Waffle House doesn't deserve to wipe the grease off of Burger King's shoes. This side of putting cholera in the pancake syrup, there's no way for Waffle House to be more disgusting.Elheru Aran wrote:"Mortal enemy"?? *snorts* Third-rate competition, perhaps... they about qualify a few points higher than greasy-spoon in my experience, about on a par with Burger King. IHOP is downright classy in comparison, really...HemlockGrey wrote:Waffle House? Are they perhaps the mortal enemy of the International House of Pancakes?
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I ought to, just for the FUQ.Utsanomiko wrote:How about just a limerick, then?DPDarkPrimus wrote:You seem to be under the impression I wrote a short essay or poem about it. I did not.
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"Well then, science is bullshit. "
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Methinks you already got one.
Y'know, if Mayabird had a penchant for using Keitaro avatars like you do with Mitsune, your current av would be a near-perfect rendering of that last pic.
Y'know, if Mayabird had a penchant for using Keitaro avatars like you do with Mitsune, your current av would be a near-perfect rendering of that last pic.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
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You, sir, are quite the card. Bravo.Executor32 wrote:Methinks you already got one.
I think I'm going to retire the avatar from my normal circulation and use it for when we're together.Y'know, if Mayabird had a penchant for using Keitaro avatars like you do with Mitsune, your current av would be a near-perfect rendering of that last pic.
Mayabird is my girlfriend
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"Well then, science is bullshit. "
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Cute pictures, you guys look happy together.
Yeah, I almost ate there on the Peach Bowl trip to Atlanta last week. We (the marching band) stayed at the Renaissance Hotel across the street from the Varsity. So a few of us decided to check it out, we went inside and the food looked really greasy and shitty, so we decided to eat at the Subway next door. Ah well, at least it seems we were right about the grease.. with onion rings that could "take a week off your life."Here I am at The Varsity, a resturant that boasts the "World's Largest Drive-Thru" and onion rings that take a week off your life.
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I have one, may not be accurate or anything but here goes...DPDarkPrimus wrote:I ought to, just for the FUQ.Utsanomiko wrote:How about just a limerick, then?DPDarkPrimus wrote:You seem to be under the impression I wrote a short essay or poem about it. I did not.
DarkPrimus and Mayabird you see, probably got past base three
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But they're so good!!Marksist wrote:Cute pictures, you guys look happy together.
Yeah, I almost ate there on the Peach Bowl trip to Atlanta last week. We (the marching band) stayed at the Renaissance Hotel across the street from the Varsity. So a few of us decided to check it out, we went inside and the food looked really greasy and shitty, so we decided to eat at the Subway next door. Ah well, at least it seems we were right about the grease.. with onion rings that could "take a week off your life."Here I am at The Varsity, a resturant that boasts the "World's Largest Drive-Thru" and onion rings that take a week off your life.
Alyrium: Limmericks are longer than that.
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Hey if you want me to go longer...Alyrium: Limmericks are longer than that.
DarkPrimus and Mayabird you see, probably got past base three
He took her shirt off 1 2 3, her breasts were dandy to a T(I am going to hell)
The rest of it is unmentionalby, and I shouldnt post it... PM me if you want the rest of it
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That one is free verse, I have a limmerick(complete with proper ryhme scheme) and a ballad in the works... just to make it up to youDPDarkPrimus wrote:Dude, you SUCK at limericks.
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the completed limmerick
There was a young lady from Commerce.
In the worst of acts so perverse
She lay on her side
With her boyfriend inside
The Line they did really transverse
and the ballad
Bravely bold DarkPrimus rode forth for ATtlanta.
Was not afraid to cum to soon, O brave DarkPrimus!
He was not at all afraid to be used in kinky ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave DarkPrimus!
He was not in the least bit scared to be jerked too hard,
Or to have his back scratched up, and his dick right-angled;
To have his bed-frame split, and his clothing burned away;
And his limbs all bruised and bleeding, brave DarkPrimus!
His’ head’ taken in and her clit rubbed on
And his penis removed and her bowels replugged
And his pockets raped a new condom put on
And his pen--
There was a young lady from Commerce.
In the worst of acts so perverse
She lay on her side
With her boyfriend inside
The Line they did really transverse
and the ballad
Bravely bold DarkPrimus rode forth for ATtlanta.
Was not afraid to cum to soon, O brave DarkPrimus!
He was not at all afraid to be used in kinky ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave DarkPrimus!
He was not in the least bit scared to be jerked too hard,
Or to have his back scratched up, and his dick right-angled;
To have his bed-frame split, and his clothing burned away;
And his limbs all bruised and bleeding, brave DarkPrimus!
His’ head’ taken in and her clit rubbed on
And his penis removed and her bowels replugged
And his pockets raped a new condom put on
And his pen--
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Those're the first limericks and ballads written for me. I like 'em!
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*KLAXON WAILS*Alyrium Denryle wrote:the completed limmerick
There was a young lady from Commerce.
In the worst of acts so perverse
She lay on her side
With her boyfriend inside
The Line they did really transverse
and the ballad
Bravely bold DarkPrimus rode forth for ATtlanta.
Was not afraid to cum to soon, O brave DarkPrimus!
He was not at all afraid to be used in kinky ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave DarkPrimus!
He was not in the least bit scared to be jerked too hard,
Or to have his back scratched up, and his dick right-angled;
To have his bed-frame split, and his clothing burned away;
And his limbs all bruised and bleeding, brave DarkPrimus!
His’ head’ taken in and her clit rubbed on
And his penis removed and her bowels replugged
And his pockets raped a new condom put on
And his pen--
"Warning there's been a shameless monty python rip off decteted. Warning there's been a shamless monty python rip off detected. Warning..." drones a vaugely feminine computer voice.
*zoom in on captin picard*
"Data what's..." *WHUMP* *Ship shakes as consoles blow up left and right*
"Captin an Alyrium Denryle has decloaked off the port bow. The Monty Python Rip Off Klaxon was set off by it's hail. We were just hit by a pervertaron beam..." *He stops mid sentence* *The camera pans out to show the effects of the beam. Captin picard and warf are making a wesley crusher sandwitch as ship's conselleor troy services warf* *For some reason a large number of oompa lompas have appeared in the middle of the bridge and are having an orgy*
"Fuck this." Data says resolutely as he pulls his phaser out and flash fries his head. *Fade to black*
(Fin)
DD, that made no sense at all.
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