SDN The gathering cards?

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-23 06:57pm

If I may:

Thoughts?
Note the symbol.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-09-23 07:03pm

GDC

Enchantment

tap-place chatters excitably tokens on target creature
tap-tap all creatures with chatter's excitably tokens

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2005-09-23 08:22pm

Maybe I'll cook one up over the weekend, if somebody sends me a source image and an idea to work with...

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-09-23 09:13pm

Hmmm interesting wonder what my card would look like.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-09-23 10:38pm

Somehow I don't think I've been here long enough to get a card...

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-09-23 10:59pm

darthdavid 3/3 Type: Spammer Cost: Whatever
Abilities:
Spam Post: Tap: Put one spam counter on target board. If a mod is in play the person in control of said mod may remove any such counter and place a -1/-1 counter on darthdavid for each one removed.
Davey Crockett: Tap, High Priced Kicker, Remove target less than 5/5 creature from play. If it is regenerated it comes back into play with 3 -1/-0 radiation counters on it. One counter is removed each time it's tapped.

(Of course it's wankish, I'm desigining a card for myself

)

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-23 11:31pm

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-09-23 11:32pm

WeeMadAndo 5Black

Creature - Legendary Arsehole/Australian

[tap] - pay 1 black to make any creature with the "American" quality, have a hissy fit. Place on 3 tokens and remove one at the beginning of the controllers players turn. The target creature is -2/-2 until all tokens have been removed.

2/3

I probably deserve to have a "Slippery as Pelican Shit" quality as well - the amount of times I've not been banned is quite remarkable.

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-09-23 11:33pm

Oh and the image for my card should be, well, you know what... The flames... Oh how high the flames burnt...

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-09-23 11:37pm

Noble Ire wrote:*SNIP AWESOME*

Thank you man. You're the bomb!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2005-09-23 11:48pm

Made these, I don't know how long ago, but never posted them anywhere.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-23 11:49pm

Hope you don't mind if I took a few liberties concerning the picture and class (size issues.) And I tried to make you as slippery as shit as well.

Oh, and glad I could help david.

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-09-23 11:58pm

[broken img tags for a reason]http://img111.exs.cx/img111/8782/flameon2si.jpg[/broken image tags for a reason]

There you go - that's the image I was referring to.

Flavour text:

"I believe this is where I step in and say...

BUT AMERICA FUCKING SUCKS ANYWAY!

Excuse me while I cackle insanely in the corner."

Otherwise - great job. Though, you might want to quantify the amount of "Outrage" tokens...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2005-09-23 11:58pm

Lol at the old Mr Bean Pic card. I'ts been awhile since that happened.

Mr Bean 2/5 Type: Moderator(Gold) 5 Colorless, 1 Blue 1 White
Abilities
Mr Bean can not be countered.
Islandwalk
(The Lock)1BL-Tap target permant. Target permant does not untap during its next untap phase unless controler pays 1(Colorless)
Hmmm need a second ability.

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2005-09-23 11:59pm

I have been making cards for a "Bible the gathering" theme were I made of myself as 2/2 creature with protection from religion, and cannot be targeted by debate fallacies (in this set religion is a creature class, and debate fallacies take the place of instants). I also made a card of Biologist Richard Dawkins.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-09-24 12:06am

Eh, okay. What the hell. I figure my general perviness in the chats oughtta be worth something. Plus I've got one of the coolest villains ever to use as inspiration.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-09-24 12:08am

Captain Cyran 1/3 Type: Psychopathic Mage 4 colorless 2 Black.

Captain Cyran cannot be the target of spells or abilities

Tap: Deal one point of damage to target creature or player.

3BL, Tap: Remove target creature from the game, Captain Cyran does not untap during the next untap phase.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-24 12:15am

Image modified Weemadando.

Cyran, is there any image in particular you want on it?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-09-24 12:24am

Something involving Black Mage using his Hadoken. Or if you don't have any of that a Black Mage in general.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2005-09-24 12:28am

Sir Nitram
(2 colorless, 3 red mana)

Pro-Wars Debator

Trollhunter: If any Trolls are in play, Nitram must attack them or use Inferno whenever possible.

Lazy Bastard: If no Trolls are in play, Nitram is at -3/-2 and Inferno costs (+2 Red Mana) more to cast.

Inferno: Tap, (3 red mana). Deal 5 damage to target player.

"Let this be a lesson to all who stand against SDNet: You will perish. Alone and surrounded by situational homosexuality."

5/5

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-24 12:29am

How's this?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-09-24 12:30am

Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?

EDIT: Beautiful Ire. I'll try to convince one of the ladies to give you a kiss on the cheek for that one. *Saves image*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2005-09-24 12:31am

Captain Cyran wrote:Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?

5/5. I'm not completely powerless and lackadasy when there's no troll to splat... Okay, nearly

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-09-24 12:33am

I'd like to see one of myself. I don't have any clue how MTG works, so I suppose something about me and my feeldoe fetish would do.

Plus military and hardware wanking, of course.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-09-24 12:34am

SirNitram wrote:
Captain Cyran wrote:Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?
5/5. I'm not completely powerless and lackadasy when there's no troll to splat... Okay, nearly

Pretty powerful for a mana cost of only 5 huh?