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Spiders don't live in toilets.
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Well you may find Black Widow Spiders inside of an outhouse though. But not inside of a normal toilet
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Eeew! And when you take a shit, it'll climb up your giant turd and latch on your butt and pump venom into your ass hole! NASTY!!!

You: URRRGGHH!!! *attempts to shit out turd* *spider crawls up turd*

You: URRRGGGHH!!! *farts a bit* *turd moves violently* *spider is irritated*

You: URRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL-AAARRRGGGHH!!! *turd falls off* *blood comes out* *spider is pissed* *spider bites ass*

That's the worst case of hemorrhoids that you'll ever see! :twisted:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Eeew! And when you take a shit, it'll climb up your giant turd and latch on your butt and pump venom into your ass hole! NASTY!!!

You: URRRGGHH!!! *attempts to shit out turd* *spider crawls up turd*

You: URRRGGGHH!!! *farts a bit* *turd moves violently* *spider is irritated*

You: URRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL-AAARRRGGGHH!!! *turd falls off* *blood comes out* *spider is pissed* *spider bites ass*

That's the worst case of hemorrhoids that you'll ever see! :twisted:
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I'm sightly insane, so sue me. At least it gives some easily amused people a cheap laugh....and scare the living shit out of arachnophobes :D

Imagine a spider sneaking onto your clothes rack and hiding in your trousers! Whenever I see a critter in my bathroom, a roach or a spider, I get paranoid and for weeks I give my clothes a good thrashing before I put them anywhere near my body.
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