StarDestroyer.Net BBS

http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.

actually he looks much better that way.

*yawn*


You'll have to do better than that.

Hmph. Guess you all are just more tough-skinned.

As for me,

YYYAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! IT BURNS!! AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Whatever...

The binoculars! They do nothing!

<Friend compained about bandwidth...>

Exonerate wrote:The binoculars! They do nothing!

http://www.kokorokara.org/apotheosis/Im ... nidiot.jpg

Nice try...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp

The caps were soon removed.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Nice try...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp

The caps were soon removed.

I also heard from somewhere that you need the caps on to use this rangefinder thing in the binoculars, which I think is the center viewing aperture-like thing between the two big lenses.

Bush might've been looking through the rangefinder first, then looked through the normal lenses.

"Site Has Exceeded Bandwidth Allotment" LMAO We Slashdotted it! I don't recommend clicking the ad banner either...

.......That's quite disturbing.

kojikun wrote:actually he looks much better that way.

I second the motion.

[yawn]

Funny, but not as disturbing as you hoped. NEXT!

It's actually pretty funny, and at least the bodies are still intact. You'll have to do better than that if you want me hurling all over my computer.

Ok it's back...

*locks on to the offending site, then launches a target-beacon micromissile, which latches onto the target and starts transmitting*

E: Echelon Six to Mother Eagle, Request Fire Mission, code Omega, over?

M:<<Mother Eagle to Echelon Sixer, Request Granted. Incoming in Ten Seconds. Suggest you vacate the area immediately, over>>

E: Roger that, Breaking off now, over!

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*Sn0 watches from his Infiltration Vehicle, a 2998-model Chevrolet Camaro painted blue with yellow racing stripes, as the Heavy Turbolasers of the USS Admiral Kanos blast the horrifying menace to sanity into atoms and illuminate the sparse, dark, lonely asteroid field with searing green light*


E: Echelon Six to Mother Eagle, Target is destroyed, repeat, target is destroyed, over.

M: <<Roger that, Echelon Sixer. Return to Base, over.>>

E: Roger, Over and Out!

*falls asleep*
BORING!

His expressions are funny.

Gyahhh-Grunkk... Akkk.

That was unexpected.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.

:::looks at site::::

::::eyes roll back into head:::

::::falls down on floor and has a seizure:::

The cleansing power of the holy thermonuclear fire shall bring relief from this atrocity...

*Launches Saturn V ICBM hauling a 100 megaton bomb at server cluster*

IT BURNS!!!! OH HOW IT BURNS!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!

SHOOT IT AGAIN!! THE NUKE WASN"T ENOUGH AHHHH!!

The Expressions on Bush's face with the bodies were HORRID. The only thing saving me was staring at the Women's bodies and ALT+F4!!

Cyaround,
Jason

DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.

*snigger*

Weak. I've seen worse.

Disturbing.