It's actually very easy, you tickle them. Of course this may lead to some problems, and I'm not responsible for your health or well-being should your usage of this method to make women laugh result in some undesired consequences....Wicked Pilot wrote:Now if I could just make women laugh in the real world. That would make life, well... life would be much more interesting.
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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Hah! I see through his ruse. Obviously he knows the folly of competing against 2000AD in a bare chest competition. With my body, easily compared to that of a Greek God's, unshirted i will sweep away all who compete against me!Lord Revan wrote:I have to say that I think there is too much lies in the Internet to trust in threads like this. So I gonna be like name sake and keep unknown.
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I don't think so.2000AD wrote:Hah! I see through his ruse. Obviously he knows the folly of competing against 2000AD in a bare chest competition. With my body, easily compared to that of a Greek God's, unshirted i will sweep away all who compete against me!Lord Revan wrote:I have to say that I think there is too much lies in the Internet to trust in threads like this. So I gonna be like name sake and keep unknown.
PS. no harm ment Zaia.
There is just too many perverts in the Net.
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Let me get this straight-you're concerned about perverts on the net and you come here, of all places?Lord Revan wrote: There is just too many perverts in the Net.
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perhaps i should have added a , a or maybe a to the end of my post.Lord Revan wrote:I don't think so.2000AD wrote:Hah! I see through his ruse. Obviously he knows the folly of competing against 2000AD in a bare chest competition. With my body, easily compared to that of a Greek God's, unshirted i will sweep away all who compete against me!Lord Revan wrote:I have to say that I think there is too much lies in the Internet to trust in threads like this. So I gonna be like name sake and keep unknown.
PS. no harm ment Zaia.
There is just too many perverts in the Net.
It was a joke. The greek god's body i most resemble would probably be Hephistos' going by the pics in the old book of Greek Myths i used to have.
Am i right in assuming that your young since your afraid of perverts?
(as a 19 year old student/nerd with the aforementioned body to match i don't think i have anything to fear.)
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No you're not. I'm 21 years I was born 30.10.1982, but I still don't like the idea of a my pictures being used for some freaks twisted pleasure. (And he/she has to twisted, trust me.2000AD wrote:Am i right in assuming that your young since your afraid of perverts?
(as a 19 year old student/nerd with the aforementioned body to match i don't think i have anything to fear.)
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ok.Lord Revan wrote:No you're not. I'm 21 years I was born 30.10.1982, but I still don't like the idea of a my pictures being used for some freaks twisted pleasure. (And he/she has to twisted, trust me.2000AD wrote:Am i right in assuming that your young since your afraid of perverts?
(as a 19 year old student/nerd with the aforementioned body to match i don't think i have anything to fear.)
We have regular freaks here, but i don't think we have twisted freaks yet, but still if you want to abstain that's fine. Less competition to be swept away before my visage of beauty
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We just need to all be together at once and get a host. AND we may even attach a seperate pic of Shark Bait doing his starved ethiopian impression(his anatomy is a little screwy and when he sucks in his gut you can touch his spine)Zaia wrote:Nope, not too late to enter, as I've just gotten word that, in addition to Aly and Kuja, Shark Bait and The Lost Prophet will be competing as well. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MY PLAN IS NEARLY COMPL--err, I mean, yay! More chests!
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Hey, I'd be flattered if smeone wanted to use my picture in some twisted pleasure scheme.
::whistles:: lalalala...
And to 2000AD I say NO!! IS TOO SEXXYY!! NO PLEASE!!
I swear upon mount Olympus' holy bathtub I shall defeat you! As soon as I manage to steal my dad's camera and upload the pictures...
::whistles:: lalalala...
And to 2000AD I say NO!! IS TOO SEXXYY!! NO PLEASE!!
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*glances at watch* Time for your pictures yet?
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This thread was started on April 12, nearly two months ago. Has it occurred to anyone else that perhaps Zaia has no plans to ever actually close it?
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Yes but I suppose SOMEONE will retaliate with an oppisate demand for girl picsDarth Wong wrote:This thread was started on April 12, nearly two months ago. Has it occurred to anyone else that perhaps Zaia has no plans to ever actually close it?
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Shhhhhhhhh!!Darth Wong wrote:This thread was started on April 12, nearly two months ago. Has it occurred to anyone else that perhaps Zaia has no plans to ever actually close it?
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