The ravages of age
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I'm not too sure about that one, both times I've met him he was wearing jeans, and the first time it was a rather decrepit pair of Levi's with a nice big rip across the knee.The Kernel wrote:Look at the bright side Mike. At least you got over your unhealthy obsession with denim
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Re: The ravages of age
If you don't mind me asking~Darth Wong wrote:OK, you all know what I look like today. For those who have forgotten:
*sneep*
Ah, we were all young once.
how old are you?
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Denim is still pretty popular down here. Go into HickTown and it's like the issue everyone the same denim overalls at birth.
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I am still trying to figure out how Rebecca manages to look so slender, after two kids?
I mean I have looked at my female relatives, my sister, my girlfriend's before and after pics, wtf....
I mean I have looked at my female relatives, my sister, my girlfriend's before and after pics, wtf....
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Re: The ravages of age
Hamel wrote:If you don't mind me asking~Darth Wong wrote:OK, you all know what I look like today. For those who have forgotten:
*sneep*
Ah, we were all young once.
how old are you?
as old as this particular "hairless" bear.
you know the baldiing is what does it, we miss the hair, that used to be on top and think we're really old....
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
wow hotfoot, every picture you post you look more and more like Jay. Is that a joint in your hand btw?
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Innerbrat wrote:Well, I think you look better for having filled out some. Must be from having two kids...
Aww, shucks ...Zaia wrote:I'm with IB, Mike--I think you're cuter now than you were back then.
Oh, that's simple. You see, Rebecca happens to be the perfect woman.The Yosemite Bear wrote:I am still trying to figure out how Rebecca manages to look so slender, after two kids?
I mean I have looked at my female relatives, my sister, my girlfriend's before and after pics, wtf....
But on a more technical note, she doesn't starve herself but she tends to eat only healthy food (she avoids pastries, red meat, desserts, etc), and she's naturally thin.
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This is so cliche' I know but the main thing about dealing with the inexorable force of aging is to stay fit and healthy by excercise, proper diet, and getting enough sleep.
I know kids in their early 20s who let themselves go to hell (too much partying and drugs and awful diet), and no excercise to the point that they could get the shit kicked out of them by 50-year olds. They may as well be in their 50s.
On the other hand, men who take care of themselves right could maintain the physical vitality of youth through their 40s and 50s. Having a hot wife too makes a big difference
I know a professor in his 50s at ASU who is into marathon running and he has the physical poise and energy of someone in their 20s.
The point is, if you take care of your body, you don't have to physically feel old as you actually are.
I know kids in their early 20s who let themselves go to hell (too much partying and drugs and awful diet), and no excercise to the point that they could get the shit kicked out of them by 50-year olds. They may as well be in their 50s.
On the other hand, men who take care of themselves right could maintain the physical vitality of youth through their 40s and 50s. Having a hot wife too makes a big difference
I know a professor in his 50s at ASU who is into marathon running and he has the physical poise and energy of someone in their 20s.
The point is, if you take care of your body, you don't have to physically feel old as you actually are.
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Only if you have a lot of testosterone (click here). If you're not particularly virile, you should be fineSteve wrote:Great, so if Mike's the norm we can all look forward to a receding hairline after we hit 30.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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