Fighter of Foo wrote:You mean those things that are indentical to footballs?
Guinea pigs are in no way shape or form identical to footballs.
Their aerodynamics suck, their centre-of-mass is entirely in the wrong place no matter HOW you throw them, they don't bounce worth shit, and they have this annoying tendency to wriggle out of your grasp just as you're about to make a touchdown.
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Actually, my guinea pig is shaped just like a football. A little football, with tiny legs and a head.
I don't have pictures, unfortunately.
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The other day, someone told my parents that Timmy is part chow, because of the blue patch on his tongue. One of his ears are almost always perked up, another supposed sign of the chow.
Don't know what else is in him.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
No, she's a greyhound lurcher. They're all Battersea dogs, so we don't know her parentage.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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This is Kim, the Samoyed our family had before I was born. That's my brother Brian (who is now 42), and Kim herself is being mauled by one of her own puppies.
these are my three dogs Tiffany (left) Kirra (middle) and Candy (right)
Tiffany looking like she just came out of a dog calender in this pic
"Iv got little devils running round the place eating socks and pencils, earlier tonight we sobered up someone who thinks hes a god of hangovers and half my wizards are trying to cheer up the cheerful fairy." -Terry pratchett, the hogfather
--You may now witness the AWESOME cuteness of Galadriel: -Tribute payable to Nova Andromeda (head servant for Galadriel). If you cannot get it to me then you are not worthy of Galadriel's consideration and I would pity your soul when you die if it was worth it!
-Galadriel is also looking for a fit tom cat....
The brightness of that pic is horrible. All I can see at default brightness is four jumbled-up legs, what might be a nose, and something that I still can't figure out what it is (a blanket maybe?)
Crayz9000 wrote:The brightness of that pic is horrible. All I can see at default brightness is four jumbled-up legs, what might be a nose, and something that I still can't figure out what it is (a blanket maybe?)
Sure the brightness is bad, but seeing it on all 4 monitors in this room I am still not as bat blind to not even understand the picture. Get thicker glasses :p
History? I love history! First, something happens, then, something else happens! It's so sequential!! Thank you first guy, for writing things down!
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StarshipTitanic: Prove it.
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"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
"The Cosmos is expanding every second everyday, but their minds are slowly shrinking as they close their eyes and pray." - MC Hawking "It's like a kids game. A morbid, blood-soaked Tetris game..." - Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)
I found Rocky at college today. I'm going to have to give him to someone else with squirrels; you're not supposed to keep them by themselves.
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{} Thrawn wins. Any questions? {} Great Dolphin Conspiracy {} Proud member of the defunct SEGNOR {} Enjoy the rythmic hip thrusts {} In my past life I was either Vlad the Impaler or Katsushika Hokusai {}
"Iv got little devils running round the place eating socks and pencils, earlier tonight we sobered up someone who thinks hes a god of hangovers and half my wizards are trying to cheer up the cheerful fairy." -Terry pratchett, the hogfather
