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Jeff Dunham is funny as hell. Walter, Peanut, and Jose Jalapeno ... on a stick. All comedy gold.
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I have watched that over and over again and I still crack up every time I see it.

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The Spartan wrote:I have watched that over and over again and I still crack up every time I see it.

"Silence! I kill you."
No matter how many times he said that, it was still funny. :lol: First time I watched it, my face muscles were aching from me laughing so much.
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I nearly passed out when Jeff was trying to "fix" his feet. I laughed that hard.

Hell, the whole show. I think I first saw his act when I was a kid, now that I think about it. I still laugh at it.
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I've seen both DVDs. They're awesome. You should see his little introduction stand up act about the Prius. IIRC he calls back on that in the A...H...phlegm... section as well, right? Oh, and his dog. :lol:
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"Walter, how do you tell your wife that you're gay?"
"Buy a Prius."

"Walter, what's the secret to a happy marriage?"
"Do I look like the holder of that knowledge?"
"...no."
"No." sigh. "Tupperware. It's lighter and it hurts less when she throws it at you."

"Have you been to the White House? It's where the most powerful man in the free world lives."
"...Oprah?"

"Dear Walter, I gag when I brush the back of my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex. What's wrong?"
"I'd say that your toothbrush is bigger."
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RE: Thread title. It's actually Achmed

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Cee

Aytch

PHLEGM

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SILENCE!


I KEEL YOU!
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"If this is paradise then i've been screwed!"

"Well did they say it would be only female virgins?"

"HOLY CRAP!"

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They believe that if they martyr themselves, they'll be greeted in paradise by 72 virgins!

Walter: Well, SURPRISE, DUMBASS!!! If there are 72 virgins, it'll be 72 guys just like you!


Or....


I wonder if they ever pull that one on 'em?

What's that?

LULULULULULULU AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *click*

What the he-

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That was effing awesome. :D
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Eh, I found this act along with the Nerd one pointless filler. '72 virgin' jokes are getting old.

Walter and Peanut are awesome!
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Chardok wrote:They believe that if they martyr themselves, they'll be greeted in paradise by 72 virgins!

Walter: Well, SURPRISE, DUMBASS!!! If there are 72 virgins, it'll be 72 guys just like you!
What was better was Walter saying that he'd rather have 72 women who know what the fuck they're doing instead. :D

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