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Darth Pounder wrote:Wow Dalton you look like a James Bond baddies top henchman. Ever visit Holywood?
Gah! Fuck Hollywood :P That place has one of the highest concentrations of scum on the entire face of the planet.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Here's me and a Gatling

http://www2.latech.edu/~tbw005/25mm_Gatling.jpg
Nice gun. ;)
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Nice gun. ;)
There's more from where that came from.



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Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Cute. :wink:
woo!
Awww. Tres adorable. :D

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Zaia wrote:Can you take a picture of yourself smiling? Pretty, pretty please? :D
There already are! But sure, when I get a chance :)
Exxxcellent. You know my two favourite things about people are smiles and eyes, right? :wink:
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Zaia wrote:Exxxcellent. You know my two favourite things about people are smiles and eyes, right? :wink:
Hmm, E triple x cellent??? hee hee hee

Smiles and eyes, eh?
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Actually, Dalton kind of reminds me of a friend of mine from Boise, Andrew Fraser, a.k.a. "Slover". Hmm... interesting story about Slover --

Slover and I were strolling down 8th St. one morning. Slover was wearing his usual outfit -- animal hides, black leather, black jeans, combat boots -- and had his dog with him: big fucking Malamute on a length of industrial-grade chain. Slover was also carrying a rather large and intimidating stick.

Well, these hispanic gangbanger types roll by in what looked like an El Dorado with about half a fucking inch of ground clearance and one of their chicks leaned out the window and yelled some shit at us. Slover glares at them and roars "Hooo cheee mama!!!"

So they screech to a halt (the screeching was probably their front bumper scraping the asphalt as the weight shifted) and pile out of the car, like eight of these fuckers, like clowns out of a VW Beetle, and they're doing the weird half-prancing helf-seizure dance by the car, and one of them yells, "Joo tryin' to start shit?! Hah?! Joo wanna fight?!"

Now, the only thing I can figure is that this guy thought I, me, the 5'9" 170lb guy, had been the one that yelled "Hoochie mama!" and that other thing was just a hairy fucking tree or something. That's the only thing that could explain the bangers' reaction to Slover slowly... building... speed... into a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall sprint with this gigantic fucking white half-wolf dog on a chain and a 6' big-as-your-fucking-leg staff, bellowing like a crazed behemoth, "OH, YES I FUCKING DO!!!
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Crayz9000 wrote:Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
Yup. He posted those pics a month ago and I caught it. I used FAS.org to ID the guns.

Nitpick: FAS.org stated that the 25MM Equalizer Gatling (the weapon in WP's first pic) has 6 barrels when it's plain as day that it has *5* barrels. -1 for FAS...
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Now, the only thing I can figure is that this guy thought I, me, the 5'9" 170lb guy, had been the one that yelled "Hoochie mama!" and that other thing was just a hairy fucking tree or something. That's the only thing that could explain the bangers' reaction to Slover slowly... building... speed... into a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall sprint with this gigantic fucking white half-wolf dog on a chain and a 6' big-as-your-fucking-leg staff, bellowing like a crazed behemoth, "OH, YES I FUCKING DO!!!
I would pay money to see that...
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Dalton wrote:Hmm, E triple x cellent??? hee hee hee
*grin* :wink:
Smiles and eyes, eh?
Yes. My favourite physical things about people, I should have specified. :D
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Zaia wrote:Yes. My favourite physical things about people, I should have specified. :D
:)

Since when did you start writing Brit-style?
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Dalton wrote::)

Since when did you start writing Brit-style?
Brit-style? You mean, the way I spell 'favourite'?
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Zaia wrote:Brit-style? You mean, the way I spell 'favourite'?
Aye.
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Zaia, Dalton: take the chitchat elsewhere.
It's not my place in life to make people happy. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to watch me slaughter cows you hold sacred. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to have your basic assumptions challenged. If you want bunnies in light, talk to someone else.
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Please don't take this the wrong way Wicked Pilot, cuz I hold you to the highest reguards, but you look like a boot.

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Let's see... I'm about 6'1" (about 185.5 cm), 235 lbs (about 106.5 kg). My eyes are two colors each. Outer ring of green surrounding an inner ring of brown.

here's a picture of me when I was around 17 in front of Mt. St. Helens.

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That was... 6 years ago. I wear glasses now, but otherwise look pretty much the same.

And now that I've shown you all that photo (and most likely broken your moniters), I do think I'll go crawl under some rock.
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Like this?

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Spyder wrote:Like this?
*the sound of a sharpening wheel being used can be heard*
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Here's me and a Gatling

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cool! i want pic with me next to a gun like that, too.
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Ancaris is moby!!!
Sì! Abbiamo un' anima! Ma è fatta di tanti piccoli robot.
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kojikun wrote:Ancaris is moby!!!
He does bear quite the disturbing resemblance...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
Yup. He posted those pics a month ago and I caught it. I used FAS.org to ID the guns.

Nitpick: FAS.org stated that the 25MM Equalizer Gatling (the weapon in WP's first pic) has 6 barrels when it's plain as day that it has *5* barrels. -1 for FAS...
FAS is a good source of pictures to remote link to, and nothing more. All of there information was taken from other sites years ago, and has never been updated nor have errors been corrected.

Global Security is responsible for most there US armed force and conventional weapons information. And they do correct errors and constantly update. They also don't mix politics with there information as ax to grind FAS does.
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Goddammn it man, I want an m16! Once again, damn you liberal hippies in California!! :evil:

Nah, too expensive.. I once had my hands on an ar-15 and just to buy .223 rounds to have a good time cost me $$.. give me an mp5-9mm!!
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Trytostaydead wrote:Goddammn it man, I want an m16! Once again, damn you liberal hippies in California!! :evil:

Nah, too expensive.. I once had my hands on an ar-15 and just to buy .223 rounds to have a good time cost me $$.. give me an mp5-9mm!!
Both decent, but I prefer more power -- I'll try to lay my hands on a digital cam again soon so I can show off my new toy. (H&K USC45 Carbine)
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Actually, Dalton kind of reminds me of a friend of mine from Boise, Andrew Fraser, a.k.a. "Slover". Hmm... interesting story about Slover --
This guy sounds like someone I know, or more accurately, a relative of his. Does he have a relative in the 321st Combat Engineers at Gowen Field, "Corporal Fraser"? (I don't know his first name, we're all last-name basis in the Army). And when was this?
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In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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