Master Chief (or some other SPARTAN) vs Samus video

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2007-04-17 10:28pm

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998

Yikes.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-04-17 10:30pm

Off to AMP

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2007-04-17 10:40pm

Hooray for armored lesbians.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-04-17 10:45pm

Spartan wanking... hoooo!

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2007-04-17 10:47pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Spartan wanking... hoooo!

Samas wanking too. Although, it's ok to wank off to Samas.

LaserRifleofDoom · Post by **LaserRifleofDoom** » 2007-04-17 10:51pm

Worst movie I've ever seen. I kept thinking to myself Master Cheif wanking can't get any worse than this. Then it kept getting worse.

Hawkwings · Post by **Hawkwings** » 2007-04-17 11:09pm

The sniper rifle shot with the shields... lol.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-04-17 11:10pm

People seem to forget that ALL a Spartin is is a heavily armoured and shielded solder... Thats it... the MATRIX kungfu moves he kept making where nausiating to say the least...

Koolaidkirby · Post by **Koolaidkirby** » 2007-04-17 11:15pm

LaserRifleofDoom wrote:Worst movie I've ever seen. I kept thinking to myself Master Cheif wanking can't get any worse than this. Then it kept getting worse.

scroll down a bit, you'll see an answer to a similar type of question

"you obviously didn't get the point of this movie"

I thought it was hilarious.

Hawkwings · Post by **Hawkwings** » 2007-04-17 11:20pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:People seem to forget that ALL a Spartin is is a heavily armoured and shielded solder... Thats it... the MATRIX kungfu moves he kept making where nausiating to say the least...

All a tank is, is a heavily armed and armored go-kart.

What?

Though the matrix kung-fu was a bit disorienting. Still, with that music, did you really expect anything else?

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2007-04-17 11:29pm

I am perplexed as to what in the Halo canon the filmmaker used as a basis for the "Power Armor=HAVOC tactical nuke" scene.

Of course, considering the fact that the same question could be asked about the existance of a teenage lesbian Spartan-II, I believe I'm overthinking the piece.

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2007-04-17 11:36pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:People seem to forget that ALL a Spartin is is a heavily armoured and shielded solder... Thats it... the MATRIX kungfu moves he kept making where nausiating to say the least...

"Deification" I think is the word you're looking for.

Was the shield / sniper rifle the only impressive ORIGINAL thing in that film? It was a Matrix / Jedi / BDZ rehash otherwise.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2007-04-17 11:47pm

Noble Ire wrote:I am perplexed as to what in the Halo canon the filmmaker used as a basis for the "Power Armor=HAVOC tactical nuke" scene.

Of course, considering the fact that the same question could be asked about the existance of a teenage lesbian Spartan-II, I believe I'm overthinking the piece.

It's a Predator reference. The Pred uses itself as a micro-nuke. The filmmaker just took that to a more logical end of "drop explosive charge integrated into equipment, run". I think. Either that or it's an excuse to drop the chest plate and thus pull an NES Samus style "Whoa he's a chick".

Also, I'd like to see your evidence that none of the Spartans were lesbians. Did the eugenics program mean that gays weren't allowed or something? I mean, approximately 50 percent were female, and that means that there are good odds that somewhere between 1 and 4 were homosexual. Also, they were called Spartans. Odds are, based on precedent, that there were only between one to four NON-homosexual ones who got made fun of and were called weird.

Andrew_Fireborn · Post by **Andrew_Fireborn** » 2007-04-17 11:55pm

Yeah, drastic overthought... Still, I've seen worse things in existance... (Slum around Newgrounds and you'll find ample wastes of boredom.)

Kinda funny, though. The guy's obviously a Halo fan, since the basic Chozo suit is likely more than an even match for the Mjolnor armor system. (Being that it's at least 20th generation powered armor built by a race with mastery of Matter-energy conversion tech...)

Ah well, that's all the more thought I'm willing to put into it. I've got C&C3 to beat...

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-18 12:33am

Okay... but what about the ending? WTF was with the dancing Elites!? Also, his FAQ eludes to MC being a dickgirl, or more prefferably (to me) a hermaphrodite.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2007-04-18 12:36am

MRDOD wrote:Also, I'd like to see your evidence that none of the Spartans were lesbians. Did the eugenics program mean that gays weren't allowed or something? I mean, approximately 50 percent were female, and that means that there are good odds that somewhere between 1 and 4 were homosexual. Also, they were called Spartans. Odds are, based on precedent, that there were only between one to four NON-homosexual ones who got made fun of and were called weird.

You might be right. Nevertheless, due to certain timeline concerns and a specific part of the Spartan modification process, the woman in that armor would probably be a hardened, sexually-repressed forty-something.

Hawkwings · Post by **Hawkwings** » 2007-04-18 12:41am

Gratuitous dancing? I think he was just showing off his animation skills there.

I am perplexed as to what in the Halo canon the filmmaker used as a basis for the "Power Armor=HAVOC tactical nuke" scene.

Of course, considering the fact that the same question could be asked about the existance of a teenage lesbian Spartan-II, I believe I'm overthinking the piece.

In First Strike, page 315, it says "Her armor's tiny fusion reactor would overload and burn everything within a ten meter radius - Grace's funeral pyre."

Damn Nylund. Why did he have to kill Grace?

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2007-04-18 12:44am

Wow...talk about major exaggurations. Sounds like from reading the comments that he just stuck a Spartan and Samus in there, the video wasn't designed to be after those characters.

Samus was closer, but still exaggurated. Her armor is very powerful, but in the blue jumpsuit she's just an ordinary human with a laser-whip and gun.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2007-04-18 12:48am

Hawkings wrote:In First Strike, page 315, it says "Her armor's tiny fusion reactor would overload and burn everything within a ten meter radius - Grace's funeral pyre."

There's something of a difference between that and the city-destroying blast shown in the film. I suspect that MRDOD's theory is closer to the truth, even considering the creator's comments.

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » 2007-04-18 01:03am

I knew the animation looked odd. He did, like, mo-cap and poser and a few other things that weren't even animation programs. Did he actually do any real animation besides a little tweening?

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2007-04-18 02:16am

Quite frankly, I thought the video was awesome. I cracked up.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2007-04-18 02:45am

I loved the part where MC just stood there, awe-struck at the sight of Samus when her armor fell off, then you just see a spark at his (the viewer still thought it was a male at that point) crotch and he looks down.

Post by **Kuja** » 2007-04-18 12:46pm

I never thought I'd see a movie could make Advent Children look realistic.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2007-04-18 01:26pm

Noble Ire wrote: Of course, considering the fact that the same question could be asked about the existance of a teenage lesbian Spartan-II, I believe I'm overthinking the piece.

Well by the author's admissions that is the Spartan who appeared in DOA4.. methinks she's been hanging out with certain ninjas far too much.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2007-04-18 01:59pm

I thought it was cool. I hated the twist, though. Instead, I would've had the Doom Guy in the armour, since Spartan armour is pretty similar to the original Doom armour, and him taking on armies of aliens and winning is par the course.