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My gun is bigger!

Posted: 2003-02-10 04:35am
by Faram
the pic says it all.

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Re: My gun is bigger!

Posted: 2003-02-10 04:58am
by Rob Wilson
ROTFLMAO
Forget a sports car - that's the vehicle of choice for the underendowed male. :shock:

Posted: 2003-02-10 07:59pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
LOL :lol:

Cripes that cracked me up...

Posted: 2003-02-10 08:00pm
by Shinova
That's some massive "compensation" :D


Funny pic.

Posted: 2003-02-10 08:08pm
by Alex Moon
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Posted: 2003-02-10 08:26pm
by Warspite
Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?

Posted: 2003-02-10 08:31pm
by jaeger115
Someone has taken too much Viagra...... :shock:

Posted: 2003-02-10 08:36pm
by Seggybop
http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/iraq/othe ... pergun.jpg
You have no chance to survive make your time.
even if you try to escape to orbit, your life is over...

Posted: 2003-02-10 11:30pm
by Alyrium Denryle
I have you all beat...Image

The Neo-Tokyo Global Defense Forum, as part of their Rebuild Tokyo Again Clearance Sale, is looking for buyers for its remaining functional SOL ("Solar Orbital Laser) Platform.

The satellite fires a 50 terawatt coherent beam at Earth-based targets, with area-of-effect control so precise, you can eradicate a city block or slice someone's arm off. The laser is controlled by a unique "aim and shoot" hand-held control unit -- just fire and forget. The SOL is guaranteed to vaporize any target,* and since the system is physically located in Earth orbit, the unit is safe from almost any attacker.**

In order to cover our rebuilding costs, we are letting this system go at a remarkable low price.

Price: ¥30,000,000,000
*God-like super-evolved teenage research subjects with inferiority complexes may only be partially vaporized
**Except those who can fly into space, possess orbital launch capabilities, or can shoot/melt things with their minds from a distance of several hundred kilometres.

Posted: 2003-02-11 12:22am
by XaLEv
Mmmm, SOL cannon...

That reminds me... when those Akira-cultists were going around writing on the roads, they wrote akira in katakana beside 2(?) kanji. Anyone know what those mean? I think one of them was 大.

Posted: 2003-02-11 01:31pm
by j1j2j3
大刀 ?

It means Big Knife(or sword)

Posted: 2003-02-11 01:44pm
by phongn
~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.

Posted: 2003-02-11 04:09pm
by XaLEv
j1j2j3 wrote:大刀 ?

It means Big Knife(or sword)
Iie. I'm pretty sure the second kanji was more complex than that.

Posted: 2003-02-11 05:58pm
by Sea Skimmer
phongn wrote:~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.
My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

Nothing beats a SLAM laden with Neutron bombs for shear redundancy of damage though.

Posted: 2003-02-11 06:29pm
by Alyrium Denryle
read the fine print folks

Posted: 2003-02-11 06:45pm
by Dahak
Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...

Posted: 2003-02-12 04:26am
by Pcm979
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*snip*
That's from villain supplies, isn't it?

Posted: 2003-02-12 08:36am
by Alyrium Denryle
that it is

Posted: 2003-02-12 10:32am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Dahak wrote:
Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?

Posted: 2003-02-12 01:25pm
by Peregrin Toker
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dahak wrote:
Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?
Why would a tank need a silencer??

Posted: 2003-02-12 01:31pm
by Dahak
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dahak wrote: If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?
Why would a tank need a silencer??
According to the pic title, it is a armoured mobile howitzer.

Posted: 2003-02-12 03:34pm
by Atlan
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Why would a tank need a silencer??
I saw that picture on Tanknet a month ago. It is a silencer for 155 mm howitsers, and it is needed because the testing range is quite close to a populated area.

Re: My gun is bigger!

Posted: 2003-02-13 04:00am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
Faram wrote:the pic says it all.

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:shock: :shock: :shock: What... the... fuck... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: 2003-02-13 04:11am
by Grand Admiral Ancaris
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have you all beat...
And I think this beats yours...

http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/images/comics/crater.jpg

Re: My gun is bigger!

Posted: 2003-02-13 05:01pm
by Crix Dorius
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German Firepower :wink: