New 300 Trailer

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-13 02:49pm

Resplendent in naked masculinity, that's all I can say.

Even Xerxes is naked in his jewel encrusted battle shorts!

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2007-01-13 03:01pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Resplendent in naked masculinity, that's all I can say.

Even Xerxes is naked in his jewel encrusted battle shorts!

You and your fascination with naked men.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-13 03:16pm

I just think its obscene. I think a naked man killing other living organisms is, like, some obscene blasphemous metaphor for sex and violence interlocked in an orgasmic embrace, like a dance number with Mozart and Beethoven trying to kill each other with switchblades!

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2007-01-13 07:42pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I just think its obscene. I think a naked man killing other living organisms is, like, some obscene blasphemous metaphor for sex and violence interlocked in an orgasmic embrace, like a dance number with Mozart and Beethoven trying to kill each other with switchblades!

Fascinating.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-14 05:20am

pieman3141 · Post by **pieman3141** » 2007-01-20 02:23am

Regarding freedom in Sparta: Actually... no. Women were more free in Sparta than Athens (democracy and all...). Sparta was, AFAIK, an oligarchy of sorts, a bit like a non-democratic Roman Republic, with all the male citizens as full-time soldiers. This is not to say that non-citizens had it good.

I'm not gonna whine about the 4 million number... exaggeration is needed for a movie like this (300 vs. 4mil: IN YOUR FACE!!! HA!).

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2007-01-21 12:49am

1 Million not 4.. still huge.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-21 02:44am

The ending credits of this movie needs to have Leonidas punching a T-rex.

Sephirius · Post by **Sephirius** » 2007-01-21 04:08pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I just think its obscene. I think a naked man killing other living organisms is, like, some obscene blasphemous metaphor for sex and violence interlocked in an orgasmic embrace, like a dance number with Mozart and Beethoven trying to kill each other with switchblades!

Clearly this will be the greatest movie ever.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-01-21 05:46pm

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Resplendent in naked masculinity, that's all I can say.

Even Xerxes is naked in his jewel encrusted battle shorts!
You and your fascination with naked men.

Good point. Shroom, just come to terms with your bisexuality already.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-22 11:03am

Well, the whole confusing thing really is that guys don't turn me on. It's the whole half-naked manly men murdering and committing acts of violence against other living human beings that entertains me on some carnal level. Does that qualify as some sort of fetish?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-01-22 02:36pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

Well, the whole confusing thing really is that guys don't turn me on. It's the whole half-naked manly men murdering and committing acts of violence against other living human beings that entertains me on some carnal level. Does that qualify as some sort of fetish?

Yes. Now can we kill this thread?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-23 07:36am

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2007-01-23 07:49am

How do you kill, that which has no life?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-01-23 02:45pm

wautd wrote:How do you kill, that which has no life?

Good point.

Shroom, your GALE Force Inductance Paper Form G4Y-420 and Sodomy Waiver Form BU77-PIR8 are en route to your position via express armed courier. You'll recognize him; he's the gladiator with the railgun and portable fusion reactor in his backpack Oh, he's also in one of my space fighters. Don't ask where the names of the forms came from; one of our ranking bureaucrats took business lessons from Loki...

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-01-24 10:55am

Man, a thread about an obscene movie trailer got transmogrified into a thread questioning my sexuality.

Awesome