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Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 02:53pm
by Darth Wong
Hey folks, we just got back from a mini-vacation in Collingwod Ontario, which is a few hours north of Toronto.

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The suspension bridge at the Scenic Caves park at Blue Mountain, five minutes from Collingwood Ontario. We normally tend to go a bit further afield for our vacations, but it's certainly much cheaper to stay near home. Collingwood is only a couple of hours drive from Toronto.

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Rebecca and the boys at the end of the bridge, where the main cables tie into the anchor blocks.

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The bridge.

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Rebecca and the boys feeding the fish. They had a fish pond near the bridge with some pretty big fish in it, including rainbow trout. It was kind of neat watching them thrash about trying to get the food.

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Of course, that much activity will often bring company, and this bird decided to drop in on the feeding.

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David in the Scenic Caves area, moving too fast for my camera exposure in the dim light. The whole area is full of crevasses because the rock is falling away from the walls but it's falling really slowly.

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Matthew and David at one of the lookout points up higher on the rock wall. You can see the whole bay from that vantage point, although it was a bit hazy on this day.

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Rebecca relaxing on the picnic table.

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Yes, that's right: Blue Mountain has a giant rock penis.

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More rocky moss-covered crevasses.

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Funny how these dimly lit caves and staircases look so much brighter in pictures, but of course, that would be due to the long photo exposure.

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Rebecca and David squeezing through an opening in the rock. This is not the tightest opening; there's actually an opening called "Fat Man's Misery" which is only about 14" wide at the narrowest point, but I don't have a picture because I had to take off my camera bag and hand it through the gap or I wouldn't have been able to fit through myself.

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My boy Matthew. He's really growing up, isn't he?

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The look from down inside the caves up toward the sky.

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Rebecca looking at one of the tight openings to the area. The natives used to use this location as a defensible chokepoint, since attackers would have to crouch down and move through the gap in single-file.

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Rebecca turning to look at the Indian Chief.

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The Indian Chief himself! Notice how this natural rock formation seems to form a facial profile, with a brow, a nose, and even a mouth.

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Rebecca taking a nap at the end of the day. Caving can be hard work.

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Day Two of our vacation in Collingwood! We went to Wasaga Beach on this day.

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Rebecca settling in. She's a beach towel girl, not a swimmer girl. I went into the water with the boys, while she relaxed on the beach.

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She likes to settle in with a book. In this case, the book is "Sex and War", which she highly recommended. I'll have to check it out sometime.

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The boys and I, marching into the water. This is a freshwater beach on Georgian Bay, off Lake Huron. Actually, one thing that bothered me about the area was the constant use of "Huronia" and "Huron" on all the tourist literature and landmarks of the area, yet I never saw a single native person anywhere. All of these white people, talking about the proud Huron heritage of the region even though you could drive around the region for hours and never see a single native face. So what happened to the Huron, you ask? Take a wild guess.

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Matthew running out of the water.

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David running back in.

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The boys and I having a mud fight in the water. David decided that the wet sand from the bottom of the beach would make excellent projectiles, and so he started flinging the stuff. You can imagine how things progressed from there.

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An inukshuk! This is apparently a traditional native structure which is supposed to resemble a person, and you can look up its cultural significance if you like. This particular specimen was located at a park between Collingwood and Wasaga Beach.

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Rebecca and the boys watching the evening Sun.

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Me and David on and around the Inukshuk.

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Rebecca and the boys posing in front of a monument to the native god Kitchikewana. This monument is located in Penetanguishene. Well, we might have pushed the natives themselves onto reserves, but at least we kept their names for places.

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David looking out at the Marina. We took a boat cruise around South Georgian Bay on this day, to see the "Thirty Thousand Islands" region. Interestingly enough, the name is not hyperbole. In fact, there are more than thirty thousand islands up there, although a lot of them are tiny.

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There's always a light house somewhere. And where there's a light house, people will always take out their cameras and shoot.

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Giant's Tomb! This is supposedly the resting place of the colossal native deity known as Kitchikewana. According to native legend, he was spurned by a woman, and in his anger and frustration, he tore pieces out of the land with his mighty hand and hurled the crumbled bits into the lake, where they became the thirty thousand islands. Afterwards, he collapsed and died of a broken heart, and Giant's Tomb Island is his final resting place.

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Rebecca checking out the islands, while I checked out Rebecca.

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Rebecca and the boys on the boat.

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This guy is a bit of a local icon: a wooden painted British redshirt who stands on guard for Canada, to watch for American tourists :)

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Wouldn't it be cool to own an island? Many of the thirty thousand islands are occupied by a single family dwelling, used as a summer cottage and reachable only by boat.

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They say that life finds a way. These harsh rocky islands of the Canadian Shield geologic formation should be barren, but somehow trees and bushes sprout and grow anyway.

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Another island cottage. Notice how the trees are all permanently windswept by the stiff northwest wind coming from the larger part of Lake Huron.

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The boat is turning toward the sun now. I always liked the way the sunlight shines off the water at this time of day.

