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jmac wrote:Teh Photoslave (aka BF) is working on another possible legs picture of me.
You need a new photoslave. From what I've seen, he couldn't take non-grainy pictures to save his life. :P
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Rouge 9 wrote:You need a new photoslave. From what I've seen, he couldn't take non-grainy pictures to save his life. :P
Do you know what happens when you have a shit-ass point & shoot camera that requires high-speed film because the lens is too slow? That's right, you get grain.

If I borrow my dad's vintage Olympus SLR camera with the 1:1.4 lens I can use the ASA 100 film I prefer for making nice grain-free enlargements.
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aerius wrote:*snip*
Less talk, more Photoshopping my dear Photoslave!
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jmac wrote:Less talk, more Photoshopping my dear Photoslave!
Oh...I'm sorry, I was too busy looking at your boobies in the picture...mmmm....boobies..... 8)
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*looks around* Now THERE are some legs...
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Rouge 9 wrote:You need a new photoslave. From what I've seen, he couldn't take non-grainy pictures to save his life. :P
Let's just say these pictures are sensitive and to be treated as TS/SCI, and only my BF, my sister, and the friends who were on that Cuba trip with me qualify. :wink:
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jmac wrote:
Rouge 9 wrote:You need a new photoslave. From what I've seen, he couldn't take non-grainy pictures to save his life. :P
Let's just say these pictures are sensitive and to be treated as TS/SCI, and only my BF, my sister, and the friends who were on that Cuba trip with me qualify. :wink:
I didn't ask for the rest of the picture. I was more referring to all the other pictures you've posted, because they're all grainy. :P
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New pictures coming soon...stay tuned!
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One of these days I'll have a decent picture of my legs, one day....
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Less talk...more gams!
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Yes I'm nude in this picture too, that's why you only see my legs.
Fun times at the beach! 8)

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Um, doesn't sitting nude in the sand lead to uncomfortableness?

I mean sand gets everywhere when I'm wearing a swimsuit. It give me the heebies thinking where it might climb if I was sitting in the sand nekkid. :)
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Tsyroc wrote:Um, doesn't sitting nude in the sand lead to uncomfortableness?

I mean sand gets everywhere when I'm wearing a swimsuit. It give me the heebies thinking where it might climb if I was sitting in the sand nekkid. :)
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InnerBrat wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:Um, doesn't sitting nude in the sand lead to uncomfortableness?

I mean sand gets everywhere when I'm wearing a swimsuit. It give me the heebies thinking where it might climb if I was sitting in the sand nekkid. :)
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Doesn't that hold true for either sex? Sandy hands and men don't mix either. <shudder>
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jmac wrote:Yes I'm nude in this picture too, that's why you only see my legs.
Fun times at the beach! 8)

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I think jmac should post the pictures whole, with herself edited out, so we can see more of the beach.

A thread dedicated to beach pictures sounds like a good idea.
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Minor rant: Life's so unfair. The leg men are rewarded with miniskirts, threads like these, and public condonement. But if you happen to be a fan of the tits? Shut down and out. It's 'lewd' to stare at a woman's rack, they can't let their twins out to enjoy the sunshine, and of course we'll never see a cleavage thread here.

That being said, I will now whistle like a horny animal at jmac's legs.
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SirNitram wrote:That being said, I will now whistle like a horny animal at jmac's legs.
Oh TEEEEVAAAAARRRR! :twisted:

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SirNitram wrote:Minor rant: Life's so unfair. The leg men are rewarded with miniskirts, threads like these, and public condonement. But if you happen to be a fan of the tits? Shut down and out. It's 'lewd' to stare at a woman's rack, they can't let their twins out to enjoy the sunshine, and of course we'll never see a cleavage thread here.
You can always move to ontario, where women are legally allowed to walk around topless in public. Of course your chances of seeing a woman's jublees around here are small to say the least, but one can hope no? Both my BF & myself have seen boobies in public, and so can you if you move here.
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jmac wrote: Both my BF & myself have seen boobies in public, and so can you if you move here.
A clever way to reference those times you two have gone at it in public places. :wink: :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
jmac wrote: Both my BF & myself have seen boobies in public, and so can you if you move here.
A clever way to reference those times you two have gone at it in public places. :wink: :P
Well, I guess one could interpret it that way, but this is what I was refering to. We saw boobies.
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SirNitram wrote:Minor rant: Life's so unfair. The leg men are rewarded with miniskirts, threads like these, and public condonement. But if you happen to be a fan of the tits? Shut down and out. It's 'lewd' to stare at a woman's rack, they can't let their twins out to enjoy the sunshine, and of course we'll never see a cleavage thread here.
The miniskirt is truly one of the finest inventions in the history of mankind. It's right up there with air conditioning, lube, and running water.
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Any more leg pictures coming up?
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aerius wrote:Any more leg pictures coming up?
I dunno, I don't think the guys can handle any more.... :wink:
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jmac wrote:
aerius wrote:Any more leg pictures coming up?
I dunno, I don't think the guys can handle any more.... :wink:
Try prodding other females to submit pictures, then. :P
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