The "Nice FEMALE legs" thread!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-01-09 04:35am

Very nice muscle development, jmac. Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2005-01-09 05:05am

Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-01-09 07:36am

It looks...scary...mommy

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-01-09 10:35am

RedImperator wrote:
jmac wrote:Another picture from my beach vacation, teh Photoslave thought I should include some T&A.
As you can see, I disagreed and overruled him.

http://members.rogers.com/tlin0252/contest/jmleg4.jpg
You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.

Jmac thighs, the "Nutcracker".

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-01-09 10:46am

Shinova wrote:Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Getting squeezed to death while having sex with her happens to be one of my recurring dreams. I'd say it's better than being repeatedly stabbed in the throat with an icepick as in Basic Instinct.

Darth Wong wrote:Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

If I ended up more like my dad I'd actually have a shot at that, then again I'd also be about 5'4" to 5'5" instead of 5'11". At least I still have bigger arms than my GF, if only by a couple millimetres...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2005-01-09 01:40pm

aerius wrote: Getting squeezed to death while having sex with her happens to be one of my recurring dreams. I'd say it's better than being repeatedly stabbed in the throat with an icepick as in Basic Instinct.

IIRC the guy who died that way in Goldeneye had a big slightly pained grin on his face after he died. I don't think any of the dead guys from Basic Instinct were smiling.

J · Post by J » 2005-01-09 11:02pm

RedImperator wrote:You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.

Shinova wrote:Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Hmmm, never thought about that...the first, probable as it may look to you just isn't happening, while the latter is entirely possible....

Darth Wong wrote:Very nice muscle development, jmac. Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

Thank you! That was back in my competition days a bit over five months before I went for the Olympic Trials as I remember it...the result of countless hours in the pool and lifting tons of weights in the gym, and having good genes doesn't hurt either, thanks mom!

Oh yeah, who wants to see a slightly more revealing version of the last picture? Me & the photoslave have come up with a mutually agreeable version...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2005-01-09 11:43pm

jmac wrote: Oh yeah, who wants to see a slightly more revealing version of the last picture? Me & the photoslave have come up with a mutually agreeable version...

Does it contain more of the beach? Cuz that's what I really want to see. Mmm... eroded silicon.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2005-01-10 12:02am

Ever thought about getting those legs insured Jmac?

Seriously, those are some of the nicest none airbrushed legs I've ever seen. Aerius better be worshipping those.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-01-10 07:09am

jmac wrote:Another picture from my beach vacation, teh Photoslave thought I should include some T&A.
As you can see, I disagreed and overruled him.

http://members.rogers.com/tlin0252/contest/jmleg4.jpg

*squeezes a lump of coal between jmac's thighs, waits hour, pulls out diamond.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-01-10 11:54am

RedImperator wrote:
jmac wrote:Another picture from my beach vacation, teh Photoslave thought I should include some T&A.
As you can see, I disagreed and overruled him.

http://members.rogers.com/tlin0252/contest/jmleg4.jpg
You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.

How do you think Aerius became her slave?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-01-10 01:24pm

Of course, this means that if Aerius ever cheats on her, she'll be able to kick the shit out of him without breaking a sweat.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2005-01-10 03:13pm

Aerius is a skinny little motherfucker though, he might be able to run away

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-01-10 03:36pm

Howedar wrote:Aerius is a skinny little motherfucker though, he might be able to run away

In my high school cross-country days I would've had a decent chance of doing that, nowadays all I have a shot at is beating her in a 20 metre sprint to the car.

J · Post by J » 2005-06-05 07:29pm

Also from the Cuba beach vacation. We must've taken hundreds of pictures on that trip (a lot of them were pretty naughty I might add), so many in fact that we're all still finding new ones and sending them to each other five years later!

I'm ah..topless in the photo which is why it's cropped where it is.

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-06-05 08:45pm

Wow. I'm impressed. At both the legs and the 5 pictures worth of jmac's legs.

:briefly considers posting:

:decides that it's just asking for people to get into trouble:

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-06-05 08:48pm

It's only trouble if we see the frisky bits.

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-06-05 08:52pm

Uraniun235 wrote:It's only trouble if we see the frisky bits.

I didn't mean that. The pictures themselves, and the fine line between a compliment and people getting yelled at.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-06-05 08:56pm

What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?

Jmac: Very nice set of legs there. Long enough to be sexy, but strong enough to be a bit intimidating.

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-06-05 08:58pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?

No, people getting yelled at for commenting on them.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2005-06-05 09:02pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?

Seconded. I have no clue what Tink's talking about. somebody else getting yelled at for commenting on Tink's legs I can see, what with her being underage, but somebody yelling at her?

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-06-05 09:04pm

Batman wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?
Seconded. I have no clue what Tink's talking about. somebody else getting yelled at for commenting on Tink's legs I can see, what with her being underage, but somebody yelling at her?

:points to post right above yours:

I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.

I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-06-05 09:07pm

xBlackFlash wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?
No, people getting yelled at for commenting on them.

I don't really see it as much of a problem, to be honest. I mean, I'm probably one of the bigger proponents over the whole age barrier thing, but you're like, what was it, just a couple months or so under the limit? It's not like you're only fourteen and you'd be posting a topless image and the rest of us would reply with "I'd like me a piece of that" junk.

I just don't see much real harm in it.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2005-06-05 09:12pm

xBlackFlash wrote: I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.
I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.

Tink?
Let us who are going to be yelled at deal with it. If you feel like posting those pics, post those pics.
What with 65 years worth of Robin being around the cave everybody thinks I'm a pedophile anyway.
A gay pedophile, at that.

Err-this isn't one of those post pictures and nothing else or so help me Valen I'll smite you threads,is it?

J · Post by J » 2005-06-05 09:13pm

xBlackFlash wrote:I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.

I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.

I wouldn't worry about it, if we have any problems we'll deal with them then.

If you're just not comfortable with posting pictures that's ok, it's all voluntary and for fun so if it's not fun & good for you, you shouldn't feel obligated to post.