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This is a somewhat iconic Canadian cultural image: the rocky island with the windblown pines. The "Group of Seven" artists made paintings of very similar scenes, which every Canadian schoolchild is required to see in art class until he gets sick of them.

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Rebecca and me! She's definitely aged better than me.

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Rebecca taking a capnap on the way back to the mainland.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 02:59pm
by Serafina
Nice pictures.

And a very nice beach - what was the water temperature?

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 03:08pm
by Frank Hipper
Aaah, now I have visuals of the area that I blame for the horrifically, brutally cold summer we've been suffering thru!

:D

Looks like a blast, Rebecca is lovely and I really dig the suspension bridge in miniature.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 03:15pm
by Darth Wong
How time flies, eh? This is what Matthew and David looked like when this board was first created:
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And from the above picture set, this is Matthew today:
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Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 03:18pm
by Darth Wong
Serafina wrote:Nice pictures.

And a very nice beach - what was the water temperature?
I didn't bother finding out the temperature. It felt warm enough though. The thing about Wasaga Beach is that there's a long extended sandbar; it reaches out as much as a kilometre in some places, and it varies from knee to waist-deep water through much of that distance, so you can walk hundreds of feet from shore and still be standing in knee-deep water. The sun warms the shallow water to well beyond what you would expect from the average temperature of the rest of the lake.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 03:28pm
by Kuja
Darth Wong wrote:How time flies, eh?
I was just thinking that. Man, it's crazy to look back and realize this board's been running for over seven years now.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 04:15pm
by aerius
I really need to do the tourist hike around Blue Mountain again, the last time I saw those caves was close to 20 years ago when I was about David's size. I remember a place called the "natural fridge" or something like that, it was boiling hot in the sun but the "fridge" area was 10°C or so and I froze my ass off in there.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 04:16pm
by Darth Wong
Yeah, the natural fridge is still there. It's the very first attraction once you get into the cave area.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 04:37pm
by The Grim Squeaker
Nice pics (quite the hidden talent ;)).
Also, I remember that stone Penis and some of the green caves from some trip or another to Canada. It would have been around the time when I was closer to your kids age, how was it? Looks like fun.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-24 09:34pm
by FSTargetDrone
Nice pictures. Looks like a good time was had by all.

It's kind of too bad that the Chief Profile has that giant arrow pointing it out. They should at least make people look for it. :)

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-25 12:03pm
by Ma Deuce
Wouldn't it be cool to own an island? Many of the thirty thousand islands are occupied by a single family dwelling, used as a summer cottage and reachable only by boat.
Reminds me of the houses on some of the Thousand Islands in the St. Lawrence river, one of which is a castle-like mansion that has it's own power generating station (I'm pretty sure it's is no longer used as a residence, though it is open for tours). Many of the smaller islands also have but one tree living on them as well, often the island being smaller than the shadow of the tree's branches.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-26 07:23am
by Shroom Man 777
Your kids have grown into fine young men. Man, look at Matthew! What have you been feeding him?! (At least David is still kid-sized... but not for long!) :D

Rebecca looks great, and yeah, you took some great pose pictures. You love taking em, dontcha? :D

She's got a nice hat, and your "Asian Bruce Willis" look is definitely staying, isn't it? :P

That place must've been really windy. And club sandwich stones!

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-26 01:58pm
by Darth Wong
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Your kids have grown into fine young men. Man, look at Matthew! What have you been feeding him?! (At least David is still kid-sized... but not for long!) :D
They'll both be taller than me. Matthew might be taller than me by year's end.
Rebecca looks great, and yeah, you took some great pose pictures. You love taking em, dontcha? :D

She's got a nice hat, and your "Asian Bruce Willis" look is definitely staying, isn't it? :P
I consider myself fortunate that after being with her for 20 years (married for 17), I can still ogle my own wife. And yes, the Asian Bruce Willis look is here to stay.
That place must've been really windy. And club sandwich stones!
The wind is near-constant, which is why the trees are permanently deformed. It's also why they tend to build docks and place beaches in wind-sheltered areas (there's one big island with no cottages at all on the west shore, and a line of cottages up its east shore), and also why they get so much snow. The cold northwest wind slams into warmer air coming up from the south, and you get oodles of snowfall.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-26 03:15pm
by tim31
You know, if it wasn't for the boys serving as both context and evidence in every family photo thread, I'd say you photoshopped your wife in and continued to use the original textures because the woman never seems to age.

