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With a dead tauntaun wedding cake.

All right, fess up. Which one of you is responsible for this?

don't look at me I wouldn't make that monstrosity!

That chap on the left seems a little husky for a Stormtrooper. I guess one size doesn't fit all.

The cake is weird. There's an impressive level of detail on the face of the figure, but the arms look like tentacles.

VF5SS wrote:That chap on the left seems a little husky for a Stormtrooper. I guess one size doesn't fit all.

No it does not.

Aaron Ash wrote:The cake is weird. There's an impressive level of detail on the face of the figure, but the arms look like tentacles.

Aren't those intestines? The arms just have really thick claws on the paws.

neoolong wrote:

Aaron Ash wrote:The cake is weird. There's an impressive level of detail on the face of the figure, but the arms look like tentacles.

Aren't those intestines? The arms just have really thick claws on the paws.

I believe he's talking about Luke's arms, not the tauntaun's. And I agree, they look sorta like the intestines surrounding them. Probably a limitation of the frosting, Isolder's probably the best qualified to judge.

Oh yeah, they look a little floppy.

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:I believe he's talking about Luke's arms, not the tauntaun's. And I agree, they look sorta like the intestines surrounding them. Probably a limitation of the frosting, Isolder's probably the best qualified to judge.

The cake itself is technically perfect almost a masterpiece. Other than that, it is everything that makes a cake qualify ending up on cake wrecks under the category of creepy cakes.

Edit: Oh, and BTW I'm flattered.

Looks like playdough. I wouldn't want to eat it. Besides, the proportions are all off. Luke looks like he is being birthed, not inserted. Pretty gross overall.

Havok wrote:Looks like playdough. I wouldn't want to eat it. Besides, the proportions are all off. Luke looks like he is being birthed, not inserted. Pretty gross overall.

And see thats the hting right there, the "cake" is indeed art, its amazingly done and all things considered incredablly detailed.. But yeah, it looks ot be made of "playdough" and i'm not sure hwo good it would taste./.

Crossroads Inc. wrote:

Havok wrote:Looks like playdough. I wouldn't want to eat it. Besides, the proportions are all off. Luke looks like he is being birthed, not inserted. Pretty gross overall.

And see thats the hting right there, the "cake" is indeed art, its amazingly done and all things considered incredablly detailed.. But yeah, it looks ot be made of "playdough" and i'm not sure hwo good it would taste./.

Well To add a small note, In the movie Luke was put in head first. Also the playdough looks to be made of of commercial fondant. Unless the baker made the effort to make their own, that stuff almost all will taste like sweet plastic.

What? No he wasn't. How the fuck would he breathe?

Havok wrote:What? No he wasn't. How the fuck would he breathe?

He was all the way in regardless. It doesn't make much of a difference really.