So, when will the Aphrodite contest be held?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-08-05 01:58am

We must have the topless weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemen.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-08-05 07:59am

Screw that, bring out the evening gown competition!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-08-05 09:42am

Formal wear competitions? Only if they can be called 'The Dogs Bollocks awards'!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-08-05 11:04am

One word: LINGERIE

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-08-05 11:16am

Hehe, I'm liking this Mike guy more and more.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-08-05 11:17am

muse wrote:But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.

The board has a quite clear -only-genitals-are-porn- clause in the registration.

You agree not to post any threats, hate literature, or explicit pornography (defined here as images depicting genitalia),

It sounds very much like nipples are permitted to me.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-08-05 11:22am

Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.

Raine

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-05 12:07pm

Stormbringer wrote:
muse wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.
Topless shots? No it wouldn't. Trust me, they've been posted in public forums before.

Plenty of topless pics in the old Funny Pics thread, IIRC.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » 2004-08-05 12:10pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.

Raine

I don't see a problem with this, we'd get to see a great pic of you, and as an added bonus know that it was causing Red to have conniptions

*runs away before Red can hunt me down*
*leaves note: :"I'm just a cute little penguin how can you be mad at me."*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-05 12:14pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Zaia (translated from female to male) wrote:Fat chance

Truly all that needs to be said.

So unless one of you has access to female mind control device...or is a sexual god that will make women swarm over you.

This will happen when finally pigs fly.

Though as for allowing Nipples...we've had plenty of pics(the women of Sci-Fi)

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-08-05 12:43pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.

Raine

Yes, and my baby brother posts here now! How could I do such a thing to his fragile mind?

J · Post by J » 2004-08-05 12:51pm

And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-08-05 12:53pm

jmac wrote:And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.

Does Aerius hit on him too?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-08-05 12:59pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
jmac wrote:And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.
Does Aerius hit on him too?

Let me answer you question with another question. Would you let Richard Simmons tap your ass?

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-08-05 01:35pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
muse wrote: But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.
Topless shots? No it wouldn't. Trust me, they've been posted in public forums before.
Plenty of topless pics in the old Funny Pics thread, IIRC.

And then there was the topless Kirea Knightly picture from The Hole I was asked to post, I don't remember that being censored...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-08-05 02:53pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.

Raine

So what? Last I checked you were your own person, right? And he ain't a Mod in A&P so he can't do shit about it.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-05 03:04pm

RogueIce wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.

Raine
So what? Last I checked you were your own person, right? And he ain't a Mod in A&P so he can't do shit about it.

Yeah...but even without modhood...she has to live with him.

A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-08-05 03:05pm

Ghost Rider wrote:A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.

Hey, it's still her life. If she wants to post the pics, then Red can just get over it. She's 20 fer cryin' out loud. Just because he's gonna get all mad about it doesn't mean she shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to.

Note I'm saying if she wants to do it. 'Tis her choice, nobody else's.

EDIT: "shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to." Does this not make sense to anyone else? I think it should be "shouldn't do it if she wants to" in that sentence. But I could be wrong. Hopefully you get the point.

EDIT2: I can't spell worth shit today.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-08-05 03:22pm

RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.
Hey, it's still her life. If she wants to post the pics, then Red can just get over it. She's 20 fer cryin' out loud. Just because he's gonna get all mad about it doesn't mean she shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to.

Someone said it! Someone actually said it!

RogueIce has just received one (1) cookie.

Raine

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-08-05 03:26pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Someone said it! Someone actually said it!

RogueIce has just received one (1) cookie.

Raine

Always glad to help, m'lady. *bows noblely*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-08-05 03:49pm

So, if I were to go make one, would the lovely ladies of SDNet participate? Given the unique differences between the male and female populace, I guess it would have the following conditions:

1) Topless: only if you want to, and if by doing so you wouldn't be breaking various and sundry laws in most of the civilized world.
2) Swimwear/Other Revealing Attire: Again, only if you wanted to.
3) All Others: The only requirement is that you do make some sort of special effort. In other words, not just the random pictures that you might post for a "What Do You Look Like?" thread, but something where you do put some effort into a picture exclusively for the purpose of the contest (a nice dress, makeup, hairdo, whatever; you ladies are the experts in that regard).

Would that be fair?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-05 05:16pm

But Topless and swimsuit?!

Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.

Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.

Pressing them is not going to really work here.

Or here's an easier breakdown.

1. Zaia was asked to host it by someone else bbecause really he knew she would have guys at more ease.

I don't believe any of us guys can put all of the SoS member at ease for the first two...maybe the third.

2. Topless and Swimsuit is just pushing it amongst friends...let alone a webboard. For topless...porn is all I'll say about it. Swimsuit...eh, but still a little bit treading into that creepy arena.

3. The biggest problem is that this is offered by us horndog guy as some sort of consolation for us going topless?

But we did it of our free will because a chick asked us, and heck we thought it'd be fun.

If we ask the gals and they go maybe, might be, and or no.

Somehow it's just not going to happen.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-08-05 05:21pm

Ghost Rider wrote:But Topless and swimsuit?!

Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.

Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.

Pressing them is not going to really work here.

I never said it would be pressing. Only if they wanted to it.

It'd be like the Adonis thing. Nobody forced the guys to participate. And nobody's (seriously, at least) forcing the females to participate either.

I was just trying to make a compromise of sorts: obviously, the women-folk have issues with a topless contest of themselves. So I'm trying to address that, while not going around excluding those who would happen to want to do so.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-05 05:28pm

RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:But Topless and swimsuit?!

Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.

Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.

Pressing them is not going to really work here.
I never said it would be pressing. Only if they wanted to it.

It'd be like the Adonis thing. Nobody forced the guys to participate. And nobody's (seriously, at least) forcing the females to participate either.

I was just trying to make a compromise of sorts: obviously, the women-folk have issues with a topless contest of themselves. So I'm trying to address that, while not going around excluding those who would happen to want to do so.

No shit...really?

But look who asked?

And I do mean that as a point.

No offense to Zaia whatsoever, but it is a clear show of the sway she does have over us guys and was asked by Alyrium because he knew if he asked it wouldn't have been as large.

It's us asking them to flash their boobs or swimsuit for what again?

I still find it a bit crass to ask for topless pictures of women we know on a cursory basis.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-08-05 05:34pm

Not very comfortable with the direction this thread is heading. If anyone else has anything to add CONSTRUCTIVE please do, otherwise I'll be locking this down in a bit.