Guess what I found in my pants

[Kenny_10_Bellys]

Uh, you have ferrets in scotland?

You sound surprised, of course we have ferrets in Scotland. We also have weasels and stoats, and our very own brand of super-ferret called a Pine Martin, which is so quick and agile it can chase and catch squirrels through the branches of trees. They're known for killing the occasional cat as well.

[Gil Hamilton]

You sound surprised, of course we have ferrets in Scotland. We also have weasels and stoats, and our very own brand of super-ferret called a Pine Martin, which is so quick and agile it can chase and catch squirrels through the branches of trees. They're known for killing the occasional cat as well.

Are Pine Martins trainable as pets? Because I want a squirrel hunting, cat terrorizing super ferret.

[YT300000]

Seeing that Shep made this thread, I was a bit wary about clicking on it, but that ferret is neat.

You don't know Shep, very well, do you? He'll never talk about his penis when he can talk about Christine.

I was expecting a right-wing rant about how the products the children of Taiwan produce lack quality.