Christmas vs Hanukah Space battle on Youtube

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-05-10 08:19pm

Not sure if this is in the correct forum, but what the hey.

The video speaks for itself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phw0HE6oB6w

Hilarious.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2007-05-10 08:59pm

Let me be the first to say JEEEEEEWS IN SPAAAAACE!

Secondly, those David Stars were clearly slapping the yule out of those Christmas Cruisers, which don't seem to have the balls to light up their foes. Meanwhile, those Chatchki Fighters are going to swarm over the Sleighs. They may be small, but there is eight days worth of them. That's hard to beat.

Ozymandias · Post by **Ozymandias** » 2007-05-10 09:19pm

Off to AMP

LaserRifleofDoom · Post by **LaserRifleofDoom** » 2007-05-10 09:26pm

Those are some pretty freaking sweet looking christmas trees.

In fact, everything in that video wins for awesome stylin.

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-05-10 11:13pm

Ozymandias wrote:Off to AMP

ohh. ok. sry.

it would be cool if there were an episode 2: Christmas vs Ramadan.

pity it doesn't exist

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2007-05-12 06:43pm

I'm surprised no one at the school demanded the display be taken down for inciting religious hatred between Christians and Jews.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2007-05-12 10:17pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:I'm surprised no one at the school demanded the display be taken down for inciting religious hatred between Christians and Jews.

Did you see the end of it?

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-05-13 03:54am

Obviously as Denzines of SD.net we must look at the film to eek out the Blast yieds of the weapons and determin Power outputs of the two factions,

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2007-05-13 04:34am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Let me be the first to say JEEEEEEWS IN SPAAAAACE!

Secondly, those David Stars were clearly slapping the yule out of those Christmas Cruisers, which don't seem to have the balls to light up their foes. Meanwhile, those Chatchki Fighters are going to swarm over the Sleighs. They may be small, but there is eight days worth of them. That's hard to beat.

You do realize the massive size difference between these two empires? Over time, the Christmas have almost entirely assimilated the Thanksgiving, and have even been making inroads into Halloween space. The Hanukkah, on the other hand, has made minimal effort towards expansion in the past several thousand years. The only reason they've still survived this long is due to support from the neighboring systems of Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashana.

You don't actually think it was Hanukkah shipyards that built those David Stars, do you?

EDIT: Oh, and while the official specs of the David Stars call for eight days worth of Chatchki fighters, most of the Hanukkah-controlled ones don't carry more than four or five days.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2007-05-13 04:38am

Well, the David Star platforms are clearly not the pinnacle of speed and maneuverability, nor of close-range firepower, if a lone ship was able to complete a successful ramming attempt with no interference or attempt at evasion... Okay, okay, I'll stop.

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-05-13 05:25pm

I'd imagine the Christmas-tree cruisers and the sled fighters would cost a bit more than the Dreidel-fighters and David Stars.

My rationale?

Only the Goyim pay retail....

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-05-13 06:51pm

DrMckay wrote:I'd imagine the Christmas-tree cruisers and the sled fighters would cost a bit more than the Dreidel-fighters and David Stars.

I am not to sure of that, mostly as Christmas as a whole tends to be rather, "Cheap"

Looking at it, one would imagine The Christmas Empier would have a much larger fleet of warships to field, due mostly to its expanded resource base from assimilating Halloween and Thanksgiving.

You would think that Hanukkah would focus more on fewer, yet more powerful ships.

You can see that the David Stars DO Have a powerful Anti-ship beam weapon. If a fleet of these warships had the time and range they could defeat a group of Christmas Warships.

Obviously the Christmas TreeShips counter with far more direct speed, racing to close the gap so the David Stars cannot utilize their primary weapon.

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-05-13 10:34pm

That was my feeble attempt at Jewish humor

Goyim=Gentiles.

Jews are expected to shop for the best deal, etc. hence cheaper ships...

and don't forget the flagship of the Hanukkan Fleet the Judah Macabee.....

Redleader34 · Post by **Redleader34** » 2007-05-14 01:48pm

The Christmas ships apear to have powerful probale anti-matter torpdeos, since they blew up the Alkesh.. I mean David Stars in one blast. The battle seemed to show that fighters are mainly harrisig craft

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2007-05-14 03:34pm

DrMckay wrote:That was my feeble attempt at Jewish humor

Goyim=Gentiles.

Jews are expected to shop for the best deal, etc. hence cheaper ships...

and don't forget the flagship of the Hanukkan Fleet the Judah Macabee.....

Jews killed our Christ-Star!

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-05-14 06:40pm

You're dammn right...

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2007-05-14 08:34pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Looking at it, one would imagine The Christmas Empier would have a much larger fleet of warships to field, due mostly to its expanded resource base from assimilating Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Halloween has not been assimilated. They are merely encroaching on our territory. That will soon change, now that the ultimate weapon has been completed.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-05-15 07:05am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Looking at it, one would imagine The Christmas Empier would have a much larger fleet of warships to field, due mostly to its expanded resource base from assimilating Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Halloween has not been assimilated. They are merely encroaching on our territory. That will soon change, now that the ultimate weapon has been completed.

Yesssss!!

This will be like Nightmare Before Christmas, but the epic futuristic space battle version.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2007-05-24 11:42am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Looking at it, one would imagine The Christmas Empier would have a much larger fleet of warships to field, due mostly to its expanded resource base from assimilating Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Halloween has not been assimilated. They are merely encroaching on our territory. That will soon change, now that the ultimate weapon has been completed.

I could be wrong, But I think that picture says something bad about O'Shovah's mother...

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-05-24 11:48am

The ending made me laugh.
And does anyone else think those Davidstar ships would make awesome ships for a Jewish Goa'uld in Stargate?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-05-24 12:49pm

That was great, and the Jew-ships reminded me of B5 first ones, but the ending really pissed me off. I don't need morality in my fun videos.

Anyone ever see 'Frosty vs Santa for ultimate domination of Christmas'? It was a TV special a while ago.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2007-05-24 07:36pm

I like Odin all father/yulefather vs. Santa....

come on can't we see slipnir and the valkyries on their wolvies chasing after the sled on the reindeer....