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As I mentioned somewhere back in the middle of all this, my hosts are down at the minute so my links don't work and probably won't work for several weeks due to various reasons, so you might as well scratch me off, free image hosting sights are pixelating and compressing the images so they don't fully show off my...err... manly beauty...yeh, that's it... manly beauty... :lol:

Might as well take my name off the list.
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The_Lumberjack wrote:As I mentioned somewhere back in the middle of all this, my hosts are down at the minute so my links don't work and probably won't work for several weeks due to various reasons, so you might as well scratch me off, free image hosting sights are pixelating and compressing the images so they don't fully show off my...err... manly beauty...yeh, that's it... manly beauty... :lol:

Might as well take my name off the list.
You're just worried I'll beat ya aren't you?!

Send em this way and I'll crop em a bit and host em if you want, addys in my profile.
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:As I mentioned somewhere back in the middle of all this, my hosts are down at the minute so my links don't work and probably won't work for several weeks due to various reasons, so you might as well scratch me off, free image hosting sights are pixelating and compressing the images so they don't fully show off my...err... manly beauty...yeh, that's it... manly beauty... :lol:

Might as well take my name off the list.
You're just worried I'll beat ya aren't you?!

Send em this way and I'll crop em a bit and host em if you want, addys in my profile.
Damn, found out again. I'll get ye, Dorsk 81, I'll get ye indeed. Ta.

EDIT: Ok, have sent Dorsk81 the images - they are admittedly slightly different versions, i was planning to update earlier but with the webspace down it really didn't seem worth it. And one of them looks odd because it was taken in the mirror, which has several years worth of dorm room dust and crud on it... ugh...
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The_Lumberjack wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:You're just worried I'll beat ya aren't you?!

Send em this way and I'll crop em a bit and host em if you want, addys in my profile.
Damn, found out again. I'll get ye, Dorsk 81, I'll get ye indeed. Ta.

EDIT: Ok, have sent Dorsk81 the images - they are admittedly slightly different versions, i was planning to update earlier but with the webspace down it really didn't seem worth it. And one of them looks odd because it was taken in the mirror, which has several years worth of dorm room dust and crud on it... ugh...
I'm going to edit these so there's no way you can beat me...MWAHAHAHHAH!!!
Ok. maybe not, here are the UNALTERED pics the LJ sent me

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He's still pretty! :D And I love the coconuts!
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Well I am month late reading this and I've got the gist of this.

No I will not participate but if you want to see my pics then click my siggy.

But on the good side, I have something to look forward to for the next Adonis Award (should there be another one). No not to look at shirtless men but to get into shape. I know I can never be skinny like many of you guys here since because of my ribcage I can only get a "barrel chested" look should I lose weight.


But this thread has given me the necesary push to get me into shape.

Oh, and my body size resembles Dalton's but with less back hair and double the chest hair.
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I'll have a pic later tonight. Just got a new webcam. :twisted:
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verilon wrote:I'll have a pic later tonight. Just got a new webcam. :twisted:
Edit: edited out of existance due to drunkness. :P
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Mmmmmmmmm....

Is that pentacle inversed? :?
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InnerBrat wrote:Mmmmmmmmm....

Is that pentacle inversed? :?
No, of course not!! It's just sitting on my chest weird.
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Sorry for the late reply guys, but just forget my shirtless pic. It's not so good and I never seriously considered winning anyway. And I've got paranoia issues :D

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Sorry for the late reply guys, but just forget my shirtless pic. It's not so good and I never seriously considered winning anyway. And I've got paranoia issues :D

I be a wuss.
You think half of us in here think we have a chance of winning? We're up against some very fine hunks of man-meat, we're screwed... :D
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aerius wrote:No way, I'm not taking this one for the team. I don't feel like receiving daily beatings from the swimmer chicks, once or twice a week is more than enough.
Quit your whining. Some men would actually pay money for such experiences.
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hmm, i've only got a pic of my arse... can that be submitted? :roll:
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Jon wrote:hmm, i've only got a pic of my arse... can that be submitted? :roll:
Wrong half and thus no.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Jon wrote:hmm, i've only got a pic of my arse... can that be submitted? :roll:
Wrong half and thus no.
Shame... webcam is ballsed too. Ah well, I guess I'll have to sit this one out.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ver, you is nummmmmmy. :wink:
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I'd like to state that the reason you don't see my face is because I'm a weird and paranoid man. Maybe if I still had my hair, I'd show you.

Either way, here you go

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Wooohooo, we got a live one here!! *tosses SQ onto the pile with the others* :wink:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. :twisted:
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Oh, please. I'm participating out of my own freewill, without convincing. All them other people are just wusses.
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Singular Quartet wrote:Oh, please. I'm participating out of my own freewill, without convincing. All them other people are just wusses.
Well, I certainly won't argue with that. :D
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Hmmm... since it still seems to be going... here you go!

OK, not entirely topless but you can see plenty of me...
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And this is indeed topless... don't mind the weird thingamajug coloring around the edges, I got a hankering to play around with PhotoPaint when i was fixin' it up on my comp!
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More can be provided upon request if so desired... :wink:
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Woohoo! More nekkid photos!!!

And sure, babe--we can always use more! :wink:
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Zaia wrote:Woohoo! More nekkid photos!!!
And sure, babe--we can always use more! :wink:
I'm not a bit surprised...
You know what would happen if one of us guys asked for more nekkid photos of you ladies?
A lot of 'Hell yes', 'Me too', and 'motion (number)d' posts by the males with the ladies linking to some unclothed hairy extraterrestrials and going :P ?
Err-on hindsight, propably yes. Nevermind.
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PS: Still waiting on pics from Aly, Kuja, Batman, and Vym. :wink:
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