The "Nice Legs!" thread

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-04 04:36pm

Durandal wrote:*snip pics*

Damn, I swear you look like exactly like a member of my family. You are Italian right?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-04 08:01pm

<Examines last name>

Yes.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-06-05 12:31am

Durandal wrote:
jmac wrote:Yup...and nice legs!
Okay, now you.

Cuddles, that picture of you drinking wine on the couch with one or two of your friends has a nice shot of your legs in it--why don't you post that one?

J · Post by J » 2004-06-05 10:25am

Zaia wrote:Cuddles, that picture of you drinking wine on the couch with one or two of your friends has a nice shot of your legs in it--why don't you post that one?

I could, but it's B&W and doesn't give the best view of my legs, but I suppose it'll do for now.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-06-05 02:11pm

jmac wrote:I could, but it's B&W and doesn't give the best view of my legs, but I suppose it'll do for now.

Yeah, but it's somethin'.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-05 10:52pm

jmac wrote:I could, but it's B&W and doesn't give the best view of my legs, but I suppose it'll do for now.

Get a digital camera. I go out of my way to sate this board's thirst for more divine imagery, and all I ask in return is a picture of you in a bikini.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-06-05 11:08pm

Great poster Durandal.

And nice legs jmac.
*cough*
Sorry, nice Gams.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-05 11:11pm

Durandal wrote:Get a digital camera. I go out of my way to sate this board's thirst for more divine imagery, and all I ask in return is a picture of you in a bikini.

Bikini pictures huh? Hmmm...let me think. Ok, here's the deal, the next time you and RedImperator see each other, french-kiss him (and I want to see the tongue action) and get a picture of the lip-lock to post here (I've always wanted a "guys kissing" poster...), then I'll post a bikini picture of myself.

In the meantime you can look at my legs and think happy thoughts.

And a closeup of the above

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-06-05 11:19pm

jmac wrote:
Durandal wrote:Get a digital camera. I go out of my way to sate this board's thirst for more divine imagery, and all I ask in return is a picture of you in a bikini.
Bikini pictures huh? Hmmm...let me think. Ok, here's the deal, the next time you and RedImperator see each other, french-kiss him (and I want to see the tongue action) and get a picture of the lip-lock to post here (I've always wanted a "guys kissing" poster...), then I'll post a bikini picture of myself.

In the meantime you can look at my legs and think happy thoughts.

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And a closeup of the above

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*swoons...........

I wonder, would you be in any way offended if I told you that you happen to be an extremely pretty lady?

*Takes confidence in aerius being very far away...*

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-06 01:08am

jmac wrote:Bikini pictures huh? Hmmm...let me think. Ok, here's the deal, the next time you and RedImperator see each other, french-kiss him (and I want to see the tongue action) and get a picture of the lip-lock to post here (I've always wanted a "guys kissing" poster...), then I'll post a bikini picture of myself.

You place a high price on your bikini pictures. Can I pay later?

In the meantime you can look at my legs and think happy thoughts.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-06 01:26am

jmac wrote:
Durandal wrote:Get a digital camera. I go out of my way to sate this board's thirst for more divine imagery, and all I ask in return is a picture of you in a bikini.
Bikini pictures huh? Hmmm...let me think. Ok, here's the deal, the next time you and RedImperator see each other, french-kiss him (and I want to see the tongue action) and get a picture of the lip-lock to post here (I've always wanted a "guys kissing" poster...), then I'll post a bikini picture of myself.

Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.

Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-06 05:41am

Durandal wrote: I go out of my way to sate this board's thirst for more divine imagery...

Oh, indeed?
I think not, or else you'd be going out of your way to provide the board with photographs of me!

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2004-06-06 06:14am

Durandal wrote:Sigh, okay. I always have to cave into a pretty lady's demands.

*snip*

*screams* We look alot alike, only I think I probably weigh more than you.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-06 12:53pm

RedImperator wrote:Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.

Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.

That will require tongue action of a whole different sort if you get my drift...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-06-06 03:34pm

Blah. Here's mine, view with caution.

Probably more leg than you want, but whatever.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-06 04:52pm

Could you at least wear boxers?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-06 07:39pm

Durandal wrote:Could you at least wear boxers?

Honestly, I could do without the VPL myself, and I'm normally a fan of that kind of thing.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-06-06 07:40pm

RedImperator wrote:Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.

Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.

Well...if you want full frontal nudie pics of my GF, it's only fair that I get full frontal nudie pictures of your GF. Oh, and I don't want digital pictures, I want full colour 11"x14" enlargements made from Kodak Ultra Color 100 film.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-06 11:00pm

Elheru Aran wrote:*swoons...........

I wonder, would you be in any way offended if I told you that you happen to be an extremely pretty lady?

Of course not! I'll take it as a compliment! Thank you.

*Takes confidence in aerius being very far away...*

Don't worry about him, i don't think he even has a valid passport so as long as you stay out of Canada he can't kill you in your sleep.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-06 11:08pm

aerius wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.

Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.
Well...if you want full frontal nudie pics of my GF, it's only fair that I get full frontal nudie pictures of your GF. Oh, and I don't want digital pictures, I want full colour 11"x14" enlargements made from Kodak Ultra Color 100 film.

Ah, but you are not making the exchange; she is.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-06-07 12:40am

jmac wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:*swoons...........

I wonder, would you be in any way offended if I told you that you happen to be an extremely pretty lady?
Of course not! I'll take it as a compliment! Thank you.

*Takes confidence in aerius being very far away...*
Don't worry about him, i don't think he even has a valid passport so as long as you stay out of Canada he can't kill you in your sleep.

Ah, very good then! For you, my fair lady... (and on second thought, for all the ladies here... why focus on just one?

)

OK, so it looks rather shitty, but WTH... dat's my legs! Enjoy, ladies...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-07 01:41am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:Could you at least wear boxers?
Honestly, I could do without the VPL myself, and I'm normally a fan of that kind of thing.

At the risk of being very, very sorry, what is VPL?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-06-07 01:53am

On a hunch - vertical penis look or something similar?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-06-07 02:19am

Usually VPL = visible panty line

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-06-07 02:26am

But in this case it means Visible Penis Line.