Gah! Fuck Hollywood That place has one of the highest concentrations of scum on the entire face of the planet.Darth Pounder wrote:Wow Dalton you look like a James Bond baddies top henchman. Ever visit Holywood?
What do you look like?
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Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
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Awww. Tres adorable.Dalton wrote:woo!Zaia wrote:Cute.
Exxxcellent. You know my two favourite things about people are smiles and eyes, right?Dalton wrote:There already are! But sure, when I get a chanceZaia wrote:Can you take a picture of yourself smiling? Pretty, pretty please?
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Hmm, E triple x cellent??? hee hee heeZaia wrote:Exxxcellent. You know my two favourite things about people are smiles and eyes, right?
Smiles and eyes, eh?
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Actually, Dalton kind of reminds me of a friend of mine from Boise, Andrew Fraser, a.k.a. "Slover". Hmm... interesting story about Slover --
Slover and I were strolling down 8th St. one morning. Slover was wearing his usual outfit -- animal hides, black leather, black jeans, combat boots -- and had his dog with him: big fucking Malamute on a length of industrial-grade chain. Slover was also carrying a rather large and intimidating stick.
Well, these hispanic gangbanger types roll by in what looked like an El Dorado with about half a fucking inch of ground clearance and one of their chicks leaned out the window and yelled some shit at us. Slover glares at them and roars "Hooo cheee mama!!!"
So they screech to a halt (the screeching was probably their front bumper scraping the asphalt as the weight shifted) and pile out of the car, like eight of these fuckers, like clowns out of a VW Beetle, and they're doing the weird half-prancing helf-seizure dance by the car, and one of them yells, "Joo tryin' to start shit?! Hah?! Joo wanna fight?!"
Now, the only thing I can figure is that this guy thought I, me, the 5'9" 170lb guy, had been the one that yelled "Hoochie mama!" and that other thing was just a hairy fucking tree or something. That's the only thing that could explain the bangers' reaction to Slover slowly... building... speed... into a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall sprint with this gigantic fucking white half-wolf dog on a chain and a 6' big-as-your-fucking-leg staff, bellowing like a crazed behemoth, "OH, YES I FUCKING DO!!!
Slover and I were strolling down 8th St. one morning. Slover was wearing his usual outfit -- animal hides, black leather, black jeans, combat boots -- and had his dog with him: big fucking Malamute on a length of industrial-grade chain. Slover was also carrying a rather large and intimidating stick.
Well, these hispanic gangbanger types roll by in what looked like an El Dorado with about half a fucking inch of ground clearance and one of their chicks leaned out the window and yelled some shit at us. Slover glares at them and roars "Hooo cheee mama!!!"
So they screech to a halt (the screeching was probably their front bumper scraping the asphalt as the weight shifted) and pile out of the car, like eight of these fuckers, like clowns out of a VW Beetle, and they're doing the weird half-prancing helf-seizure dance by the car, and one of them yells, "Joo tryin' to start shit?! Hah?! Joo wanna fight?!"
Now, the only thing I can figure is that this guy thought I, me, the 5'9" 170lb guy, had been the one that yelled "Hoochie mama!" and that other thing was just a hairy fucking tree or something. That's the only thing that could explain the bangers' reaction to Slover slowly... building... speed... into a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall sprint with this gigantic fucking white half-wolf dog on a chain and a 6' big-as-your-fucking-leg staff, bellowing like a crazed behemoth, "OH, YES I FUCKING DO!!!
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Yup. He posted those pics a month ago and I caught it. I used FAS.org to ID the guns.Crayz9000 wrote:Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
Nitpick: FAS.org stated that the 25MM Equalizer Gatling (the weapon in WP's first pic) has 6 barrels when it's plain as day that it has *5* barrels. -1 for FAS...
