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Thanas wrote:^What is MMA?
Mixed Martial Arts. Like UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship, iirc) in the US or Pride in Japan. Instead of like Boxing or more conventional martial arts tournaments where everyone uses a single set style of fighting, MMA fighters use a mash up of Judo, Boxing, Kickboxing, and the fights can get fairly brutal.

Fun stuff to watch.
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This was a total WTF moment for me when I saw the movie.

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I'm pretty sure the last one has already been done.
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I did it, but it got snipped with Omega's asshattery.
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I used to work with this guy Dave and at one point in time he was given the admin password for our internal network. It used to be just me and one other tech who had the password. So, he sauntered into my cubical one day running his mouth about how he was now just as much a network admin as I was and basically just.. well, being Dave.

So, I created a GP object that set his background to this (most of it's an inside joke) and locked out his Display Properties. Took him 3 days to figure out what I had done. Guess he wasn't as much of a badass as he thought. Maybe the "davesucks" GPO was too well hidden for him.

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Anyone who spent 5 minutes playing JA online or reading lucasforums JA forum should get these.

Some TF2 related shenanigans.
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And for anyone who's done industrial design:

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Thag, please tell me that's shopped.
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Alan Bolte wrote:Thag, please tell me that's shopped.
I don't think so. One of the project managers sent this one around, and the only other thing in the message was a note saying, "Relax, it's not one of ours."
"And the sign said, 'Anybody caught tresspassing, will be shot on sight.' So I jumped over the fence and yelled at the house, 'Hey! What -'" BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM
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I've definitely seen that one in action, mostly in high school though.


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Awww. :( Envy. She is so about to pull out a pump and splatter makeup and panties all over that mirror. :lol:
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Gentlemen, I present you a motivational poster of my own suffering. Because clumsiness is funny.

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Methinks, you meant to hit edit rather than Quote Zablorg. Still how did that happen? Was someone else trying to stab and apple and got your hand? Or were you trying to and some how slashed yourself?
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I'm guessing you're left-handed, because otherwise how the hell do you manage to stab the hand holding the knife?
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wjs7744 wrote:I'm guessing you're left-handed, because otherwise how the hell do you manage to stab the hand holding the knife?
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I HAD THAT POSTER AS A TEEN!!!!
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Thag wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:Thag, please tell me that's shopped.
I don't think so. One of the project managers sent this one around, and the only other thing in the message was a note saying, "Relax, it's not one of ours."
Nope thats not shopped its a core drill, I seen them done a lot in commercial construction. We used them to make holes for pipes, and even used it to break a concrete pad off that was suspended five feet above ground.
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Oh my god.
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Bladed_Crescent wrote:
snip Soviets in Space etc.
Is there a back story to that artwork, fanfics, anything of that nature?

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Is there a back story to that artwork, fanfics, anything of that nature?
Yeah, a pretty extensive history. Unfortunately, the website with it is down and has been for some time, but you can find most of the creator's images (and some miscellanous pics) here. There's a few others that I have that aren't in that gallery, but I don't want to hijack this thread. If there's interest, I'll put 'em up in a new one.

Anyways, I'll try to quickly summarize the backstory, but it's been a couple years since I read it, so it's pretty rough.

The Soviet Union never fell in this timeline, but the Allies were growing in power - sooner or later they'd overrun Russia. Both sides had an extensive space program - the Allies more or less owned Earth, the moon and the inner planets, but the Soviet forces managed to establish a colony on Mars, terraforming the Red Planet to be habitable to human life.

On Earth, the situation grew steadily worse for the Soviet Union and they were forced off the planet, falling back to Mars. There's an open state of war between the two powers now; the Soviets basically control the entire outer star system (and have at least one vessel capable of FTL travel - it's implied that other ships can, but this is the only one where the ability is explicity stated), while the Allies have everything sunward of Earth, which is protected by a power planetary defence shield. Allied vessels are smaller and fewer in number, but are more technologically advanced and individually capable than their counterparts in Soviet fleet.

However, the Soviets aren't without advances of their own - i.e they don't have shielding technology, but they developed energy weapons capable of cutting through Allied shields. With more resources at their disposal, the Soviets have been grinding away at the Allies for decades - eventually only Earth is left behind its shield, with but a pair of carrier groups for protection.

And that's where the story ends.
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hope it works, i had a higher res image but it didn't seem to work with the creator.
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Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

Bladed_Crescent wrote:
Is there a back story to that artwork, fanfics, anything of that nature?
Yeah, a pretty extensive history. Unfortunately, the website with it is down and has been for some time, but you can find most of the creator's images (and some miscellanous pics) here. There's a few others that I have that aren't in that gallery, but I don't want to hijack this thread. If there's interest, I'll put 'em up in a new one.

Anyways, I'll try to quickly summarize the backstory, but it's been a couple years since I read it, so it's pretty rough.

The Soviet Union never fell in this timeline, but the Allies were growing in power - sooner or later they'd overrun Russia. Both sides had an extensive space program - the Allies more or less owned Earth, the moon and the inner planets, but the Soviet forces managed to establish a colony on Mars, terraforming the Red Planet to be habitable to human life.

On Earth, the situation grew steadily worse for the Soviet Union and they were forced off the planet, falling back to Mars. There's an open state of war between the two powers now; the Soviets basically control the entire outer star system (and have at least one vessel capable of FTL travel - it's implied that other ships can, but this is the only one where the ability is explicity stated), while the Allies have everything sunward of Earth, which is protected by a power planetary defence shield. Allied vessels are smaller and fewer in number, but are more technologically advanced and individually capable than their counterparts in Soviet fleet.

However, the Soviets aren't without advances of their own - i.e they don't have shielding technology, but they developed energy weapons capable of cutting through Allied shields. With more resources at their disposal, the Soviets have been grinding away at the Allies for decades - eventually only Earth is left behind its shield, with but a pair of carrier groups for protection.

And that's where the story ends.
Sounds epic. Jeez.. it's a pity that ended.

How come the KGB hasn't stolen the shield tech? Shame on them.
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