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Caption this: The Bush is a Wizard (Or Gay.) Edition

Posted: 2006-11-19 02:13pm
by Lonestar
Image

Posted: 2006-11-19 02:18pm
by FaxModem1
This sucks, were all wearing the same outfit. Where did you shop?

Posted: 2006-11-19 02:24pm
by Gandalf
Bush: When I host, we're dressing as cowboys. That'll be cool.

Posted: 2006-11-19 02:36pm
by Dartzap
"And today in Playschool, we are going to be learning about our sexuality! Won't that be fun children?"

Posted: 2006-11-19 04:39pm
by Tasoth
"You lied to me! This dress does make my ass look fat!"

Posted: 2006-11-19 05:01pm
by Frank Hipper
Let's pretend we're all Jane Fonda.

Posted: 2006-11-19 06:25pm
by Pick
Just when you thought he couldn't be easier to scrutinize....

Re: Caption this: The Bush is a Wizard (Or Gay.) Edition

Posted: 2006-11-19 07:41pm
by Inquisitor Ryan
Lonestar wrote:Image
"Ah thought our KKK outfits were white?"

Posted: 2006-11-19 08:23pm
by CDiehl
Who the hell are you, and why are you and Phil Collins dressed like me?

Posted: 2006-11-19 10:38pm
by dr. what
And the astronauts return... from the Planet of Bad Fashion...

Posted: 2006-11-19 10:53pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Another day, another couple world leaders thoroughly pwned and humiliated by the one-two punch of 'Cultural Sensitivity' and 'Really Bad Fashion Sense by Native Culture'!

Posted: 2006-11-19 11:15pm
by That NOS Guy
I put on my robe and wizard hat....

Posted: 2006-11-19 11:21pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
That NOS Guy wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat....
Image

Posted: 2006-11-19 11:35pm
by Adrian Laguna
For those who don't get the reference:
Bash.org wrote: #104383 +(8831)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Posted: 2006-11-19 11:51pm
by dr. what
"Now, remember, it's still hunting season - as we approach the Vice President, try not to make any loud noises or sudden movements; his eyesight ain't what it used to be, and with these outfits we should camoflage nicely with the wallpaper in the Naval Observatory."

Re: Caption this: The Bush is a Wizard (Or Gay.) Edition

Posted: 2006-11-20 09:41am
by Oni Koneko Damien
Lonestar wrote:Image
"...so then I pointed at Saddam and shouted, 'Expelliarmis!', and the WMD was blasted right out of his terrorist-loving hands!"

Posted: 2006-11-20 01:48pm
by Comosicus
"Stupid Sorting Hat ... I wanted to be a Slytherin ... now I'm stuck with these damn Ravenclaws"

Posted: 2006-11-20 03:48pm
by RedImperator
I love the look on Putin's face. It screams, "I could have you both killed".

Posted: 2006-11-20 03:49pm
by Surlethe
"Stay the course!"

Posted: 2006-11-20 04:20pm
by Jack Bauer
How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



:wink:

Posted: 2006-11-20 04:50pm
by Inquisitor Ryan
Jack Bauer wrote:How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



:wink:
Shock and horror, i'm not insulting the traditional dress of your country, just the fool from the US wearing it.

Posted: 2006-11-20 05:36pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Inquisitor Ryan wrote:
Jack Bauer wrote:How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



:wink:
Shock and horror, i'm not insulting the traditional dress of your country, just the fool from the US wearing it.
Shock and horror, you missed the ;) smiley, with hilarious effect. :lol:

Posted: 2006-11-20 11:30pm
by Inquisitor Ryan
Didn't miss it, just chose to ignore it....

Heres another caption...

"This doesn't look like Hogwarts?"

Posted: 2006-11-21 06:40am
by Dooey Jo
Still excited, but somewhat disappointed, the three fans return from the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie.

Guy on left: "I'd totally hit it with Hermione!"
Bush: "Dude, she's only like 15 years old!"
Putin: "Still hot as hell though..."

Posted: 2006-11-21 09:50am
by Tranan
We are here, We are qeer, get use to it!