Self-Portriats (my friends, this is a challenge)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-02 05:57pm

For all those having trouble accessing xBlackflashes pic here it is

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-02 05:59pm

Jawawithagun wrote:And this would be me then

Very grainy. Did you put it through a filter or something?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-02 06:01pm

Slartibartfast wrote:I just arrived from 4 days of beach and partying.

Don't take this thewrong way, but the second of the 'artistic' pictures looks better then it's normal version. Perhaps you can research some way of Photoshoping yourself in real-life.

And when you do can you let me know how, as I'm spending a fortune on small cloth bags at the minute.

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2005-01-02 06:03pm

Rob Wilson wrote:For all those having trouble accessing xBlackflashes pic here it is

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Damn, what a hottie!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-02 06:10pm

Lt. Dan wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:For all those having trouble accessing xBlackflashes pic here it is

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Damn, what a hottie!

Why thank you, I didn't know you cared. I try to workout obviously and though I don't watch what I eat as much as I should... Oh wait you mean xBlackflash. D'oh.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2005-01-03 08:33am

*Edit:I was trying to post a photo. But photobucket is fucking me around. I'll try later tonight.*

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2005-01-03 10:34am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote:And this would be me then
Very grainy. Did you put it through a filter or something?

Filtered it, yes

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-03 10:57am

Cpl Kendall wrote:*Edit:I was trying to post a photo. But photobucket is fucking me around. I'll try later tonight.*

If push comes to shove I'll host it for you.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2005-01-03 05:42pm

Rob Wilson wrote:For all those having trouble accessing xBlackflashes pic here it is

Is that red hair??

And how long have you been english rob? O_o

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-03 05:52pm

Zac Naloen wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:For all those having trouble accessing xBlackflashes pic here it is

Don't quote pictures, inline them.

Is that red hair??

And how long have you been english rob? O_o

32 years. I've always had N.E. Lincs - UK as my location as well. Not too observant are we?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-01-03 06:14pm

I think he's implying that your behavior around here hasn't been exactly that of a 'proper' englishman.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-03 06:18pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I think he's implying that your behavior around here hasn't been exactly that of a 'proper' englishman.

I should hope not, I'm a Scot.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-03 06:20pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote: And how long have you been english rob? O_o
32 years. I've always had N.E. Lincs - UK as my location as well. Not too observant are we?

Fuck just noticed you said English and not British (now who's not being very observant). In that case I've been down here amongst the heathens for 27 years.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-01-03 06:24pm

Rob Wilson wrote:I should hope not, I'm a Scot.

That would explain a lot, though I had you pegged as a drunk and violent Irishman.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-03 06:26pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:I should hope not, I'm a Scot.
That would explain a lot, though I had you pegged as a drunk and violent Irishman.

Irishman? Please, I have standards!

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-01-03 08:56pm

GENTLEMEN. If you were offering advice on how to take better pictures, then your chatter would be welcome. HOWEVER, for what feels like the thousandth time, you are being reminded: PLEASE DO NOT CHITCHAT IN THIS THREAD. There's no absolute right to be able to post pics of oneself on this board; this thread can get locked just like the other one.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2005-01-03 11:58pm

After much hassle, here is me.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2005-01-04 02:42am

Just some thoughts.

His Divine Shadow wrote:http://www.hisdivineshadow.com/misc/ima ... ration.jpg

Hmm. Were I you, I'd take the black areas and remove all variation within them, namely those little white dots. I'm not sure about the lips, I'm tempted to say get rid of the white dots there too. Then there's the eyes... I'm not at all sure what to do here, and I'm not suggesting making the color flat, but I feel as though more could be done there, especially the on the right. That is, your left eye. Also, Could something be done about the ear? It's just hanging there in space. It'd be alright if it wasn't at an angle and lighting that made the visible part so small. As it is...meh.
Cpl K: Nice pic. To-the-point. Well-defined horizon. Great hat.

xBlackFlash: That's not a real bookshelf, is it? Well, you said it was taken in your bathroom. Weird wallpaper, then. I like the pic, but may I suggest that in the future you turn your head just a bit more toward the camera? At that angle your cheeks look kinda bony. Also, as much as I like HDS-style nonexpression, some more pics with different variations on similing would be nice. Admittedly, we have the 'shitty' pic, but I think I'm being reasonably clear. OTOH, I think that a lot and am wrong.

Lusankya wrote:http://www.geocities.com/the_lusankya/lusankya.jpg

How does this look?

Manly. Frankly, I don't understand the positive responses you got to that pic. You look like a guy in that, seriously. Specifically, this guy I know named Joe who used to be a friend but then became an alchoholic and a born-again. The hair may be long but at that particular time it's falling in a way that's very gender-neutral. You also look kind of hunched-over, this doesn't help. Honestly, I can't think of something you could have done differently for that pic that wouldn't have looked better, outside maybe shaving your head and wearing loose-fitting camo. I try to be constructive, but...damn.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-01-04 03:47am

Alan Bolte wrote:*snip 'constructive' criticism*

You didn't TRY to be constructive asshole, that was pure 100% fucking insult.

So she got off work and had a photo taken of her, big fucking deal. You get off work after a long shift gorgeous, I'm sure you will look like a superfucking model.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2005-01-04 05:14am

That's ok. I'm used to people insulting my appearance. It doesn't hurt me.... really.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-01-04 08:43am

Noone insult me, I'm clearly a miserable fuck from these photos anyway:

Just showing off 2 xmas presents, i somehow named the images backward...

I left in some "empty" space becuse I liked the scenery.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-01-04 09:06am

Stofsk wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:*snip 'constructive' criticism*
You didn't TRY to be constructive asshole, that was pure 100% fucking insult.

So she got off work and had a photo taken of her, big fucking deal. You get off work after a long shift gorgeous, I'm sure you will look like a superfucking model.

Just a little cocksucker making fun of the "no chit-chat" rule. That's all

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 09:13am

Rye wrote:Noone insult me, I'm clearly a miserable fuck from these photos anyway:

and one with a sword at that... even if it's a bit of a girly, prettified sword.

Nice coat, have I seen it in something?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 09:15am

Stofsk wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:*snip 'constructive' criticism*
You didn't TRY to be constructive asshole, that was pure 100% fucking insult.

So she got off work and had a photo taken of her, big fucking deal. You get off work after a long shift gorgeous, I'm sure you will look like a superfucking model.

What the fucks he on about anyway. The only pics of Lusyanka I remember are the dress ones and she's very definitely female in those.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 09:17am

Lusankya wrote:That's ok. I'm used to people insulting my appearance.

Hey. less of that. If he's being a dickhead then tell him he is. It's never alright when someone insults you.