The New Avril Song?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-05-11 12:29pm

Is it just me, or does her new song suck ass? She made her hair blonde, and that sucks as well. And, I dunno, it seems like she sold out.

EDIT:

I can't seem to get it out of my head. Oh god the horror. Do they intentionally design these crappy songs to imprint themselves like brain leeches?

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2007-05-11 12:34pm

Why in the seven hells of musical hell were you even listening to it?

Go listen to some Amy Winehouse or something.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2007-05-11 01:52pm

The wonderful thing about having lots of CDs is that I haven't heard an Avril song in many months now.

BTW, I don't think it's possible for Avril to "sell out" as she was a completely manufactured music personality to begin with.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2007-05-12 11:58am

It could be worse. My 11yo niece just became an AL groupie. I thought I had taught the young one better. Still I did sit her down and go through the lyrics of the abomination Girlfriends poiting out to her it was actually kinda wrong to steal another chicks boyfriend just because she didn't like her. Then I switched her Avril CD for Metallica's S&M.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-12 12:12pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Then I switched her Avril CD for Metallica's S&M.

I fail to note any improvement.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2007-05-12 01:00pm

It could have been worse, Avril's version of Metallica's Fuel.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2007-05-12 06:30pm

Tsyroc wrote:It could have been worse, Avril's version of Metallica's Fuel.

I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.

J · Post by J » 2007-05-12 06:46pm

Durandal wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:It could have been worse, Avril's version of Metallica's Fuel.
I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.

Pop music is a lot like US politics in recent years; the things you hear about both are so ludicrous that you assume it's either satire or outright impossible, and then you find out to your horror that it's all true.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2007-05-12 06:48pm

Durandal wrote:
I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.

I did too. It was shit, utter and complete shit.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-12 08:02pm

I don't know why you're all so suprised. The original was an appalingly awful song to begin with.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2007-05-12 10:06pm

Cpl Kendall wrote:
Durandal wrote:
I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.
I did too. It was shit, utter and complete shit.

I made the same mistake. For both the metalica and the Avril version. They both suck.

phred · Post by **phred** » 2007-05-13 12:51am

TithonusSyndrome wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Then I switched her Avril CD for Metallica's S&M.
I fail to note any improvement.

what do you have against Metallica? Granted most of their newer stuff sucks, but S&M was pretty kewl

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2007-05-13 12:57am

TithonusSyndrome wrote:I don't know why you're all so suprised. The original was an appalingly awful song to begin with.

No, it's a fucking great driving song.

Cpl Kendall wrote:I did too. It was shit, utter and complete shit.

No kidding. She needs to smoke about 10 years' worth of cigarettes and eat a bushel of granny smith apples before she can even think about trying to cover Metallica.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-13 12:57am

Distantly metal-ish music that's essentially 90's arena rock is a complete shit on their legacy of once punishing and anthemic music. This band is dead to me from 1989 onwards.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-13 12:59am

Durandal wrote:
TithonusSyndrome wrote:I don't know why you're all so suprised. The original was an appalingly awful song to begin with.
No, it's a fucking great driving song.

I guess you've never heard any of their genuinely fierce songs like Whiplash, Fight Fire With Fire, or Battery.

Post by **haas mark** » 2007-05-13 04:27am

Why in bloody blue hell is there a thread about Avril Fucking Lavigne on this board? I want to stab her in the face for "Complicated." Punk, my ass. Stupid pop "princess." This is why I listen to synth- and futurepop.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-05-13 04:51am

haas mark wrote: Why in bloody blue hell is there a thread about Avril Fucking Lavigne on this board? I want to stab her in the face for "Complicated." Punk, my ass. Stupid pop "princess." This is why I listen to synth- and futurepop.

SHE'S responsible for that fucking piece of shit!?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2007-05-13 04:54am

TithonusSyndrome wrote:I guess you've never heard any of their genuinely fierce songs like Whiplash, Fight Fire With Fire, or Battery.

Yeah, I have. All great songs. But "Fuel" is right up there with them.

Post by **haas mark** » 2007-05-13 05:10am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
haas mark wrote: Why in bloody blue hell is there a thread about Avril Fucking Lavigne on this board? I want to stab her in the face for "Complicated." Punk, my ass. Stupid pop "princess." This is why I listen to synth- and futurepop.
SHE'S responsible for that fucking piece of shit!?

Yes, when I was working at the movie theatre when it came out, I got to hear it for three fucking months straight.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2007-05-13 07:27am

I think it's absolutely hilarious that someone is wondering whether Avril has sold out now rather than her earlier attempts, which were obviously shitty mainstream sell out material anyway. You might as well ask why Linkin Park or Papa Roach seem to have sold out.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2007-05-13 11:19am

Durandal wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:It could have been worse, Avril's version of Metallica's Fuel.
I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.

What made it even worse was Hetfield apparently enjoyed her performance of the song.

Hopefully he was jazed about her version of the song because there was some stipulation where he either got an extreme shitload of money, or got to bang the shit out Avril backstage, for agreeing to let her do the song in public.

I just hope there was something involved that he thought was worth it.

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-05-13 12:44pm

So who's Avril?

The Canadian teen who thinks she's cool by default and likes to say stupid shit on screen? Big deal, new song? She sucked all day long from the very start.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-13 01:34pm

Durandal wrote:
TithonusSyndrome wrote:I guess you've never heard any of their genuinely fierce songs like Whiplash, Fight Fire With Fire, or Battery.
Yeah, I have. All great songs. But "Fuel" is right up there with them.

"Fuel" is a twangy country song being played by an arrogant alt-rock band, and the difference between it and the other songs I mentioned is like the difference between a merry-go-round and a world-class rollercoaster. To each his own, of course, but to suggest that Fuel belongs in the same class as the punishment that the other songs dish out is like suggesting that a hang glider and an F-22 deliver the same caliber of excitement.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-13 01:46pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:It could have been worse, Avril's version of Metallica's Fuel.
I thought you were joking, but I did a YouTube search just to be sure.

My god. You're not.
What made it even worse was Hetfield apparently enjoyed her performance of the song.

Hopefully he was jazed about her version of the song because there was some stipulation where he either got an extreme shitload of money, or got to bang the shit out Avril backstage, for agreeing to let her do the song in public. I just hope there was something involved that he thought was worth it.

The only thing Hetfield got out of it was the reassurance that his band is considered relevant to an audience like Avril's, and that's all that matters to that crook.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2007-05-13 03:54pm

*sigh*

If your kid is so adamant about listening to this kind of crap, force-feed her some Freezepop. Nice, addicting synthpop music, except it is subtly and deliberately mocking the entire pop genre.

And if she's into those hideous pop-punk-whatever boy-ish bands, have her listen to Flickerstick. With song titles like 'Chloroform the one that you Love', how can you go wrong?