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The one in hte middle is looking very... erm... Village people :lol:
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Dude, your nipples are all hairy :shock:
When you've finished puberty, you'll understand. :wink:
Whatever. God, I can't imagine how your groin looks like. :shock:
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verilon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Aya wrote: Dude, I'm more underweight that j00. I'm over 6'3 and only weight around 120 pounds.
Somebody get that man a hamburger immediately.
You know, some of us actually have problems gaining weight...
Indeed. I'm eating more than ever and somehow lost 5 kilos this week.
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Zaia wrote:Grrr.

LESS TALK, MORE PICS.

My thread. Behave!
Speaking of which, when will you start a thread for all the ladies of SD.net to pose in swimsuits?
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
Zaia wrote:Grrr.

LESS TALK, MORE PICS.

My thread. Behave!
Speaking of which, when will you start a thread for all the ladies of SD.net to pose in swimsuits?
One of us will likely have to start that.

I nominate aerius since he knows of two of the ladies personally.
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Gandalf wrote:
verilon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Somebody get that man a hamburger immediately.
You know, some of us actually have problems gaining weight...
Indeed. I'm eating more than ever and somehow lost 5 kilos this week.
Really? I just remain the same no matter what I eat. I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
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The Third Man wrote:I've never posted a pic of myself on a public forum before, but I have one here that's so appropriate to this thread it would be churlish not to. Plus my face is blurred and my physique is largely obscured, so here you go. You get a bonus; two of my colleagues are also featured:

<snips more half-nudity!!>

That's me on the left. Our dancing was about on a par with our bar-keeping skills.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Speaking of which, when will you start a thread for all the ladies of SD.net to pose in swimsuits?
One of us will likely have to start that.

I nominate aerius since he knows of two of the ladies personally.
No way, I'm not taking this one for the team. I don't feel like receiving daily beatings from the swimmer chicks, once or twice a week is more than enough.
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Zaia wrote: Very nice to meet you, TTM, and welcome to our contest! Might I inquire about your age bracket, if you don't mind?
Post-college, most definitely. :)

More stats: weight: 80kg/180lb height: 180cm/5'11
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Dorsk 81 wrote:Really? I just remain the same no matter what I eat. I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
Life does a remarkable job of catching up. In my early twenties, I ate the way I did as a teen - and got much heavier, losing much of the muscular definition I'd worked hard on and gaining some fat which was abnormal for my otherwise tall, lean frame.

A decade later, I eat much better, and that's all it really took to bring the weight down - but in my estimation, it's come down too much.
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Well since so many of you guys have joined in, I may as well post one of me.

Behold my boring physique.
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Mr Flibble wrote:Well since so many of you guys have joined in, I may as well post one of me.

Behold my boring physique.
Weeeeee can wait :wink:
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Heheh, this is great! Almost everytime I come back to this thread, another nekkid chest awaits me!

Anyone else wanting to anty up? BS, you haven't entered yet, have you? :D
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
verilon wrote: You know, some of us actually have problems gaining weight...
Indeed. I'm eating more than ever and somehow lost 5 kilos this week.
Really? I just remain the same no matter what I eat. I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
6"1, 125 myself.
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Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Really? I just remain the same no matter what I eat. I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
6"1, 125 myself.
... :wtf: Now thats just shwoing off.
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Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
6"1, 125 myself.
Okay, okay already. I take back the 'drastically underweight' bit, inasmuch as I'm only a bit taller than you two and 2/3 as much again in mass.

My wife, incidentally, snapped a picture a while ago that isn't drastically offensive, while I was getting dressed for work. It does double duty of hiding my huge cranium and the vast bald spot thereon. I've edited it slightly for 'artistic license' and to hide the fact that I ain't got smooth skin no more. I'm also slouching terribly in the shot, just putting on my shirt, so the proportion looks off. That said, it's the best I have right now, even being a bit old.

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Lagmonster wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I feel I'll be stuck as a 6"1, 126 pound weakling forever.
6"1, 125 myself.
Okay, okay already. I take back the 'drastically underweight' bit, inasmuch as I'm only a bit taller than you two and 2/3 as much again in mass.

My wife, incidentally, snapped a picture a while ago that isn't drastically offensive, while I was getting dressed for work. It does double duty of hiding my huge cranium and the vast bald spot thereon. I've edited it slightly for 'artistic license' and to hide the fact that I ain't got smooth skin no more. I'm also slouching terribly in the shot, just putting on my shirt, so the proportion looks off. That said, it's the best I have right now, even being a bit old.

Warning: Don't click unless you *really* mean it.
Still looks damn good. :P
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LAG!! *grins* You posted, you posted!!! Mmm, you are quite handsome. Yummy. *purrs* :wink:
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Z, can I just email you the pic? I felt uncomfortable hosting it in a place where people could see me :(

You got MSN?
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Add with my Aya as non shirtless pic.
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Oops, accidently deleted the picture from the webspace. It has returned.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Z, can I just email you the pic? I felt uncomfortable hosting it in a place where people could see me :(

You got MSN?
Well, of course you could in theory...except that a large number of people will be voting for the winners, not just me...so I don't think that'll work, really. :?

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Zaia wrote:Dorsk 81: Dorsky
Does that link still bring up an obscenely large pic? If it does, try this one.
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Changed it in Zaia's rundown list.
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Thank you kindly. As I'm sure all the people with dial up trying to view it do too. :)
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