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Frank Hipper wrote:Horns? Those aren't horns!


THIS is a horn! :twisted:
WTF? Why does that look like a tuba that's missing a bunch of tubing? :wtf:
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Zaia wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Horns? Those aren't horns!


THIS is a horn! :twisted:
WTF? Why does that look like a tuba that's missing a bunch of tubing? :wtf:
Because it's an upright marching tuba, to be held like so:
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Frank Hipper wrote:*snip*
It may not have a lot of tubing but it's the size that counts. ;)

Unless it's paid by the Corp, I don't see how anyone can afford that huge son of a gun.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:*snip*
It may not have a lot of tubing but it's the size that counts. ;)

Unless it's paid by the Corp, I don't see how anyone can afford that huge son of a gun.
Good shoulders I would say.

I mean jeebus look at that thing :shock:
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Zaia wrote:WTF? Why does that look like a tuba that's missing a bunch of tubing? :wtf:
Because it's an upright marching tuba, to be held like so:
The convertible tubas we've got at school (and all the other schools I've ever taught with) have/had more tubing than that, though. That one isn't all coiled up in the center--there's a big open space! The one on that guy's shoulders (your shoulders? :D) doesn't have that bigass open space in it, I don't think. You can sort of see through the wrapping to see where all the tubing is, but not on that other pic from before... :?

Weird.
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It's new by Yamaha Oh, and is consider a Marching Tuba not a convertible.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Horns? Those aren't horns!


THIS is a horn! :twisted:
WTF? Why does that look like a tuba that's missing a bunch of tubing? :wtf:
Because it's an upright marching tuba, to be held like so:
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Bah, sousaphones are better. :P
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Sousaphones are not better, I've never played one, brass or fiberglass, that can produce the volume or tone of a marching tuba.

Back in the day, when DCI actually used bugles instead of your garden variety band instruments, I got to play a borrowed Marine Corps Drum and Bugle Corps' contrabass; it seemed like it DREW the sound out of me, rather than having to force the sound INTO my High School's brass sousapone.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:It's new by Yamaha Oh, and is consider a Marching Tuba not a convertible.
Oooooooooooooh, pretty....

My local music stores don't have it yet. Anyone know how much it costs?
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Zaia wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:It's new by Yamaha Oh, and is consider a Marching Tuba not a convertible.
Oooooooooooooh, pretty.... My local music stores don't have it yet. Anyone know how much it costs?
Ohhh in the tune of five thousand dollars.
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Fuck. The kids just have to sell more pizzas, then.
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Zaia wrote:Fuck. The kids just have to sell more pizzas, then.
Pfft. Selling stuff. The real money comes from playing at gigs. Find somebody who'll pay at least $1500 for a pep band of forty people or so to play somewhere for thirty minutes and repeat as necessary. Auction the band's services on eBay if you must (it's been done before). Much less work than selling pizzas for a lot more money.

I'd rather have a sousaphone anyway. I doubt anybody could dance with one of those marching tubas on their shoulder. (Before you ask, yes, sousaphone players can do all sorts of crazy dancing with their instruments.)
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We do gigs, but most of the colleges snatch them up before the lowly high schoolers get a chance at them, so we have to sell stuff.

AND SOUSAPHONES ARE DUMB!!! Not real instruments. :P :D
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Zaia wrote: AND SOUSAPHONES ARE DUMB!!! Not real instruments. :P :D
Coming from a percussionist, I can only take that as a compliment...or jealousy. :lol:
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Zaia wrote:We do gigs, but most of the colleges snatch them up before the lowly high schoolers get a chance at them, so we have to sell stuff.

AND SOUSAPHONES ARE DUMB!!! Not real instruments. :P :D
funny Sousaphone story. When i was in highschool, we were performing the halftime show at the football game. Well, it was really fucking muddy and wet. One of our formations was this wacky 'organized chaos' thing in between songs. When the major blew the whistle we scatterd wildly about the field and fell into formation. Anywho the dipshit with one of the sousaphones lost his balance fell, snapped the (removeable) bell off of the sousaphone and hydroplaned into the trombone section. Try keeping a straight face and playing after that.
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You'd have to be very careful if you took that to marching band...

Not to mention that the bone section would drag you away and beat you stupid for trying to compete with them. :P
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Back in the day, when DCI actually used bugles instead of your garden variety band instruments, I got to play a borrowed Marine Corps Drum and Bugle Corps' contrabass; it seemed like it DREW the sound out of me, rather than having to force the sound INTO my High School's brass sousapone.
Bah, DCI was louder then, but the quality of sound today's hornlines are producing is much better. And the sound quality of a Dynasty or Yamaha contra (I call the shoulder tubas contras) is much better than a Sousaphone.
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Sriad...lemme see how to say this properly.

There's only one use for that. It's the kind of trumpet one should hang a royal banner from and play fanfares on whenever the king arrives.
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Marksist wrote:
Back in the day, when DCI actually used bugles instead of your garden variety band instruments, I got to play a borrowed Marine Corps Drum and Bugle Corps' contrabass; it seemed like it DREW the sound out of me, rather than having to force the sound INTO my High School's brass sousapone.
Bah, DCI was louder then, but the quality of sound today's hornlines are producing is much better. And the sound quality of a Dynasty or Yamaha contra (I call the shoulder tubas contras) is much better than a Sousaphone.
What did i just say? I've had force the sound out of every sousaphone I've ever played, fiberglass or brass, and with a muddy, garbled tone on top of it.
The contra on loan from the Marines was effortless to play, gloriously clear and reverberating, in every way superior.
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What did i just say? I've had force the sound out of every sousaphone I've ever played, fiberglass or brass, and with a muddy, garbled tone on top of it.
The contra on loan from the Marines was effortless to play, gloriously clear and reverberating, in every way superior.
Heh, I was harping on this comment actually:
Back in the day, when DCI actually used bugles instead of your garden variety band instruments
I was saying that DCI hornlines sound better now with the garden variety instruments than the bugles. :wink:
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Marksist wrote:Just bustin' your chops.
Ow!
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Trumpet related though not unusual.

I just found the cousin to my Holton Galaxy trumpet-Samantha
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And say hi to the Galaxy cornet-Janet
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Fresh from eBay and I can't wait to get my hands on it.
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