The Scalian Anthem

[Alyrium Denryle]

I was bored


(Sung to the tune of the Soviet National anthem circa 1944)

Antonin Scalia hates goodness and freedom. This loathsome curmudgeon will ever endure!

If you hate your country, think fond of Scalia, rejecting all ethics and the rule of law!

Foul is his jurispru-dence!
Penned by Scalia's mighty hand!
And long live Scalia upon his great bench!
Strong in a hatred born in fire!
Long may his wickedness inspire!
Echoed by Thomas for all men to see!

Through Days Dark and Stormy Where Great Reagan Led Us Our eyes sought the bright sun of freedom of all!

Scalia our Justice with hate for the people forced us to cringe in a land that we love!

Foul is his jurispru-dence!
Penned by Scalia's mighty hand!
And long live Scalia upon his great bench!
Strong in a hatred born in fire!
Long may his wickedness inspire!
Echoed by Thomas for all men to see!

We fought for the future and voted for clinton then hoped that scalia would die of old age!

But that man will live on in spite of our wishes, and all generations will cringe at his name!


Foul is his jurispru-dence!
Penned by Scalia's mighy hand!
And long live Scalia upon his great bench!
Strong in a hatred born in fire!
Long may his wickedness inspire!
Echoed by Thomas for all men to see!

We fought for the future and voted for clinton then hoped that scalia would die of old age!

But that man will live on in spite of our wishes, and all generations will cringe at his name!

Foul is his jurispru-dence!
Penned by Scalia's mighty hand!
And long live Scalia upon his great bench!
Strong in a hatred born in fire!
Long may his wickedness inspire!
Echoed by Thomas for all men to see!