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Go to his website at joshgroban.com and prepare to be sickened.Gandalf wrote:Can't say I've heard of the guy.
It's a pretty big nail in the coffin that holds some hypothetical respect for country music I might have once had.Her parents never took the young girl to church...
Never spoke of His name...
Never read her His word...
Two non-believers walking lost in this world...
Took their baby with them, what a sad little girl...
Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Never wanted to play or give kisses and hugs...
She'd watch the tv and sit there on the couch...
While her mom fell asleep and her daddy went out...
And the drinking and the fighting...
Just got worse every night...
Behind their couch she'd be hiding...
Oh what a sad little life...
And like it always does, the bad just got worse...
With every slap and every curse...
Until her daddy in a drunk rage one night...
Used a gun on her mom and then took his life...
And some people from the city took the girl far away...
To a new mom and a new dad, kisses and hugs everyday...
Her first day of Sunday School...
Her teacher walked in...
And a small little girl starred at a picture of Him...
She said I know that man up there on that cross...
I don’t know His name but I know he got off...
Cause he was there in my old house...
And held me close to his side...
As I hid there behind our couch...
The night that my parents died.
My own coping method for "My Humps" is to imagine it's being sung by a camel. Wearing excessive makeup, lipstick, dangly earings, etc. The camel is trying pathetically to hit on camel handlers, tourists, anybody...General Zod wrote:I've yet to find anything that can top the sheer rage inducing idiocy of "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas.
Darth Wong wrote:Today's new entry: "You are loved", by Josh Groban.
Don't see what's so bad about it. In fact, I dare say I like it a bit. Vaguely reminds me of about a dozen other songs, but that's not exactly a big problem, just means there's not a chance in hell of me buying any of Groban's work.Go to his website at joshgroban.com and prepare to be sickened.
When the song opened, I thought that was a woman singing.Rye wrote:That's pretty insipid, but it's got nothing on this. In my humble opinion, of course.
This is a contradiction of terms: all reason dictates that you should hate "My Humps"Pick wrote:I hate "My Humps" beyond all reason.
You win this thread.Styphon wrote:This is a contradiction of terms: all reason dictates that you should hate "My Humps"Pick wrote:I hate "My Humps" beyond all reason.
Or Englebert Humperdink with operatic training.Discombobulated wrote:I like Josh Groban's voice a lot - he's a classically trained baritone (tenor?) - but the lyrics are what bother me. They're ridiculously inane and sappy, and even when he sings in Italian he uses the word "amore" so much that you'd have to be deaf not to realize it's the same insipid shit. Honestly, why can't these pop/classical crossover singers have some sort of emotional range in their songs? All of it is variations on the following themes: "You hurt me but I still love you come baaaaack", "ZOMG I AM SO TOTALLY IN LOVE", "I was insecure but you loved me and cured all my neuroses", and "No idea what'll happen tomorrow but right now I love you so let's pretend tonight is forever".
In other words, he's basically Celine Dion with a penis. What a waste of talent.
That is quite possibly the worst song I've ever heard.Rye wrote:That's pretty insipid, but it's got nothing on this. In my humble opinion, of course.
My sister in law has the Josh Groban album with that "You lift me up" song on it. Whenever she plays it, my brother likes to sing over it as loudly as he can, with his own modified lyrics. When Josh Groban sings "You lift me up so I can stand on mountains" my brother yells "You lift me up so you can suck my ass". He makes a point of doing it every single time, and my sister in law has now commented that he's ruined the song for her by association, because he's done it so often that she can't help but hear him doing that in her head whenever she plays the song. Victory.Discombobulated wrote:I like Josh Groban's voice a lot - he's a classically trained baritone (tenor?) - but the lyrics are what bother me. They're ridiculously inane and sappy, and even when he sings in Italian he uses the word "amore" so much that you'd have to be deaf not to realize it's the same insipid shit. Honestly, why can't these pop/classical crossover singers have some sort of emotional range in their songs? All of it is variations on the following themes: "You hurt me but I still love you come baaaaack", "ZOMG I AM SO TOTALLY IN LOVE", "I was insecure but you loved me and cured all my neuroses", and "No idea what'll happen tomorrow but right now I love you so let's pretend tonight is forever".
In other words, he's basically Celine Dion with a penis. What a waste of talent.
Only a few moments of that and I really wanted to punch him in the face.Rye wrote:That's pretty insipid, but it's got nothing on this. In my humble opinion, of course.
The actual video of his version is somewhat worse due to the involvement of the Kumars.... There are some things that should never be seen.Tsyroc wrote:Only a few moments of that and I really wanted to punch him in the face.Rye wrote:That's pretty insipid, but it's got nothing on this. In my humble opinion, of course.
I even like the original version of the song but this performance...
The original isn't bad as novelty songs go, but why is it that every other month there's another goddamn carnival..."song", if I may abuse the word, poisoning the airwaves? Who listens to that shit? The frog, the croc, zuipen, now this boat thing, they're all crap, they're all annoying, they're only made to sell ringones and yet they won't fucking die.wautd wrote:Right now? Boten Anna, the dutch carnival variant in particular