Natalie Portman/Kirsten Dunst Hot pic thread.

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Who's Hotter?

Natalie Portman
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Kirsten Dunst
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Robert Treder wrote:Did someone say Natalie Portman paparazzi pics?

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You sick bastard! Why don't you just leave her alone?
Wrong ones, but she has one hell of an ass on her there!! :D
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Get a load of this pic from www.natalieportman.com :lol:
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here's the story behind it:
Hi how are you.. I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.. She noticed that I was try or did, take a picture of her. She must have told the guy she was with , because he yelled out "your so busted" . DA! what a thing to say, trying to look good infront of her I guess.. So then I walked over to her and and said that I was so sorry and I didn`t want to bother her, I just wanted a picture of you,, . and she said " I rather you don`t". So I said ok you have a nice day. and went off walking.. It`s ok I know she just wanted her privacy ,, I still love her and will still watch her movies.. That was a really great day,. Just to talk to her. anyway thats the story Let me know what you think of the pic.. My hands were shaking..

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is fuckin' hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This can now be Moved to the Artwork Forum. Mods??
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woah, you dredging up all threads that have pics in 'em to be transfered?
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Ted wrote:woah, you dredging up all threads that have pics in 'em to be transfered?
Hell!! Can a man Be bored??? :D :lol:
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Let threads just fucking die, God damn it!!!! :evil:
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Robert Treder wrote:Did someone say Natalie Portman paparazzi pics?

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You sick bastard! Why don't you just leave her alone?
Because it's a good oppurtunity to make nerds horny! Anyway, I thought this thread went out a long time ago. Who cares, as long as there's hot pictures!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Let threads just fucking die, God damn it!!!! :evil:
I just want it to be in a more appropriate Forum. It's future there I could care less about.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Let threads just fucking die, God damn it!!!! :evil:
Threads like this should never die. :D Sorry, tuna breath.
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It's just my name, doorknob...

Or should I say cloud-head. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's just my name, doorknob...

Or should I say cloud-head. :P
I don't care what you want to call me. I just am happy to see such a thread revived.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's just my name, doorknob...

Or should I say cloud-head. :P
I don't care what you want to call me. I just am happy to see such a thread revived.
I really don't know how a thread with pictures of hot women can possibly die down. The nude pictue threads at the BotM forums are thriving, and personally, for some reason, I prefer woman wearing next to nothing.
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I wondered where that damn nude thread got off to. I need a link, stat!!!

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You request forbidden knowledge...
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I like Portman, but Dunst has a more mature look.
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Off to find out who brought this thread back to life, whatever happened to change a letter game? Or word association? Well, I'm off to search the sacred archives now.
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I now see why this thread was brought back. TRANSFER IT! Quick, BEFORE it's to LATE!
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Can someone stop posting the Kirsten Dunst pictures, she's so fucking ugly ....
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I agree on the point that "she looks so fucking ugly" doesn't mean we need to completely stop posting pics of her.
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Just expressing my opinion of "her fried fart drug addict thwacked in the face with a frying pan starved for 3 weeks" 'look' in new and interesting ways :)
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Hey, what is this page doing in OT? Shouldn't it be in Artwork and Photos?
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GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Hey, what is this page doing in OT? Shouldn't it be in Artwork and Photos?
Thats' what I've been trying to do, get it switched there.
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*VEG* Depends on if they do a nude oil wrestling match
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Honestly, without make-up they are probably only slightly-above-average looking. That's the thing, in movies and in magazine spreads, they've had hours and hours of cosmetic wizardry done to them. Not that I wouldn't shtup either one of course, but it should be pointed out that they aren't precisely sex goddesses. :)
Of the two, I'm leaning toward Portman though.
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