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[Caption This] Monkey Monkeys Monkeys!

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"The final rite of passage for every potential Yogi is the dreaded 'Monkey Moped Mania Dash'."
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

why is that guy taunting all those bush mini-mes
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"Why did the moneky learn how to cross the road?
He didn't, but he did see a banana/ To Kill all humans/ he never did"

"Come brothers, attack the human and take his vehicle!"
"Here's your condom back"

Shouldn't this be in testing? (Out of curiosity, not back seat-modding)
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"This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Alfred Hitchcock's less successful animal based horror film.
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"Half now, and the other half upon delivery of the diamonds you damn dirty apes!"

"A trainer at the local Primate Sanctuary reprises the role of L Ron Hubbard during a Scientology re-enactment."

"In nature, only the Moped truly separates Man from Ape."

"Studies have shown the replacing the Weeping Indian Chief with untrained monkey death squads has had little effect on highway littering."

This is obviously a pictoral metaphor that requires no caption. The man on the moped is clearly Stravo while the monkeys are SDNet denizens, myself included, waiting for the next scrap of fanfic that he is willing to produce so that we all might have but a few paragraphs of entertainment.
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Jawarhalal finally understood how to apply his force-sensitivity to everyday life. Levitating his sandwich as he rode kept both the flies off of it and the monkeys at bay.
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"Alright monkeys, we're all fascist!" Cookie for the reference
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An empty banana peel?? Time to get GTA on this fucker!
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