died at age 33, that's 33 shots/from twin glocks, that's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two,/which means one my guns was holding seventeen, twenty-seven hit your crew/six went into you! Nas, "One Mic"
38. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot Big Pun, "Still Not a Player"
39. Tupac Shakur "I Wonder if Heaven Got a Ghetto"
40. To the Right/To the Right/To the Right/To the Right/To the Left/To the Left/To the Left/To the Left/Now kick/Now kick/Now kick/Now kick/Now walk it by yourself/Now walk it by yourself/ Cupid, "Cupid Shuffle"
41,95. Naughty By Nature, "OPP"
44. MC Hammer, "U Can't Touch This"
46. I like big butts/And I cannot lie/You other brothas can't deny Sir Mix-A-Lot "Baby Got Back"
50. (A): Take the time to find a condom/(B): You walk right over and you pound them/(C): Tell 'em that you want her love/Well the answer is (D)/D?/All of the above![/i] Digital Undergound, "Freaks of the Industry"
54. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/And they're like, it's better than yours/ Kelis "My Milkshake"
58, 77. Tupac Shakur, "All Eyez on me"
66: Ludacris, "Act a Fool"
70. Any damsel's that's in distress/Be outta that dress when she meets Jim West Will Smith, "Wild Wild West"
71. I got a big weed stash/Pocket full of cash/Just seen a big ol' ass!/(It's Saturday) Ludacris, "Saturday"
72. Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside/Round the outside/Round the outside Eminem, "Without Me"
75. Nas, "Nas is Like" (Half Man, Half Amazing)
76. I wish I was a little bit taller/I wish I was a baller/I wish I had a girl who looked good/I would call her/I wish I had a rabbit/and a hat/with a bat/and a 64' Impala Skee-Lo "I Wish"
82. Wu-Tang Clan, "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin ta Fuck With"
88. DMX, "X Gon' Give it to Ya"
89. What you got in that ROOM/What you got in that room?/A Coupla gats/A coupla knives/A coupla rats/A coupla wives... Ludacris "Roll Out"
92. Black People/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/White People/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/Puerto Ricans/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/Samoans/Do tha Humpty Hump/Do the do the Humpty Hump/ Digital Underground "The Humpty Dance"
93. Afroman, "Because I got High"
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