Canadian summers look kind of like Tassie summers.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-26 08:07pm
by Darth Wong
tim31 wrote:You know, if it wasn't for the boys serving as both context and evidence in every family photo thread, I'd say you photoshopped your wife in and continued to use the original textures because the woman never seems to age.
She's not a freak of nature; she ages but it's subtle, so it doesn't show in pictures. I, on the other hand, seem to edge closer to "what the fuck is she doing with that guy" territory every year.
Canadian summers look kind of like Tassie summers.
This has actually been a pretty bad summer for Ontario, with rain pretty much every weekend. Although I can't complain too much, given the drought that is taking place in other parts of the world.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-26 08:51pm
by J
Darth Wong wrote:
tim31 wrote:You know, if it wasn't for the boys serving as both context and evidence in every family photo thread, I'd say you photoshopped your wife in and continued to use the original textures because the woman never seems to age.
She's not a freak of nature; she ages but it's subtle, so it doesn't show in pictures. I, on the other hand, seem to edge closer to "what the fuck is she doing with that guy" territory every year.
One day you'll be like my parents. My mum has been mistaken for my elder sister at times (see picture) while my dad, unfortunately, hasn't aged nearly as well.

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This picture's from Balm Beach which is about 20 minutes to the north of Wasaga. It's far smaller, though the water is better there especially late in a hot summer when the water at Wasaga tends to get yucky & smelly. This of course hasn't been a problem this year since I think we had maybe one day when the temperature was over 30°C.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-27 02:03am
by Enigma
Ma Deuce wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool to own an island? Many of the thirty thousand islands are occupied by a single family dwelling, used as a summer cottage and reachable only by boat.
Reminds me of the houses on some of the Thousand Islands in the St. Lawrence river, one of which is a castle-like mansion that has it's own power generating station (I'm pretty sure it's is no longer used as a residence, though it is open for tours). Many of the smaller islands also have but one tree living on them as well, often the island being smaller than the shadow of the tree's branches.
If it is what I think it is, then it's empty except for the myriads of graffiti on the walls. Then again, it has been at least 25 years since I've been there.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-27 02:47pm
by Ma Deuce
Enigma wrote:If it is what I think it is, then it's empty except for the myriads of graffiti on the walls. Then again, it has been at least 25 years since I've been there.
Boldt Castle? Did some checking, and it seems the site was acquired by the Thousand Islands Bridge Authority in the late '70s restored after decades of neglect, so if that is what you're referring to it would be a very different place than since you were last there.

I've never actually been there though; closest I got was on a passing boat during a Thousand Islands cruise about 10 years ago.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-08-31 06:35pm
by Broomstick
Nice pics - my Other Half was expressing his appreciation for your wife a.k.a. ogling her.

She really is aging well. Clearly, she takes care of herself. And your boys are growing into fine young men.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-02 12:01am
by Darth Wong
Broomstick wrote:Nice pics - my Other Half was expressing his appreciation for your wife a.k.a. ogling her.

She really is aging well. Clearly, she takes care of herself. And your boys are growing into fine young men.
Thanks! Mind you, considering the fact that she watches her diet so carefully and works out regularly with weights, it would certainly be quite disappointing if her efforts did not produce the desired results.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-02 10:00am
by Lagmonster
Rebecca HAS aged well. She's obviously one of those lucky mutant-type people whose skin and figure will continue to be youthful and taut well after the earth has been absorbed into the sun.

That said, I believe that guys do show their age much sooner and with less attempts to suppress it with diet and makeup, than women do. Or at least that's the sorry excuse I'm planning to stick to for an explanation as to why you, I, J's father, and my father, all seem to have aged two years for every one our wives have. :lol:

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-02 02:39pm
by Gil Hamilton
Why don't I think it's a coincidence that many of the pictures you've taken of Rebecca have composition that seem to emphasize her lower back region?

Those are some great pictures. Matthew is getting really tall!

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-02 06:39pm
by Broomstick
Lagmonster wrote:Rebecca HAS aged well. She's obviously one of those lucky mutant-type people whose skin and figure will continue to be youthful and taut well after the earth has been absorbed into the sun.

That said, I believe that guys do show their age much sooner and with less attempts to suppress it with diet and makeup, than women do. Or at least that's the sorry excuse I'm planning to stick to for an explanation as to why you, I, J's father, and my father, all seem to have aged two years for every one our wives have. :lol:
Another factor is that Rebecca has a man who genuinely cares for her. I've seen all to many women who are abused and they look twenty years old than they actually are.

Likewise, overwork - I see this in poor men in my area who often work long hours for low pay, but I've also seen it in corporate America among office workers - will rapidly age anyone, male or female.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-02 08:50pm
by Chardok
Michael has this look about him- like he is ready to just kick the holy howling hell out of whatever he's looking at. Don't know why - but whatever it is he is looking at, he's just daring it to try some shit.

Re: Vacation pics of cottage country, Ontario (56k avoid)

Posted: 2009-09-03 06:48am
by Lagmonster
Chardok wrote:Michael has this look about him- like he is ready to just kick the holy howling hell out of whatever he's looking at. Don't know why - but whatever it is he is looking at, he's just daring it to try some shit.
Did you mean Matthew or Mike? If it's Mike, I don't buy it - the guy may have a reputation as a grit-chewing hardass, but gosh darn it if I just can't take that dimpled grin seriously. :P

If you meant Matthew, well, all teens look grumpy to me. Maybe I'm just getting old.