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Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy. Especially if they're bigger.

And one of the great mysteries of the universe is revealed!

Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...

Wyrm wrote:Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy.

I dunno, it seems like it would be a fairly low-stress job, at least.

Especially if they're bigger.

If you get depressed over seeing a dildo that's bigger than your cock, you have some insecurity issues to work through. There are plenty of dildoes out there that are bigger than your cock. If that fact gets you down, you're going to have problems. We've got some really large toys, and it doesn't bother me.

If I worked in a dildo factory, I'd be tempted to make a dildo using my own penis as the template. Then I could say "my penis has been inside a million women".

Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.

I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one too for the upper regions.

EDIT: "Then again, ladies have got one two" Oh my god. /palmface. I can't believe I made that spelling error. Only 5 year olds do that. Christ.

Hehe.. I'd loooove to take a tour of that place... pick up a few "souveniers"

CaptHawkeye wrote:Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.

I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one two for the upper regions.

It's actually kind of surprising how much cock a woman can fit in her, until you remember that babies come out of there.

J wrote: Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...

Same factory, check back later in the week when they replace the rubber with candy ingredients.

I'd be curious what materials they're using. It looks like the moulding material melts away and can be reused. The lack of automation goes a long way to explain why sex toys are so expensive, but it also explains why they can have such a huge product library.

On the other hand, a conveyor belt full of plastic penises would be really amusing

OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.

Darth Wong wrote:

andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.

What incredible lameness. Well, I guess Darkstar needs some strategery trickery help if he's ever going to get laid.

Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!

CaptHawkeye wrote: I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture.

I liked that one too, gave me a good giggle, but I also liked this one too

I could only imagine all the size jokes that go around that factory on a daily basis

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!

Not all of them (there are a few giatanically hung guys in the biz) but you can see for yourself on a lot of huge-cock-fetish sites if you feel so inclined. Anything over about a foot you can throw right out.

wikipedia, as linked above wrote:Due to the massive amount of blood that is needed to achieve a full erection, Falcon risks losing consciousness before a full erection is obtained.

I just Dr. Hibbert-chuckled for a good two minutes.

Yes, I guess it could be hard for someone who hasn't witnessed childbirth to see what the lower female reproductive organs are capable of.

The pornstars with the really big penises have trouble achieving real erections. One can experience sympathetic frustration watching them trying to jam a half-erect mushy penis into a tight hole with considerable difficulty.

Mandingo and Lexington Steele are fairly unusual in the sense that they have mammoth members but they're also tall and large gentlemen in general, so they appear to be capable of producing an erection without a serious drop in blood pressure. Nevertheless, they probably both use Viagra or some other pharmaceutical aid for their scenes.

Two things

1. Secularity.com....dating service for atheists is my banner ad. Given the amount of Hindu, muslim, christian and other such dating servies, I find it warming to see there is one for atheist.

2. It's funny how far it's gotten from being just basically a piece of wood, that's smoothed down. The fact they produce different shapes, feels, and sizes is funny, and shows also how much a business it is.

Darth Wong wrote:

andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling.

I salute you, sir; you're a braver man than I, and I admire your dedication to science

That job must have some real satisfaction to it; every day at work, you know that you're bringing joy to millions of women, and a few hundred thousand men.

No vats for people to fall into? Tsk! What's the betting there's at least one bloke there called Johnny?

The pictures help explain why sex toys are so expensive despite being ridiculously simple in design. No real automation whatsoever. It's all done by hand.

I couldn't read that last line without laughing. How juvenile

With regards to blood pressure problems, surely(knowing pornography and sci-fi) someone has written a story in which male porn stars have larger hearts engineered and transplanted to support larger penises? I know for sure that people have written novels about genetic engineering taking effect on the sex industry.