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I would pay money to see that...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Now, the only thing I can figure is that this guy thought I, me, the 5'9" 170lb guy, had been the one that yelled "Hoochie mama!" and that other thing was just a hairy fucking tree or something. That's the only thing that could explain the bangers' reaction to Slover slowly... building... speed... into a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall sprint with this gigantic fucking white half-wolf dog on a chain and a 6' big-as-your-fucking-leg staff, bellowing like a crazed behemoth, "OH, YES I FUCKING DO!!!
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*grin*Dalton wrote:Hmm, E triple x cellent??? hee hee hee
Yes. My favourite physical things about people, I should have specified.Smiles and eyes, eh?
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Zaia wrote:Yes. My favourite physical things about people, I should have specified.
Since when did you start writing Brit-style?
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Brit-style? You mean, the way I spell 'favourite'?Dalton wrote:
Since when did you start writing Brit-style?
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Aye.Zaia wrote:Brit-style? You mean, the way I spell 'favourite'?
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Zaia, Dalton: take the chitchat elsewhere.
It's not my place in life to make people happy. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to watch me slaughter cows you hold sacred. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to have your basic assumptions challenged. If you want bunnies in light, talk to someone else.
Please don't take this the wrong way Wicked Pilot, cuz I hold you to the highest reguards, but you look like a boot.Wicked Pilot wrote: http://www2.latech.edu/~tbw005/M16_with_M203.jpg
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Let's see... I'm about 6'1" (about 185.5 cm), 235 lbs (about 106.5 kg). My eyes are two colors each. Outer ring of green surrounding an inner ring of brown.
here's a picture of me when I was around 17 in front of Mt. St. Helens.
That was... 6 years ago. I wear glasses now, but otherwise look pretty much the same.
And now that I've shown you all that photo (and most likely broken your moniters), I do think I'll go crawl under some rock.
here's a picture of me when I was around 17 in front of Mt. St. Helens.
That was... 6 years ago. I wear glasses now, but otherwise look pretty much the same.
And now that I've shown you all that photo (and most likely broken your moniters), I do think I'll go crawl under some rock.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Lumps, for they are always angry and never subtle." ---Dalton
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." ---Euripides
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*the sound of a sharpening wheel being used can be heard*Spyder wrote:Like this?
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Lumps, for they are always angry and never subtle." ---Dalton
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." ---Euripides
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." --- Unknown
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Lumps, for they are always angry and never subtle." ---Dalton
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." ---Euripides
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He does bear quite the disturbing resemblance...kojikun wrote:Ancaris is moby!!!
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FAS is a good source of pictures to remote link to, and nothing more. All of there information was taken from other sites years ago, and has never been updated nor have errors been corrected.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Yup. He posted those pics a month ago and I caught it. I used FAS.org to ID the guns.Crayz9000 wrote:Is that an M-16 with attached M-203 I see?
Nitpick: FAS.org stated that the 25MM Equalizer Gatling (the weapon in WP's first pic) has 6 barrels when it's plain as day that it has *5* barrels. -1 for FAS...
Global Security is responsible for most there US armed force and conventional weapons information. And they do correct errors and constantly update. They also don't mix politics with there information as ax to grind FAS does.
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Both decent, but I prefer more power -- I'll try to lay my hands on a digital cam again soon so I can show off my new toy. (H&K USC45 Carbine)Trytostaydead wrote:Goddammn it man, I want an m16! Once again, damn you liberal hippies in California!!
Nah, too expensive.. I once had my hands on an ar-15 and just to buy .223 rounds to have a good time cost me $$.. give me an mp5-9mm!!
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This guy sounds like someone I know, or more accurately, a relative of his. Does he have a relative in the 321st Combat Engineers at Gowen Field, "Corporal Fraser"? (I don't know his first name, we're all last-name basis in the Army). And when was this?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Actually, Dalton kind of reminds me of a friend of mine from Boise, Andrew Fraser, a.k.a. "Slover". Hmm... interesting story about Slover --
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!