Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!
MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!
You monitor my ego's growth? That kind of attention ... I feel so ... flattered.
Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!
MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!
You monitor my ego's growth? That kind of attention ... I feel so ... flattered.
SHE'S GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY RUN!
*Is glad X-wings have hyperdrive. Uses mine.*
Don't you mean he? Oh, shit, that is probably not the right thing to say...
Its not the size that count...its what you do with it
That's something someone with a small penis would say.
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Its not the size that count...its what you do with it
That's something someone with a small penis would say.
As a fellow member of the Long Hair Well Hung club, I'm inclined to agree with you 100%. There IS something to be said about having a BFG and the experience to use its firepower to the fullest, however
I'd say I looked fairly close to him, except my hair and penis are longer.
You think that you look like him? Not to burst your bubble there, but Adonis looks in no way androgynous, plus he's got a much more muscular athletic body that the pictures you've posted. He's got softer features than many Greek "ideal male" statues and isn't quite as muscle bound.
Look at the Discus Thrower, or the Pugilist, or Doryphoros, of the Statue of Zeus by Phidias from ancient Greece. Look at Michelangelo's David, which followed the Greek ideal of the perfect man (the Greeks had very specific measurements for what the ideal man was like). Even look at the Kroisos statue from really early in Greek history. How feminine do they look?
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
And as I'm far prettier than Durandal, and he knows it, his ego'll soon deflate to regulation size.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
And as I'm far prettier than Durandal, and he knows it, his ego'll soon deflate to regulation size.
Indeed, you are perfect for deflating his ego. Just jump up and down on his ego repeatedly. Please, it's the only way to stop it and saving us all.
*maintains a perfectly straight face*
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Alright, alright, I think that's more than enough...
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
My post translated: "Um, happened to this thread since the last time I read it? Spammity spam spam spam is what happened, and I would like it to stop." I wasn't WTFing you in particular.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
My post translated: "Um, happened to this thread since the last time I read it? Spammity spam spam spam is what happened, and I would like it to stop." I wasn't WTFing you in particular.
Ah. I'm sorry, its just that this was an opportunity of such immense proportions that I couldn't let it pass by. Please excuse the spamming.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Durandal wrote:Spamming is acceptable when it glorifies me and my namesake.
So it's ok if I just put "All hail Durandal, the Sexiest Man ALIVE!" at the end of it?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Durandal wrote:No. The spam's sole purpose must be the glorification of me.
Damn it.
Ok then, duly noted.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
