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Voting McCain/Palin '08 so the little viking kid doesn't go berserker on me.



Well, at least Bristol has decent tastes. But man does he look the the stereotype of the guy who 10 years from now will be fat, poor, and looking back on high school as his glory days. I mean, he will, because he is too dumb to figure out to wrap his cock, but still, he doesn't have to look so cliche.



McCain/Palin '08: LOTS OF DOGS



Do I even need to crack a joke on this one?

LMAO...the last one is too good for words. Fucking A, the sheer media fodder this is alone.

The first one though looks like she went to a Renfaire for a photo op, because Alaska has just that much going for it.

The first one is also an excellent potential demotivator poster.

"ALASKA: DOES YOUR GOVERNOR HAVE A VIKING RETINUE?"

Edit as I apparently mixed up Alaska with bloody Hawaii.

Ghost Rider wrote:LMAO...the last one is too good for words. Fucking A, the sheer media fodder this is alone.

The first one though looks like she went to a Renfaire for a photo op, because Alaska has just that much going for it.

She really looks like a slutty sorority girl. I think its the "fuck me" eyes she has. That, and the 80's style "apply makeup with a mop" thing everyone was guilty of back then. I can almost here her saying "You're in a frat? Want to go check out the back room?"

Media fodder? I was thinking of other uses for a couple of those...

Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

Mayabird wrote:Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

You base this rather deep psychological assessment on... ?

Mayabird wrote:Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

And you know what's really fucked up? Our taxes are paying the Secret Service to look after that little douchebag.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:

Mayabird wrote:Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

You base this rather deep psychological assessment on... ?

Look at him. Sports jersey, hair that's been worked to look curly and natural in a way that can only be accomplished with a lot of expensive work and products, facial hair that's maintained at just the right level of "manly stubble," all indications of a pretty boy douchebag. I've never met a single guy that had the appearance indicators of him that wasn't a worthless shithead who needed a steel-toed boot to the 'nads. They're jocks and fratasses in college, all into using women for their own pleasure and dumping them when they get bored or find some other new woman to break. Never accomplish anything with their lives, either.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:

Mayabird wrote:Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

You base this rather deep psychological assessment on... ?

She lives in the real world. You should try visiting it sometime.

Mayabird wrote:Look at him. Sports jersey, hair that's been worked to look curly and natural in a way that can only be accomplished with a lot of expensive work and products, facial hair that's maintained at just the right level of "manly stubble," all indications of a pretty boy douchebag. I've never met a single guy that had the appearance indicators of him that wasn't a worthless shithead who needed a steel-toed boot to the 'nads. They're jocks and fratasses in college, all into using women for their own pleasure and dumping them when they get bored or find some other new woman to break. Never accomplish anything with their lives, either.

I'm just waiting for this genius to bail on Palin's daughter. I still don't believe he wants to get married to her at all, despite what the Palin camp says about how he and the Palins' daughter had planned to get married before the pregnancy was even known.

Look at it this way, he's probably giving a lot of thought (as much as can be expected...) to the reality that he is going to get married, and married much sooner than later. He's maybe thinking, "Fuck this shit, I don't wanna marry her. How inna fuck can I get outta this shit?"

I won't be surprised at all if his parents don't lawyer him up and find away to make it all go away. It's enough that he's going to be responsible for some sort of child support, presumably.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:

Mayabird wrote:Looking at the picture of the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin...well, I have my doubts that he actually cares about her in any sort of romantic fashion. She was probably quite attracted to him and had illusions/delusions of their compatibility and future prospects, but I'll bet this was the running commentary in his head when they had sex:

"YEAH! I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE MAN! I AM FUCKING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! I AM FUCKING BONING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! HELL YES I AM AWESOME! [snip twenty more minutes of the same]"

Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

You base this rather deep psychological assessment on... ?

I'm having a hard time believing the "twenty more minutes of the same" part, myself.

Mayabird wrote:
Look at him. Sports jersey, hair that's been worked to look curly and natural in a way that can only be accomplished with a lot of expensive work and products, facial hair that's maintained at just the right level of "manly stubble," all indications of a pretty boy douchebag. I've never met a single guy that had the appearance indicators of him that wasn't a worthless shithead who needed a steel-toed boot to the 'nads. They're jocks and fratasses in college, all into using women for their own pleasure and dumping them when they get bored or find some other new woman to break. Never accomplish anything with their lives, either.

I'd say he looks like... half a dozen guys I know, two of whom are assholes, one of whom is a stoner, two are a couple of those goddamn Sports Captain/ Mathlete/ Nice Guy So You Can't Hate Him for Being So Goddamn Popular -types, and one of whom is a stoner asshole.

His facial hair looks like common high school half-neckbeard, his jersey indicates that he plays sports, which really doesn't mean much, and otherwise... Seriously. I could say that he looks like a quiet dude who spends half the goddamn year out of school skiing in the middle of fucking nowhere then coming back and working his ass off to stay in the high honours program because both of his brothers managed to do the same damn thing and be school president and while he was boning the girl he was taking pride in his name having taken precedence over another guy who'd had the same name in elementary.

How do I know this? The stubble, the sports jersey, the hair - all make this guy look like that guy I know that I just described.

Oh wait! That's retarded, since most high-schoolers look retarded, and most high-school athletes look the goddamn same. I don't think you can decide how much he cares about his fiancee judging from one school photograph (which most people try to look stupid for, anyway).

But this is a total tangent anyway.

Ghost Rider wrote:LMAO...the last one is too good for words. Fucking A, the sheer media fodder this is alone.

The first one though looks like she went to a Renfaire for a photo op, because Alaska has just that much going for it.

Its actually from a viking festival in one of the small Southeast towns. Sitka or Ketchikan, I think. Way more awesome than any renfair.

Phantasee wrote:

Mayabird wrote:Probably got off on thinking that he was having sex with the governor's daughter. I hate those guys. I feel sorry for the kid who's going to be born.

I'm having a hard time believing the "twenty more minutes of the same" part, myself.

If he lasted more than 40 seconds, I'd be amazed.

40 seconds of "ooh, yeah!" and then the next thing he knows he's being dragged before millions of people on national TV. Heh.