Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Okay, time to put myself into the running:
I can't see the pics.
Neither can I.
Why the ?
You've got my pics and since i have the body of a Greek God why do you need anyone elses?
Since the only possible competition hasn't posted (Verilon as current reigning "SD.Net Hunk of Man Meat") there isn't really any contest !
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verilon wrote:Yeah, but apparently the only thing keeping me from posting is a lack of camera. Hopefully, Mayabird won't threaten me. >_>
So pick up one of the disposable digital cameras they sell now.
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Good Lord, man! You know, I am a nerd. I am aware that I am a nerd. And ultimately (if I'm not insulting anyone) this is a board of nerds.
But since when have CUTE nerds been in so much... abundance?
In other words, my shexy friend.. *swoon*
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Good Lord, man! You know, I am a nerd. I am aware that I am a nerd. And ultimately (if I'm not insulting anyone) this is a board of nerds.
But since when have CUTE nerds been in so much... abundance?
In other words, my shexy friend.. *swoon*
'Raine
uhh.... thanks....
[edit] I just realised, your the first female on this board to actually comment on my looks in such a manner... usually its just einy....
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Zac Naloen wrote:[edit] I just realised, your the first female on this board to actually comment on my looks in such a manner... usually its just einy....
verilon wrote:Yeah, but apparently the only thing keeping me from posting is a lack of camera. Hopefully, Mayabird won't threaten me. >_>
What? What'd I do? When did I threaten anybody?
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Ok, so these are the contestants who have entered thus far:
Olrik
Slartibartfast
2000AD
The Lumberjack
Arthur Tuxedo
pellaeons_scion
Dalton
Aya
Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Rye
Durandal
Oni Koneko Damien (although the pic doesn't work for me)
Zac Naloen
aerianna
Darth Yoshi
Come on, men, don't be left out of this swingin' competition! We've got fifteen hot and sexy torsos running already, but we could always use fifteen more! Don't be bashful!
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verilon wrote:Yeah, but apparently the only thing keeping me from posting is a lack of camera. Hopefully, Mayabird won't threaten me. >_>
What? What'd I do? When did I threaten anybody?
I'm not sure...but I think he's trying to say that you need to go pester him 'till he posts a topless photo..but I could be wrong since I'm not that good at translating guy-speak...
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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When it becomes serious, you have to lie
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Yes, I could post something of me actually topless, but the only other one from Hawaii is a rather silly one which is best left unposted...
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The_Lumberjack wrote:Yes, I could post something of me actually topless, but the only other one from Hawaii is a rather silly one which is best left unposted...
Oh yes, because we're nevvvver silly here....
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Waaaahhhh!!! Not a single female has commented on my body...I feel so unloved....
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
The_Lumberjack wrote:Yes, I could post something of me actually topless, but the only other one from Hawaii is a rather silly one which is best left unposted...
Oh yes, because we're nevvvver silly here....
Nope, never, not at all... *struggles to keep straight face* pictures of me in a grass skirt I can cope with, pictures of me pouting camply for the camera in satirical mockery of some posing teenage models I have more of a problem justifying posting to the web
Oh, and Aerius, I'm wear grass skirts, will that do, you sexy beast, you?
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aerianna wrote:Waaaahhhh!!! Not a single female has commented on my body...I feel so unloved....
*folds arms* You lied and said that I wanted to see nekkid pics of you. So there. No compliments for you from me. Even though I thought of some.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Zaia wrote:*folds arms* You lied and said that I wanted to see nekkid pics of you. So there. No compliments for you from me. Even though I thought of some.
But..but that's what my GF told me when she was talking me into taking those pictures...
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
aerius wrote:Waaaahhhh!!! Not a single female has commented on my body...I feel so unloved....
Really? I'd think Jmac would've said something to you by now...
And since I'm rather flabby...nope. You'll just have to settle for whenever I post my two uniform pics, and find a pic of me in dress whites. Eventually, I will.
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Zaia wrote:*folds arms* You lied and said that I wanted to see nekkid pics of you. So there. No compliments for you from me. Even though I thought of some.
But..but that's what my GF told me when she was talking me into taking those pictures...
Sure...you keep telling yourself that...it's all part of the vast female conspiracy and we're all out to get you...uh huh...yup...uh huh....
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
I knew it! You crazy chicks are out to get me! Help!!
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
In the case some of you are blind and/or unbelievably lacking in the skills of observation, I am here to inform you that you have posted your photograph(s) in a public forum on a public webboard. This means that any and all deviants who use the internet may find your smashing bodies and potentially do naughty things while gazing upon your beauteous forms. This, naturally, includes people you yourself may not find attractive, as the internet is not perused exclusively by Rachel Leigh Cook, Orlando Bloom, and Milla Jovovich.
Additionally, the original idea of this thread was not made up by me but by another member of this board. If that somehow makes me a liar by not being clear from the beginning that someone else had this idea before I did yet I was the one to post it because I thought I could make it sucessful, I would accept fault, but I do not agree that this is so. It is now out in the open that another member of the board thought this up first, and I should no longer be called a liar by anyone from the board.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
The Management
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"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
I think I need to get my paws on a webcam. This is too fantastic an opportunity to miss. Oh, and Zac, I can remain secure in my sexuality while saying hot damn, you are one sexy mutha.
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Thirdfain wrote:I think I need to get my paws on a webcam. This is too fantastic an opportunity to miss. Oh, and Zac, I can remain secure in my sexuality while saying hot damn, you are one sexy mutha.
Between this post and your olives, I'm tempted to propose to you, m'dear.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Thirdfain wrote:A word from the famous Lady of SD.net?
I'm flattered to the point of blushing
I've had a bit of a rough night, and you've made me smile, so thank you for that. *kisses Thirdfain's cheek*
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Hopefully, Mayabird won't threaten me. >_>
