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On the left is Gaius and the right is Jules



These 3 are of Kara from a few months ago when she was a bit smaller. She mugs for the fucking camera like no ones business. She's an American Bulldog and gentle as all hell. You could probably put an egg in her mouth and she wouldn't break it.

My word, that dog is a sweetie pie!

Kara is just plain adorable, but it looks like Jules is plotting somone's murder.

Zor

Zor wrote:Kara is just plain adorable, but it looks like Jules is plotting somone's murder.

Zor

He is. He's plotting my murder. He's actually warmed up to me over the years but he used to despise me, even though I'm the one who saved his ass. The pound found him sitting on a tombstone and that was just too cool not to adopt him.

He probably killed the guy and was gloating.

That bulldog is all AWWWW LOOOOK AT THE CUTE PUPPYYYY and shit.

I'm hoping to get an English Bulldog sometime soon 'cause I am all un-American.

Even more fun is that Kara was found at a Neo Nazi Compound, LITERALLY.

Hey, Jules looks awesome. What breed is he?

Eleas wrote:Hey, Jules looks awesome. What breed is he?

I honestly have no idea, but he's the most gorgeous cat I've ever seen.

MKSheppard wrote:Even more fun is that Kara was found at a Neo Nazi Compound, LITERALLY.

This is literally true 100%. I was looking in the paper for a British bulldog and couldn't find one for less than $2k and then I saw an ad for an American Bulldog. After doing a bunch of research to make sure that wasn't just another name for a pit bull I gave them a call and they told me to come on out and take a look at the dogs. Now they are way out east by the mountains, about a 30 minute drive in the boondocks. We get there and the first thing I notice is that they have this huge Nazi flag at the top of their flagpole. It wasn't just a swastika it was the actual German flag from WW2. Then I realized we'd had to drive though this heavy metal gate about half a mile back. My mother was oblivious to all of this. Anyway, luckily for us I had just given myself a buzzcut the day before and was wearing motorcycle boots and my camo shirt so they liked me right away.

Now normally I'd never do business with that sort, but god damnit if Kara wasn't the sweetest fucking dog I'd ever met and something just felt wrong about leaving her with a bunch of fucking Nazis so I went ahead and bought her.

If you don't mind me asking, what's wrong with pit bulls? I know they have a reputation for visciousness, but its possible to make any dog into a savage beast if you train and socialize them that way. Several of my friends have had pit bulls over the years and the only problem I've ever seen with them is that you might not want them around small children, but that's just because they're energeticly playful and might hurt the kid accedentally.

PhilosopherOfSorts wrote:If you don't mind me asking, what's wrong with pit bulls? I know they have a reputation for visciousness, but its possible to make any dog into a savage beast if you train and socialize them that way. Several of my friends have had pit bulls over the years and the only problem I've ever seen with them is that you might not want them around small children, but that's just because they're energeticly playful and might hurt the kid accedentally.

Well, three reasons.

1) I can't have them due to my rental agreement.

2) I don't trust in my ability to train out the innate aggression bred into them.

3) I just don't want the liability.

Don't get me wrong, I believe that any animal, even aggressive ones like pit bulls, can be perfectly loving pets with the right training. I like pit bulls, but for the reasons listed above, I'd never own one.

Fair enough, I was just currious as to your reasoning, some people have a negative image of the breed, and blame them for things that are really the owner's fault. All pit bulls I've ever met have been friendly, but hyperactive, goof-balls, so maybe that swings my perception the other way.

PhilosopherOfSorts wrote:Fair enough, I was just currious as to your reasoning, some people have a negative image of the breed, and blame them for things that are really the owner's fault. All pit bulls I've ever met have been friendly, but hyperactive, goof-balls, so maybe that swings my perception the other way.

Well another reason I forgot to submit is that while all breeds of dogs can bite occasionally, if you get nailed by a pit or a rottie, you're going to be seriously damaged.

Flagg wrote:

PhilosopherOfSorts wrote:Fair enough, I was just currious as to your reasoning, some people have a negative image of the breed, and blame them for things that are really the owner's fault. All pit bulls I've ever met have been friendly, but hyperactive, goof-balls, so maybe that swings my perception the other way.

Well another reason I forgot to submit is that while all breeds of dogs can bite occasionally, if you get nailed by a pit or a rottie, you're going to be seriously damaged.

Well, yeah, they're large and strong, so I thought that was obvious. Being attacked by any big dog is no fun, even a little one can put you in the hospital, my mom had to get eight stiches in her leg a couple of years ago after being bitten by a scottish terrier.

At any rate, it doesn't look like you'll have any problems like that from Kara.

Watch out for those cats, though.

If you don't mind me asking, what's wrong with pit bulls? I know they have a reputation for visciousness, but its possible to make any dog into a savage beast if you train and socialize them that way. Several of my friends have had pit bulls over the years and the only problem I've ever seen with them is that you might not want them around small children, but that's just because they're energeticly playful and might hurt the kid accedentally.

They are not even all that aggressive toward people. They are aggressive toward other animals and it is easy to transfer that over. If they are not socialized with other dogs, or if they are neglected, or trained to be aggressive they are damn nasty.

If none of those conditions apply you get a sweet rambunctious idiot for a dog that may accidentally knock over small children when they play with them.

Fuck my hands are shaky today. Probably because I finally made my first luxury purchase in as many years as I've been wanting this fucker! The only one worth a damn is a good shot of my lower sinus!

Speaking of...



And here is what all the fuss is about. It is a holy relic of our future destruction. Or a $500 night light. I's a'scared of monsters.



And here is Sam. We found him as a stray in Florida and he was so emaciated, his collar so tight, and he was so sweet we got him neutered and took him in. I was on a bit of a LoTR kick and because I knew he'd go from scraggly wanderer to fat layabout, the name could be no other.

100% Pure Tungsten.

This it 100% real taken less than 30 minutes ago. There is no trickery, photoshoppery, or animal droppery, just pure old fashioned male on male pussy butt poundery! The big one is Sam, and the little one is Gaius. They have been doing this for years, but I FINALLY got it on camera. I give you... Teh Gayz Catz:




You can tell they are in love because their eyes are closed...

Ok, more pictures of my overprices "nitelight". I did these with the eyes off and the lights off to showoff how it's the "combat" model as opposed to the "just off the line" version. My shit photography skills should be apparent.

Picture one is of course, the portrait:


Pic 2 is with the skullcap off.


Pic 3 has the chip and its housing out. If you were a less reputable person you could hide things like keys or bags full of some sort of grass.


Pic 4 is the chip and its housing sitting next to the base of what I have affectionately named "Barry" (after our President). Now, the skullcap can be replaced without chip inserted if for some strange reason you were inclined. You'd have to be one odd fellow to do such a thing, though.

Here's what's supposedly the Glazener family crest. If I can find a cleaned up version (or a tat artist who can work with how shit this is) I'm going to get this on one of my shoulder blades I think. Unless I can get a really good version then it may be a whole back affair.



And here's what's going on one of my upper arms...

GEARZ!!!!!!

You are such a nerd!

Phantasee wrote:You are such a nerd!

This is true. But what is really pissing me off is that the etching has fucking rubbed off the dogtags.